Horsecock

I think in this particular case, no one would care if you actually forced him out of the game.

Philosophical question: Is it actually a 2v1 when the "1" has twice the numbers of the "2"?

That's photoshopped. There is no cow level.

Pre-emptive thanks to GOONS for purging this cancer from the face of the earth.

Due to popular demand, here are the leaked logs proving my longstanding paperless ties to Rose. Context was the Halloween contest last year, where Sheepy gave ingame prizes for the pumpkins with the most votes (Announcement - Vote - Results).

Instructions unclear, now my dick is stuck in the CD drive.

It's all just a matter of price. Let's negotiate.

tldr: IQ actually broke up. EMC is the real hegemony. Anyone who doesn't like IQ automatically belongs to EMC. EMC is responsible for the war stil not being over. IQ literally never did anything wrong.

Stealing things is your thing, so I won't steal your flag since I'm not a pirate (anymore). I'd also contest the implication that Arrgh is paperless, or even that Arrgh is an alliance.

Hey, is Kosmo still around? His posts relating to KT were always hilarious, he shouldn't miss out on this thread.

Thank you. Back to our normal flag. Thread can be closed.

I'll willingly take it down if I'm shown credible research concluding that this is true. Keep in mind the biggest alliance flag actually shown in the game is automatically resized to 250x150.

Are you really that desperate to make peace with KT? If not, then you're right, nothing will stop you from your plan to continue the war indefinitely. Edit: I didn't necessarily mean to come off like that to you. It's easy to forget that not all NPO members are like Keshav. Thank you for showing some kindness from a place I'm not used to. I believe my wording on the subject is precise in my post. Whether the decision-makers of the coalitions change any of their strategies or plans in response is up to them, I suppose. Out of my hands, as I enjoy my newfound freedom. KT won't seek an early separate peace.

That sounds interesting. Can you show me on the example of GOONS so I might see such a glorious concept in action? BOYS, we found our first victim.

You mean 9 months? Don't want this to be premature. Oh yes, a world so foreign to the brainwashed NPO mind as to be called inconceivable.

Bring it.

ur2slow

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer It has been rough 2019. For the game, for myself, and for my alliance. After a war of unprecedented implications in the winter, the spring brought with it a fresh breeze of change and deceptive promises. Spheres and blocs were shifting, breaking up, and newly forming, all over the political globe. KT and TGH formed a new bloc with the Grumpy Guardians, and determined to do our part in shaping a new landscape of multiple spheres, of dynamic cooperation, of short-term commitments and perpetual choice between abundant options. As Saul Berenson said in Homeland: "I actually convinced myself we were gonna change the world." Our actions during that time, culminating in our war versus Chaos, were irrefutably taken in pursuit of those goals. The situation took an unxpected turn prompted by leaked plans to target both our blocs, and suddenly we found we could work together with the same people we were just fighting hours before. Still, it looked like our dream had become reality. But all that changed when one certain key alliance took it upon themselves to make the biggest possible decision on behalf of the entire game, crush all possibility and nuance, and throw the world back into brutal certainty. Today, there remains little doubt about the future of this game. The forces at the helm of both political hemispheres have forced each other to give up all other pursuits and goals, and to be utterly dedicated to stopping or destroying one another. In such a bipolar dystopia, no single alliance can truly find its own way while it remains part of the machine. Certainly not an alliance as uniquely skilled and freedom-loving as KT. Our commitments in this war are already made and can no longer be broken, but it will have been the first and last time we will have allowed ourselves to be NPCs in a black-and-white world. A new year is about to dawn, and a new chapter in the history of KT will be written by a new pen. With the beginning of 2020, Knights Templar will become truly paperless. We vow to never again be allied to any other alliance, neither overtly nor in secret. And never again will we wage war in pursuit of political goals. But we will wage plenty of wars, and we will always be open for military cooperation - be it for money or for fun. For the ongoing war, this means that on the 1st of January KT will sever all our ties to KETOGG and Coalition A. From that moment, we will no longer be party to their peace negotiations, and we will not be included in any peace deal between the 2 coalitions. We will then only consider negotiating for our own peace after the coalitions have peaced out, and the global war is over. Furthermore, KT will be treating our ongoing conflict versus IQ as a fun and friendly war, regardless of how it originally started. Our only goals are to shred more pixels and to have a good time. In case you're wondering, the unusual 3 week advance warning is to give both coalitions a reasonable window of opportunity to agree to a peace deal, if for whatever reason they wish to do so before this announcement takes effect. KT will be party to Coalition A's peace efforts and agreements for the remainder of 2019. tldr: Sorry, GOONS. Looks like we'll still be at war for the forseeable future.

Reported.

They were already leaked in this thread. Do you even read the forums?

How could we seriously consider a ceasefire while IQ still refuses to surrender?

Woah, calm down, this is just a text based browser game, not a video game. Jesus.

Took you long enough, but finally the only good thing that the forum still had going for it has been eradicated.

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