Mateus Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 (edited) Why I'll make this post just because I think it will be a nice way to introduce myself to the community, who I've noticed that likes to cause wars just because the enemy's nation color is ugly. So, I'll present you guys the answer for the life in Orbis!!!!! Lots of people in Orbis belive in a fake god, so I shall show 'em the truth! Who's god? Alex Why is he god? Because he created the world, the life in the world, the nukes in the world and the donuts. Don't forget about the pizza. Why shall we take 2 seconds of our lifes to change our nation religion? Because Alexism is the truth, and everyone who don't give donations as tithing will die immediatly! Então só quem sabe falar português vai saber quem eu sou Parabéns por saber utilizar o google tradutor, eu sou novo no jogo, li um pouco das tretas guerras inúteis importantes do jogo, joguei um pouco, e acho as guerras uma merda, pois eu não tenho o meu bolsa famÃlia bônus de aliança que me dá as primeiras cidades grátis, então para os brasileiros desse jogo, deixo um recado: #BOLSONARO2018, e que Deus garanta paz e prosperidade ao Brasil. Edited May 7, 2017 by Mateus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 On a scale of 1-Russian, how drunk are you right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiho Nishizumi Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 On a scale of 1-Russian, how drunk are you right now? Soviet drinking to bury his sorrows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateus Posted May 7, 2017 Author Share Posted May 7, 2017 I can't drink I'm 13 years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Pig Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 I can't drink I'm 13 years old never stopped me before Quote Ceterum censeo Arrghinem esse delendam (Furthermore, I consider that Arrgh must be destroyed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Hey, you're the munitions guy! Welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateus Posted May 7, 2017 Author Share Posted May 7, 2017 "The munitions guy" asdasplajizcxjoiczmzxczxaoisdjaopidawj9iwqepqoieasdiposziohnjcixzncozxashdauodjhoads kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Feeling famous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Blasphemer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateus Posted May 7, 2017 Author Share Posted May 7, 2017 (edited) Blasphemer Alex created Orbis, God created Urântia, so, for who live in Orbis, Alex is god! Edited May 7, 2017 by Mateus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milord Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Dá o Ouro!! Give the Gold! -Translation Quote PEOPLE BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU POST CAUSE IF YOU POST IN A NO COMMENT THREAD, YOU GET A WARNING POINT CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SEING ONE MORE POST THAN USUAL HURTS THEIR EYES. You gotta live long so you can experience the sad joke that this world is. "If I ever formed an alliance it would be called Grand Puberty Agency And the text above would be like:"GPA just had a growth spurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateus Posted May 7, 2017 Author Share Posted May 7, 2017 Dá o Ouro!! Give the Gold! -Translation Que ouro oq, quando o Brasil era um principado Portugal já levou ouro demais! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milord Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Mas eu preciso de construir mais igreijas , o papa vem aÃ. Ayy lmao. Quote PEOPLE BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU POST CAUSE IF YOU POST IN A NO COMMENT THREAD, YOU GET A WARNING POINT CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SEING ONE MORE POST THAN USUAL HURTS THEIR EYES. You gotta live long so you can experience the sad joke that this world is. "If I ever formed an alliance it would be called Grand Puberty Agency And the text above would be like:"GPA just had a growth spurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Greetings, Mateus, and welcome to Orbis! I advise adding your alliance to your forum profile. On that note, I wish you luck in the Holy Britannian Empire! Feel welcome to shoot me a PM if you need any help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateus Posted May 10, 2017 Author Share Posted May 10, 2017 I advise adding your alliance to your forum profile. On that note, I wish you luck in the Holy Britannian Empire! Fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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