Kuudere
You are a Kuudere !
Kuudere: They are really cold and emotionless, but they slowly open up to their love interest/a person they trust. They show their sweetness later on.
People on the Internet will already be more intelligent than your run-of-the-mill peasant. This is a text based game which will eliminate the stupider Internet folk as its not call of duty.
I think its entirely reasonable that pretty much everyone here would be above average.
Great Britain. They were prone to dying themselves blue with woad and charging naked into battle with a large sword in the bronze age, as far as I know. While I might be considerably taller than most of them, I doubt I would match up in battle and I'm not sure how to make woad dye :3