Just say your reading comprehension isn't the best. First off, I'm actually mid gov in Weebunism, your first mistake there. Second, we're signing Rose to match your upper tier, and it's not even a bipolar world, as there are other blocs that can easily give us a fight with or without blitz advantage. Third, cope and seethe, you no longer can win every war you wage, as you'll find it pretty infuriating that there are actual competent alliances challenging you now.
You sound like a salt mine, and I'm all here for it.