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丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
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>Tfw you're working the Rose Bowl at the International Champion Cup, Barca vs Tottenham later today.
God is great. BARCA! ???⚽?
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>when a married chick hits on you in front of her husband
nothing like seeing a married chick keep talking to you like you're the intellectual mind of the century while her husband tries to strong arm shake hands and slap you on the back only to be brushed off and ignored at a bar while you introduce her to new beers and talk her ears off. Then have her wave at you while her husband is angry he had to wait while she ended her convo and the fact she flirted with me.
I have done it thot patrol bois. I'm officially a pro.
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>When you have a lit af Thursday and end it with schnitzel a la holstein.
A true alcoholic's weekend starts Thursday (Thirsty Thursday) and ends Monday (Post-Game). Wednesday is the pre-game and warm-up. (check if any taps ran dry or the drink menu was updated.)
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>When you have nothing to be happy about and to make matters worse, most bars are closed on Christmas Eve/Day.
Wew, looks like my liver is gonna survive this winter again.
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>When you manage to find enough beer, wine, and liquor to get you hungover while drunk.
It all worked out, Christmas this year wasn't too bad.
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A fine game by Russia
Go Russia! Trigger those global sjws!
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Alex is having a game update come February. (basically 2 days)
Is this the mandatory war update that will screw up the war a bit?
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And so both Greek alliances fall today
Ayy lmao
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Animals turn food into shit, but no animal turns shit into food.
Tell me the last time you saw a cow shit out a supreme pizza w/ extra mushroom.
Case Closed.
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As the good samaritan that I am, I've been delivering freshly harvested organs to local ERs.
How many lives have you changed?
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͙̖ɯ̩͖̘ɐ̲͖̞q̮̬̝ ̞̫̟d̹̣̹ǝ̝̟̬q̱̥̮ ̮͖̙ḏ̗̫o̺̯̠o̜̲̲q̦͚̺ ̜̲͓d̘̦ͅǝ̤̪̜ǝ͇̤̣q͚̥̳ ̮͔̫d̬͎͎o̳̟̭z̦̣͕ ͇͉̺ɯ͇̳̟ɐ̤̤͖z͎̼̖ ͉͈͉ɯ̻̗̜ᴉ̜̩ͅz͔̝͈ ̞̝̟ɯ͇̟̠ɐ̖̘̠l͖͇̻ɟ͓͇̟ ̤̘ͅɯ͙͇̠ᴉ͎̙̻l̝͈͙ɟ̝̫ͅ ̬̠̞d̯̙͕o̭̺̙q͕͚̤ ̣̦ͅʎ͕͓ͅʇ̩̫̬ᴉ̭͔̗d̩̪̪d̰͍̮ᴉ̖̤̜q͓̩͖ ͓̪̻d̘̯͓o̲̙̟o̙̟͙q̻̫̩ ̘̞͚ǝ͈͙̭ǝ̦͇̰z̮̤̖ ̼̟̱d̟̘̫o̟̫̗o̝̠̙q̖̪̤ ̺͎̙ʎ͇̞̻ʇ̙̝̣ᴉ̙̲͙d͔̟̜o͎̺̮o͔̭̰q
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DOES ANYONE EVER JUST GET RLY HOT? *STARTS RIPPING OFF SKIN AND CLAWING INTO THE BONE*
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Dogs: Woof
Cats: Meow
Frogs: Ribbit
Humans: ???What is the default human sound?
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little !@#$? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
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Ever wonder what Shifty is all about in this game?
Now from Penguin Books and the people who brought you all the edgy political manifestos from the late 1800s and early 1900s, comes Shifty Must Die Mode: Playing P/W on the most tryhard difficulty, memoirs of a madman by Shifty Stranger. Available now P/W Wiki.
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Fellas, which alliances don't protect their protectorates?
This is purely for research purposes.
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Final Round of nuking Pantheon begins tonight. Be there or be a rectangle.
Shifty would like to thank all his supporters for this amazing year of shitposting. It was you who made this possible.
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For all the weebs out there:
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I am the reason credits are so damn expensive. The Eskimos have 11 words for me, but there's only 1 name: Shifty
I am a stranger to none.
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I do not support Ebola or any other microorganism and viruses. I'm against multiplying in this country.
#CDC
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I don't lead an alliance, I lead a community and a generation.
#shitposters#2017 Shifty
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I don't shit where I eat, but I eat where I shit.
#justdungbeetlethings
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I just turned 25.
I'm too old for memes.
I hereby declare Frederick and Thorin my heirs to the meme throne.They have proven themselves time after time. It's been an honor.
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