Yosodog Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Good. They will need their energy saved up and should mobilize while Gabby and his forces are in beige. While under the protection of beige that was so generously afforded me by Miles earlier, however, myself and my forces will be bombing Wickistan relentlessly. Rep extraction etc. etc. Also, I keep trying to send apology messages to Teh Chad every time I am forced to bomb his forces, but could you tell him "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again It pains me greatly to do this to you, really, I really don't want to. BK is forcing me to. If only you guys wouldn't have raided me you wouldn't be in this pain." Thanks. At least now our micro tier will have something to do as they grow. Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 More like the time you tried to get me to be BK gov I did no such thing. even if Seb wanted to believe it lmao Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Semloh Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Based on previous mercenary work I've hired Gabby to do and that they were pretty briefly a CS member I have to offcially renounce her/his actions here. You should have messaged their leadership about it first. Unofficially I think it's hilarious. You're going to get rolled but I have a feeling you don't care. Respect. BK do you really try to recruit by attacking people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 (edited) Based on previous mercenary work I've hired Gabby to do and that they were pretty briefly a CS member I have to offcially renounce her/his actions here. You should have messaged their leadership about it first. Unofficially I think it's hilarious. You're going to get rolled but I have a feeling you don't care. Respect. BK do you really try to recruit by attacking people? No. Edited January 14, 2016 by Yosodog 1 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 BK do you really try to recruit by attacking people? nah guy does what he wants and idc because he follows rules 2 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Listen, feline. You can't bargain with something you don't have. If you think you can force BK to do anything, then you're a really dumb cat. I would go stuff your face with fine tuna and consider whether you want this incident to ruin everything. 2 Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 BK do you really try to recruit by attacking people? No. Wow. That was epic. Gabby: 3 (one for counter-attacking you before being beiged, one for this thread, and one for just proving you all liars) Black Knights: 1 (if you can consider the raid to count for 1 point, but he lost so much in the process I wouldn't, but for the sake of being fair to an entire alliance that's being owned by an obese cat I will give them the point out of pity.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Wow. That was epic. Gabby: 3 (one for counter-attacking you before being beiged, one for this thread, and one for just proving you all liars) Black Knights: 1 (if you can consider the raid to count for 1 point, but he lost so much in the process I wouldn't, but for the sake of being fair to an entire alliance that's being owned by an obese cat I will give them the point out of pity.) one guy != the entire alliance but hey, !@#$ logic amirite? 3 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Haggar Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 To form an opinion, I must know Fat Cat special move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Wow. That was epic. Gabby: 3 (one for counter-attacking you before being beiged, one for this thread, and one for just proving you all liars) Black Knights: 1 (if you can consider the raid to count for 1 point, but he lost so much in the process I wouldn't, but for the sake of being fair to an entire alliance that's being owned by an obese cat I will give them the point out of pity.) >Implying we didn't read the OP I don't think you understand how alliances work... at all. 1 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 To form an opinion, I must know Fat Cat special move. Special move: judo cat claw swipe barrage Ultimate combo: poop in Black Knight's nations' soil and make them scoop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 >Implying we didn't read the OP I don't think you understand how alliances work... at all. Clearly I don't understand an alliance attacking people in an effort to recruit them. That kind of strikes me as pathetic, but I guess that's just my opinion Perhaps you should just accept the fact that you guys messed up and are going to pay the price. Either directly through rep payments (which would spare you much pain) or indirectly through rep extraction. Just ask Teh Chad how much he favors the rep extraction method. Poor guy probably favors the direct method. Just a guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Clearly I don't understand an alliance attacking people in an effort to recruit them. That kind of strikes me as pathetic, but I guess that's just my opinion Perhaps you should just accept the fact that you guys messed up and are going to pay the price. Either directly through rep payments (which would spare you much pain) or indirectly through rep extraction. Just ask Teh Chad how much he favors the rep extraction method. Poor guy probably favors the direct method. Just a guess. brb reposting for shitposting one guy != the entire alliance but hey, !