Popular Post Boltzlem Posted February 25 Popular Post Share Posted February 25 (edited) Today marks an important milestone for The Fremen, it is our one year anniversary! 365 days ago this alliance started with one member. We were subsequently raided nonstop for our first month of existence, just as Alex originally intended. The slow crawl through the desert from #270 to #54 has taught us one very very important lesson… Some of you fellow smoll guys are just sooooo boring and spineless! We have run into alliance after alliance with simply no spark behind their eyes. No goal, objectives or direction other than score and money (ironically failing to gain either). Machines masquerading as men! We simply can’t abide by this! So today we announce the First Butlerian Jihad to destroy the machines or maybe even awaken the men and women hidden below. We formally declare a state of conflict upon every alliance below rank fifty. There are a lot of you so please wait your turns, we will get to you eventually. Only those who meet the following conditions will be given an exception: 1. You have partaken in the Spice mélange and gained the gift of foresight (you demonstrated having a spine, unlike most nanos). 2. We have crossed paths already and your blade has chipped and shattered. (We have fought with you successfully 1 on 1 or in a global war) Oh and any alliance made up of players over 30 cities. You guys are just kinda there, effectively out of our range and while hitting an offshores sounds fun and definitely on our future menu it’s not really our goal today…. you aren’t exactly independent alliances…. Notice something missing? We don’t care that you have a protectorate (or allies). Your protectors seek to help you and yet their protection makes you lethargic and complacent. We are massively out numbered in this fight but by all means prove that even when you have numbers on your side that you lack conviction, competency and ability. Will we lose? I sure hope so! It would be incredibly sad if we win! Into the wood chipper we go! TL;DR: Conflict trims fat and some of you lil ones are looking a lil chubby. Here some nano world memes for the macro & micro peanut gallery, enjoy! Edited February 25 by Boltzlem 9 31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistken Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Nano Muncher! You big Mweanie! (goodluck lol) UwU! 4 Quote UwU<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conald Petersen Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Cuzzos make absolutely no mistake, I'm gunna be riding up on my bicycle ready for a rock fight, except the handlebars are a steel pipe and the smoothie in my hand is melting from the heat....NOT GOOD. These weak little squeaks have tried to hide from the consequences, but now...we're bringing back the consequences cuzzie wuzzies. Derby School Girls, you're up first, REMOVE YOUR SHOES AND STEP INTO THE BENTO BOX. 2 4 Quote Reality is a suggestion, its all a character piece cuz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝑀𝓇𝓈. 𝐸𝓇𝑒𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Happy anniversary our desert friends! 2 1 Quote "You take a look in the mirror, And you see me..." The Harbinger of Dissary ~ Erebella The Almighty Empress (Leader) of Inazuma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleazar Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 nice meme! and happy anniversary! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athtar Presgolor Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 And so may the trials begin. We ain't earning much out of it, but its honest work against the machines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 This is actually cool and hilarious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryden Vos Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 happy anniversary, congrats! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rageproject Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Happy first birthday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Very based. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Gonna kick a few members and post a RoH if that's cool with you 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBaku Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 First based micro in recent memory - nanos have no rights 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conald Petersen Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 1 hour ago, MBaku said: First based micro in recent memory - nanos have no rights Cuz your alliance is a micro/nano/whatever you want to call it in sheep's clothing Quote Reality is a suggestion, its all a character piece cuz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ranosszadam Posted February 25 Popular Post Share Posted February 25 looks like we are on the list oh shi- 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vengeance Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 5 hours ago, ranosszadam said: looks like we are on the list oh shi- Don't worry I gotcha! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpimetheusTalks Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Someone was listening to my Leviathan rant, lmao. I wish you and your opponents all the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladmeir Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Happy birthday boltzlem you made a really good fun alliance happy to see you still around. but i feel bad for the nanos they most likely have no money to rebuild and will cause a hard time for them, i hope you don't over kill bcs some players might quit from frustration and it's allways sad to see the game loose alliances and players. However i hope you enjoy your time and have fun cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltzlem Posted February 25 Author Share Posted February 25 5 hours ago, ranosszadam said: looks like we are on the list oh shi- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Congrats, well deserved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chima Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Is nightshade coalition on your hit list? Also happy birthday 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yap Ah Loy Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Praise be with Adi, ruler of the nanos, lord of economics. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shock Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Quote "There is a moment..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolossus Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Anyone from nano's below 50 interested in signing O levels so that I can be dragged in the war somehow Legally & Legitly as per the appropriate FA norms? ❤️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conald Petersen Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 9 hours ago, Coolossus said: Anyone from nano's below 50 interested in signing O levels so that I can be dragged in the war somehow Legally & Legitly as per the appropriate FA norms? ❤️ You don't need a treaty to join in cuz, just come off beige Quote Reality is a suggestion, its all a character piece cuz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 absolutely based Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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