In the year of Our Glorious Leader, 1999, November 12th
The nation of There has stumbled upon a technology of which the likes have not been seen prior to this date.
As the end of the millennium nears, Our Glorious Leader has announced that, in an ongoing effort to increase the economic potential of the Nation by minimizing the pollution in the State, alternative sources of power for the nation's ever growing infrastructure were being researched, with the current application of using a "Heavy Metal" in order to sustain a nuclear reaction which provides the necessary heat to turn the turbines, which in turn turn the existing generators from the previous cost-efficient, but environmentally unfriendly Oil Power Plants being the risky, but likely profitable route.
In its infancy, the nation fared well due to an abundance of oil reservoirs to tap from, but the shift to the manufacturing of Gasoline and Aluminum drained the nation's oil reserves and overworked the Oil Power Plants to the point of failure. In this crisis, while searching for deep-sea oil pockets off the coast of the Nation, drillers discovered a cleaner, more efficient form of energy in the form of "Heavy Metal"
According to chief scientist, John McSamuelson, the reactor consists of a "bass guitar" and a "metal drum" kept in control rods in order to prevent harm to the ears of the staff and more importantly to generate heat through the C's and occasional F#'s which they emit. In it's purest form, this substance, often surpassing the 130 decibel threshold, has been deemed unsafe for civilian use and its possession has been limited to the State.
As of late, there have been rumors about the development of a weapon that when fired, "...THE SUN WILL BE DARKENED, AND THE MOON WILL NOT GIVE ITS LIGHT, AND THE STARS WILL FALL from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken." (Matthew 24:29) as ungodly wrath from above is brought upon an unfortunate foe with a cacophony of "Heavy Metal" as the finale.
^^ jk. nukes r 4 skrubs.