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Buorhann, Everyone's Loveable Hippo or a Monster?


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There is a smell in Orbis. Oh wait, sorry, that was my dog.

 

Anyways, I just wanted to expose the truth. Is Buorhann really our beloved hippo of the game or is he a river monster?

 

More often than not, he is playing with his son.

 

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But, don't let the family friendliness fool you. He's a killer.

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Err, wrong pic, here is the correct one.

 

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As you can see, beloved or not, he's a monster. Learn the truth.

 

Before you become this crocodile. 

 

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Hippos are actually extremely dangerous.

 

I guess I will take your word on that. You do have  much experience with their womenz.

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Are you implying I !@#$ hippos?

 

You should be so lucky.

 

Also, that hippo is doing the river-dwelling community a favor by ridding it of a nasty predator.  Much like our resident hippo is currently doing with the dragon worshippers.  A little more gratitude, please.

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No, a Monster would be Buorhann's cousin, Gorgops. Standing nearly 7 feet tall, 14 feet long, and clocking in at nearly thrice the weight of little Buorhann, Gorgops was a monster. A monster, seen modeled here, from the worst of continents: Europe.

 

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Not at all like our adorable friend:

 

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Are you implying I !@#$ hippos?

 

Exactly

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Oh hell no.  That's Big Momma T right there.  ( T stands for Toothy, she was rather mouthy around us ).

 

I'll be coming for you, Jroc.

 

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Hopefully my boat is fast enough \o/

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It doesn't matter whether buorhann is a monster or not. What matters is where I can buy that hippo !@#$

It's my birthday today, and I'm 33!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!

*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*

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