Canbec

For those who've finished Wind and Truth, iykyk but please no spoilers here 😉

Great to be working with @Sval again! Hopefully this is the start of something beautiful ❤️

Congrats and best of luck! Wishing you a successful merger 🙂

Thank you to our secret sugar daddy! DM me for your thank you gift. 😉

https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=913&display=war

Congrats and best of luck!

Get your own damn lawyers!

Cease and Desist Order from The House™️ From the law offices of Chip, Dice & Blitz, Attorneys at War Date: February 14, 2105 To: The "New" House Number 71, Alliance Rankings Lane, Page 2, Orbis Dear Imitators, We hope this letter finds you well (but not too well). After all, you're currently squatting on our turf, and we’re here to kindly ask you to pack up and leave. You see, The House™️ always wins — and that includes trademark disputes. It has come to our attention that you have launched an alliance under the highly esteemed, fiercely protected, and dare we say trademarked name: The House™️. While imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, we must regrettably inform you that our lawyers aren’t flattered, and they tend to play pretty aggressively both in and out of court. We are, of course, an understanding bloc. We get it: The House™️ is the kind of name you want to bet on, to root for, and maybe even aspire to be. But like any solid game of chance, you have to know when to fold. This, dear friends, is your cue. That said, as much as we enjoy a good legal showdown, we’d much rather handle this amicably. But if you're set on continuing this pathetic attempt at identity theft, know that we have quite a few aces up our sleeves. Thus, we kindly demand that you cease and desist from using the name The House™️ within the next 72 hours. Failure to do so will result in us taking further action, which may include, but shall not be limited to: Rebranding your alliance for you (we’re thinking The Shack has a nice ring to it); Sending our most grumpy representatives to your doorstep (and believe us, they know how to knock down a door); and Filing a formal complaint in the Court of Thalmoria — and be forewarned: we have an unfortunate abundance of lawyers among our high gov ranks. Such is our burden. Let’s not make this more dramatic than it needs to be. We both know that The House™️ always wins. Govern yourselves accordingly. Sincerely, The Actual, Original, Trademarked The House™️ MDP Bloc

Guys all we're asking of you is to commit 1.5 hours per day to TKR for three months. It's not like y'all have anything better to do. What are you gonna do instead, touch grass?

@HannaH I'll never forgive you for missing such a great opportunity to alphabetize TKR's signatories.

Happy birthday y'all! Your first year definitely did not go unnoticed. Looking forward to seeing what comes next!

Congrats on two years, and here's to many more!

I'd like to thank everyone who helped me whittle down my projectile stockpile! GG but let's try not to see each other again in 3 months, yeah?

Thank you for all the hard work you've put into the game these past few years. It was always a pleasure exchanging ideas with you when I was on the design team. You will be sorely missed!

Until we see a workable solution to the boring war mechanics that allows the losing side to actually rebuild and meaningfully damage the winning side instead of endlessly being sat on, I don't see why we should nerf the only way a zeroed fighter can still do damage.

As always, it seems that no matter the topic you decide to discuss or bring up, all you're capable of handing out is ice cold takes. You'll forgive me if I don't take leadership advice from someone who's entire demeanor screams "I don't know what the **** I'm talking about". If you care to enlighten me as to all those supposed overtures you've made to TKR "over the previous years", I'm all ears. I'm quite curious seeing as our Discord DM history consists of exactly zero messages. Your fabulations will undoubtedly be most enthralling. In the interim, I commend you on finding the "Declare War" button, even if it took you two days to do so.

What a ******* clown

Pretty rich coming from the alliance who threw a hissy fit because we pushed back when they wanted the initial NAP to be even longer than it ended up being.

Don't be fooled. The people who specifically pushed for such a long NAP after the 1 day war are very much signatories to this extension.

While it might not be high on his list of worst worst ideas, I assure you that letting myself get talked into it is certainly high up on mine.

As opposed to your worst worst decision, which was agreeing to this NAP :troll:

dw I'm hyper-caffeinated so I've still got a couple hours in me.

While I can't speak to what both Rose and Grumpy were thinking there, I'm sure you're not seriously suggesting the rest of the game wouldn't immediately have taken issue with Grumpy breaking its NAP with Eclipse to honour a treaty signed minutes before Eclipse's blitz.

Malcolm Gladwell posits with his 10,000-hour rule that the key to achieving true expertise in any skill is simply a matter of practicing, albeit in the correct way, for at least 10,000 hours. Well good news folks! There are 2,892 hours between now and the end of the war-less NAP. That gets you almost 30% of the way to mastering the skill of your choosing!