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I guess Fraggle won Politics and War when she came up with the zero infra farming and nuking build. No one could damage her, she could occasionally launch a nuke and damage other people, thus she could only win and never lose.

Someone made this and put it on the wiki a while ago: https://tools.britanniapw.com/map

No Ducks say quack And fish go blub and the seal goes ow ow ow... But there's one sound that no one knows... What does the kangaroo say?!

Create an alliance called "Steve Jail", or "Kangaroo Zoo", set the taxes to 100%/100%, and make him agree to stay in it for a month :3

"Arrgh will no longer raid UPN, DEIC, NAC, VE, Polaris, or Rose....This is in force for one year." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSX9FPtNkfU

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If GPA is letting themselves get bullied, they're weak, let's roll them. If GPA are being bullies that's not very neutral, I think they should be rolled. The point is, roll GPA.

Politics and War is a competitive game about politics and war. The fun of this game comes from building alliances, making friends and crushing enemies, doing anything to get the edge in an endless struggle for supremacy. But what happens when the best way to 'win', the best way to reach the #1 spot, is to abandon all of that and sit around playing Farmville? No, not even Farmville - !@#$ing slow motion Cookie Clicker. Then we're in an absurd situation. The exciting struggle of politics and war has no point, because it doesn't make you more dominant, and dominance has no point, because it's just a high score in a garbage game of Cookie Clicker. As neutrals prosper, everyone else must slowly becomes more of a pixel hugger in order to maintain their position in a game that we all care less about every day, until finally we log out and leave our 30 cities and 150,000 infra to gather dust in a dead game that we spent years logging in to but never once played. Neutrals are like a virus or a cancerous tumor. If they're not fought against, they have the power to grow and spread, and take over and strangle the whole system. Exterminate them all. Exterminate them as early as possible.

Pixelgeddon

GPA could have tried negotiating for small regular protection payments instead of a big lump sum.

Pixelnacht

How about GPAyday 2: The Heist?

The wiki article is up, and someone named it the Green Winter War. It's still early but I think we can do better than that. Post suggestions here, anything that gets a few likes will be put in the final poll later. My suggestion: Apeman's 11

It's not so bad, GPA. You have a very nice nuke flag. <3

It's okay, "Salty" and "Saltopia" are still available.

Sheepy is ours now. 👠Followers of this antipope Alex are heretics. They will be excommunicated from Baaism. 👠Repent and return to the True Flock. This is your only chance!

You'd have to have guys jump on every defensive slot immediately, otherwise Fraggle can just leave his alliance and let himself get beiged by a raider.

A lot of people are using nukes because they think nukes are worth it. A lot of other people think they aren't. That split in opinion means that nukes are an interesting choice right now. If nukes were improved to meet the standards of people who are anti-nuke right now, there'd be no disagreement, everyone who could afford nukes would use them. I think that's less interesting.

If you reach 30 cities x 5,000 infra maybe you can unlock some kind of suicide button, and put your nation out of its misery.

As long as other people keep using them, they're useful to me.

We all know Kemal's policy about this sort of thing:

Fraggle Rock has done 'document drops' before. And he's gone rogue and nuked everybody at least once. Never trust a muppet.