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Sir Scarfalot

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  1. I'm just imagining that KT were the primary voting bloc for KT being in 'disband' tier Nobody hates KT like KT
  2. Heh, I just google an appropriate meme when needs be. If I can't find a meme after a quick search or two, time to boot up Paint and get shit done. That's just the way I roll, even though it does take a good hour or so to post anything truly worth the investment.
  3. If he spams literal garbage, though, then he'll get b& before 1k updoots. ...Not to mention the lack of actual updoots from the effort would hamper progress somewhat too
  4. DMs really don't work sometimes. ...But they work well enough for your dirty laundry, so kindly keep that shit there fam. k? k. gud.
  5. I voted no change, because I already did the math and missiles are still a very workable thing at 50% blocking. However, having a true 50% roll every time can get frustrating, so maybe it would be better to weigh and scale the odds to favor the same relative number of landings but a distribution that feels less random. A tough ask, but there are certainly ways to do it.
  6. Y'know, 'voting with your feet' is way too simple of a political argument to hold any water, since reciprocity and golden handcuffs are both things. It's easy enough to hold someone on a hook as long as they're not too miserable about it, which undermines if not invalidates the whole "you are totally allowed to leave whenever" train of logic.
  7. Like this: "I do not like you. Now, please do not misunderstand. I do not want to give offense, nor insult, nor intrude upon your personal bounds of comfort. I most certainly do not wish to imply that you are any less than the wonderful, smart, strong, capable human that you can choose to be. What I do want to do is simply to ensure that we are both cognizant of the fact that we are strangers to each other. We do not truly like each other. We do not truly hate each other. We both have our strengths, and our weaknessses. We both have our interests, we both have our cares, and each of those unique only to us. We do not have any objective interests in each other. We have literally never met. ...But I would like to see just who you could become, all the same." -scarfy, 2/17/2021
  8. Fuk you for not posting snek I loke snekgirl ....I jus do ......pls no booly. 😕 fite fite fite fite :3
  9. True but they wanna be wofly anyway. dox they wanna. after all they wolf down their happy meal, so why not wolf down their prey too? nmnl. go sleep foo
  10. (Dune, thought you knew that already. I was trying to... ah forget it. And if I use parenthetical text, I am being sincere in the most literal sense that I know, which means not joking around. Same as if I message you privately, but in that case you'll be much, much more aware of the boundary between my jokes and my advice.) ......sorry just had a random thought -scarfy
  11. Oh for SHITS sake don't patronize me, that really did insult me on a very deep and personal level. The book is LITERALLY on my desk. RIGHT NOW. A copy is LITERALLY on my nightstand. Like, right now. I've wanted to read it for a bit, but... well, frankly, you're distracting me right now. And that's okay. I want to talk to you. I just don't want to be reminded of what I stand to lose by choosing to do so. I would ask you to respect that. ...and I think I understand. I'm glad that you are finally becoming comfortable enough to admit these things so publicly, that took balls. sheer fricking BALLS. Read back what you just wrote and tell me it didn't haha prankt gottem no but seriously you should be a writer. Professionally. LIKE RIGHT NOW GO CALL A PUBLISHER (Also please don't take me seriously, this is a persona you jackass)
  12. Eyy, so you've kept up with it. Awesome. ....I'm pretty you are not the "best marksman", though, not out of braggadocio (I'm awful) but out of simply trying to manage your expectations... you don't know any of us here, we are strangers, and frankly we don't care. Not out of personal disinterest mind you, your stories are really interesting, but as a matter of objective interest. We're all a persona, here. If you choose to present yourself as a marksman here, then Aqua-Corpsman is a marksman. If you choose to present yourself as the son of a humble farmer, then Aqua-Corpsman is the son of a humble farmer... not you. Now don't misunderstand, I mean not *YOU*. And frankly, video games are an escape, not a job. That means we come here to relax, and that means if... and I do mean *if* the World Champion of Olympic Marksmanship is indeed on this forum, he has just been deeply personally and professionally insulted by your bragging. (Though he may be willing to test you and see if you're really as good as you have just claimed. I don't know, I'm not him and I don't care what he does, objectively, as long as he doesn't deliberately choose to harm you.) Thankfully for this theoretical marksman and you, he has only been so insulted by Aqua-Corpsman, which means that you are in no way in danger of getting shot right now... only raided -scarfy
  13. You've been to a firing range? I would not have guessed. When was this? And where? Because they did the right thing, you were learning from true masters of gunplay right there. I've been trained in firearms myself, albeit not to a degree of actual... competitive accuracy.
