[DOW] #ItsNotAnOffshore

[SlyWolf21]

Somewhere in space.....

Toxicpepper, Aurora's dedicated janitor for the mothership, spills his drink on the raid targeting computer. He looks around and after seeing nobody paying close attention, he beats a quick retreat. A series of sparks and smoke bellows out of the machine, before its internals start working in overdrive, rewriting its previous code and functions.

Raiding Computer Operations:

                        Change Name <The Immortals> = "Oceania's Offshore";

                         Change Name <Farkistan> = "The Coal Mines";

                              Leak Kan's Sexy Time Chats With Lord Tyrion;

                            Play "Never Going To Give You Up" On Repeat;

                           Erase 3tb Hard-Drive Designated "Horsecock: Top Secret";

                          Run Rose-OasisSekretTreaty.exe;

                           Offer Prize "Kans Only Fans" To War Victors;

 

Before the machine could continue any further computing, the entirety of Aurora had seen the reward for victory in battle and jumped into action. As they prepared for their planetary descent, Kan himself made an appearance before everyone, and threatens any who lose their battles with a lifetime of OSU games. Now, determined for the prize (and threatened by OSU) Aurora descends on its foes in full force. 

 

TLDR: Aurora Joins Black Clock In The War Against The Secret Oasis-Mystery Inc Treaty

<Insert Gif Toxic Made But I Was Too Lazy To Find> 

[Chad]

glory to aurora 

[JadenStar10]

[Jacob Knox]

May the best coalition win

[Rainbowgeist]

Your mom

[Kan0601]

All Hail Aurora! 

[MinesomeMC]

I guess since MysOasis hit yall. Sunray Victoria saved Princess Aurora. 

[Jacob Knox]

4 minutes ago, Rainbowgeist said:

Your mom

No, your mom!

[ToxicPepper]

https://tenor.com/view/aurora-flag-space-gif-22624092
 

Smh how could you do this to me and not add the gif.

2 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said:

I guess since MysOasis hit yall. Sunray Victoria saved Princess Aurora. 

Here we go again bb

[Jacob Knox]

2 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said:

I guess since MysOasis hit yall. Sunray Victoria saved Princess Aurora. 

I like this narrative

[Rainbowgeist]

1 hour ago, epicdude203 said:

No, your mom!

Uh no, YOUR mom!!!!

[Jacob Knox]

Just now, Rainbowgeist said:

Uh no, YOUR mom!!!!

No, I believe it was explicitly stated that it was, in fact, your mother.

[Rainbowgeist]

3 minutes ago, epicdude203 said:

No, I believe it was explicitly stated that it was, in fact, your mother.

Sir, I respectfully disagree with this statement because I was stating this about your biological mother! And atleast my mother isn't a rainbow frog.

also, we have ruined this forum post.

Edited December 12, 2021 by Rainbowgeist

[Jacob Knox]

6 minutes ago, Rainbowgeist said:

Sir, I respectfully disagree with this statement because I was stating this about your biological mother! And atleast my mother isn't a rainbow frog.

With all due respect, madam, which is none I am inclined to strongly disagree with the wording of your comment. My mother may be a rainbow frog, but at least she is a loving and nurturing one. This, in fact, speak volumes about your mother and the way she raised you. Therefore, this is all, undeniably, about your mother.

 

8 minutes ago, Rainbowgeist said:

also, we have ruined this forum post.

Also, one cannot simply ruin something that was already ruined in the first place.

[Rainbowgeist]

Lmfao I'm dying right now!! Alright Jacob, you win lol

3 minutes ago, epicdude203 said:

With all due respect, madam, which is none I am inclined to strongly disagree with the wording of your comment. My mother may be a rainbow frog, but at least she is a loving and nurturing one. This, in fact, speak volumes about your mother and the way she raised you. Therefore, this is all, undeniably, about your mother.

 

Also, one cannot simply ruin something that was already ruined in the first place.

And I cannot comment on the nature of this forum post being "ruined". All I can say is that it is xD