A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
Back at home, one of the listeners decided to repeat the joke.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"..........
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of the joke....
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed,recovering from burns of boiling water! 😈😈😈