  14. !@#$ why you remind me of a book I wanna read but haven't yet I wanted to but my job is getting in the way I don't like that, and you reminded me of that, so !@#$ you !@#$ you. I hate you. Go away and... yeah, !@#$ you, no offense. You little shit -scarfy ...Hol up, I don't wnat to die at all. So should I just cloister myself away from the world forever? Should I build a wall? Should I build a box for myself that protects me up to my own personal standards of genuine comfort? ...Because I will do literally anything to be comfortable, even sell my soul, to get that wall. I don't want to die, and I want to be comfortable. ...Is that so much to ask? If so, how much do I have to pay to get it? ...Asking for a friend -scarfy
  15. ...m8, owning a firearm isn't the problem, it's giving an idiot a firearm that's the problem. True masters of gunplay know exactly how dangerous an idiot with a firearm is, so they are desperate to ensure that only smart people even feel the need to own firearms. Which means that they're neglecting the smart people that don't feel the need to own firearms. Which means that the predatory monsters of the world have noticed that there are smart and rich people that don't own firearms. Which means, to them, that those rich people are not smart, and are therefore valid targets to be consumed, since they are obviously personally smarter than their targets, and they know what happens to stupid rich people. .... And everybody hates the word "gun", because it has always meant artillery and it should always mean artillery. Nobody's used it right for a hundred years tbqhwyl*. *to be quite honest with you ladies* *yes, ladies, you're bickering like a sewing circle, get your head in the game you shits
  16. Well, you're not wrong... but I think they're also the kind o people who choose to go to scary movies and watch things explode as a hobby, too. I think they also enjoy depictions of nature, especially predators pouncing upon an animal for the purposes of eating it. which means they like those predators whcih means they understand those predators and they just dun wanna be prey. nmnl. do we have an understanding? Ofc we do. -scarfy
  17. Wait what You're telling me that.... ...that wasn't an everyday thing in the medical world? That her boss really was just trying to keep my mother, my mother, her client, comfortable? I mean when she failed to vocally resonate with how my mother felt at the time? That... my grandmother... had people... that cared for her, even in her darkest hours? Do not dare lie to me. I would not like that. And my father is a lawyer, of sorts, as am I. Of sorts. Privately. ...Why am I telling you that? Stoppit I'm rambling again
  18. SHIT so THAT is why my grandmother died.... ....well, it is *part* of it, at least. You see, my grandmother was very old, and needed 24/7 care... so the hospital financiers didn't care, either. She was gonna die no matter what, so hurry up and stop costing us money. Know what I mean? They had a young and lazy !@#$ nurse who didn't want to put in the effort of moving my grandmother to a different room, so she whined at her boss. In front of my own mother. In front of her patient's medically trained, if not professionally experienced, daughter. ...Yeah. She was corrected in an instant and ran the !@#$ away from my family. Good for her, if she'd doubled down....... mom would have been upset, and she is at the end of the day a human mind. Not that I blame them, mind you! At the end of the day, it is a business to the financiers, since they must present themselves as wolves in order to protect themselves, their investments, and their responsibilities as a whole from truly monstrous people that do exactly the same things. They are, after all, humans. -scarfy
  19. I certainly haven't. ... ...Do you mean enunciating?
  20. !@#$ mine are fake then I spent hundreds on a big box of... argh. I thought they were real because they had an "antimicrobial coating", and they suck in really deep when I breathe, but I liked them because I can still breathe ok when wearing them but I got sold snake oil I am a dumb ;-;
  21. Oh so THAT'S why the cop that pulled me over had no mask. ....!@#$ sake, why didn't they just SAY that instead of "NO MASK $100 FINE" little stupid shits in city hall god damn ...Do your N95s have a special coating, by the way? Something, uh, coppery? Kinda smelly? Ish? I'm not describing this well Also, do you have strong opinions on the subject? Do you have a professional interest in the subject? Then that subject is, indeed, political, at least in terms of your own personal interests. It just doesn't have to be divisive
  22. EXACTLY !@#$ SAKE I've been saying that from the START .... reeeee. -scurfy By the way, pretty sure it's not because the mask protects *you* from covid, it's because the mask keeps you from *spreading* the covid And therefore if two people wear a mask, two people are safe, but if one takes his mask off then two people are in grave and mortal peril @Aqua-Corpsman?
  23. Haters gonna hate, indeed. I'm glad I helped you out with my stupid shitpost. And I'm sorry it was so stupid. I really do respect you. -scarfy That said, what you've got here is a standard-issue case of people in charge that plain don't know how to be in charge, so they want to do something, so they choose to do what they are familiar with in order to feel like they've 'done something'. In your case, you've gone and seen how leaders react when they don't know how to react to something that scares them. To be fair, they're not scared of the virus, they're scared of losing their loved ones and careers instead. So it's understandable they'll make rules that sound good *to them*, even when those rules are in no way shape or form helpful to their charges. They're not scared of doing their jobs badly, they know how to do that, but they're scared of losing what they truly care about in life, so they're scared of the symbol that Covid represents. A symbol on a very high pedestal, as you are of course professionally aware and have perfectly described. They hate you and your expertise, because they know painfully well how bad things can get if they aren't the one that are helpful to their charges. Like, really painfully. It physically hurts them to confront that fact, so they choose not to confront it and instead choose to believe a lie. ...I think. ...Am I wrong?
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