@#$ logic amirite? Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyvbuck Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Clearly I don't understand an alliance attacking people in an effort to recruit them. That kind of strikes me as pathetic, but I guess that's just my opinion Perhaps you should just accept the fact that you guys messed up and are going to pay the price. Either directly through rep payments (which would spare you much pain) or indirectly through rep extraction. Just ask Teh Chad how much he favors the rep extraction method. Poor guy probably favors the direct method. Just a guess. Of course you don't you have 2 members, we have over 100 meaning 1 of our members doing something does not mean anything, one of your members doing something is half the alliance lol. We did not mess anything up, your a valid raiding target, and you really think you can beat the reps out of us? You think highly of yourself and your tiny alliance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Clearly I don't understand an alliance attacking people in an effort to recruit them. That kind of strikes me as pathetic, but I guess that's just my opinion Perhaps you should just accept the fact that you guys messed up and are going to pay the price. Either directly through rep payments (which would spare you much pain) or indirectly through rep extraction. Just ask Teh Chad how much he favors the rep extraction method. Poor guy probably favors the direct method. Just a guess. To be quite honest, you wouldn't be able to pass our application process, and that's saying something. You can keep trying to push that 'we recruited you' card or that we messed up. Don't flatter yourself. Our raiding rules are very specific: Alliances with less than 10 nations and not protected by an alliance larger than 10 nations. If that nation gets counter attacked due to their raid, we won't respond as an alliance. You decided to attack a nation that had nothing to do with the raids which then makes this an alliance problem. If you think you did any kind of damage to Teh Chad, you're once again mistaken. If you think your threats mean anything to us, you're once again mistaken. If you think we're doing anything but laughing at you, you're once again mistaken. For your own sake, pay us $3,000,000 and we won't attack you. Otherwise, until you surrender, we will continue to have our noobs practice hitting you in preparation for real threats in this game. 3 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 If you think we're doing anything but laughing at you, you're once again mistaken. idk fam i'm shaking in my boots at these threats 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyvbuck Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 idk fam i'm shaking in my boots at these threats [18:00] <11@Jimmyvbuck> Stop using that stupid phrase 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Wait, BK would reject him? Damn, son, that is saying a lot. Even I could apply and get accepted probably. I got accepted into Phoenix without even having to register 3 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby Posted January 15, 2016 Author Share Posted January 15, 2016 For your own sake, pay us $3,000,000 and we won't attack you. Otherwise, until you surrender, we will continue to have our noobs practice hitting you in preparation for real threats in this game. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs up hairball* ah that sucked HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA *wipes tear from eye* Wow. That was a good one. I'm liking that post on pure principle. That's gold lol. *composes self* Ahem. While Gabby kindly thanks you for your offer, we will have to kindly turn down such a *snorts* generous offer. On the other hand, I would settle for about $5 million to make peace with your lower tier. Your call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs up hairball* ah that sucked HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA *wipes tear from eye* Wow. That was a good one. I'm liking that post on pure principle. That's gold lol. *composes self* Ahem. While Gabby kindly thanks you for your offer, we will have to kindly turn down such a *snorts* generous offer. On the other hand, I would settle for about $5 million to make peace with your lower tier. Your call. You know how you just laughed? Yeah, 119 people just laughed at your request just like that. You're at least providing us entertainment. 1 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby Posted January 15, 2016 Author Share Posted January 15, 2016 You know how you just laughed? Yeah, 119 people just laughed at your request just like that. Your people cough up hairballs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Your people cough up hairballs? only on fridays 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Your people cough up hairballs? Yeah, cats are a great source of protein. 4 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby Posted January 15, 2016 Author Share Posted January 15, 2016 Yeah, cats are a great source of protein. No, we are obese and therefore full of fat. Joke's on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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