Dark and Stormy
On a scratch pad Dusty was writing out the newest and the third RoH of the month… It was a dark stormy night inside the chicken restau… interrupting his writing, Kosta yells "No more damn chicken theme stuff, you're in The Federation now!” Dusty grumbles but concedes ripping the page off and tossing it into the star wars themed trash can. Dusty began to write the start to the RoH. It was a dark and stormy night in the Federation, Master Kosta is never kind to poor Dusty, and this such night was no different interrupting again this time in perfect pitch with several people including Kosta, Chris, all the Kosta mimics, all had slightly exasperated looks. All tired and war torn. Nodding, Dusty thought of where to begin about the tale to recognize the hostilities with the Hand of Fate machine that randomly and aggressively had appeared in the 3rd bathroom in the 2nd kitchen on the floor in-between 2 and 3(floor 2.8). The machine was just a basic Zoltar, Hand of Fate machine, but the t had smeared into a d like shape. Dusty began to write….
It was a dark and stormy Sunday when it made its appearance, no warning, no time to prepare for the obtrusion it had created, as the hallway it had appeared in made the tight hallway even tighter… with all the new family and extended family. The machine, while insignificant, did nothing but hinder the daily activities of the mansion. It didn't even have good fortunes, it just had some weekly shows. To further show how annoying this Box was, whenever Shohan walks down the hallway the box shoots cards at him. The whole house breaking down over this annoying little Zoltar Hand of Fate gimmick. Eventually everyone decided it was time to drag it out and throw it back into orbis.
The Federation recognizes hostiles for the third time, with whoever it is this time.
Signed
Kosta, King
Leonid Brezhnev, Lord Marshal