An interesting dilemma (vote)...

[Eric]

Back in the old days, when Eric was assassinated by Golen II, Rekishsteins embassy in Canada was demolished and a statue of a kid pissing in a pool built in it, that up until the peace treaty was signed, had Rekiehsteins flag in it at the bottom of the pool.

 

It was a act of mockery that went unreported due to the inability of all newspapers in the world to publish.

 

At the same time, the Canadian Embassy in Rekishstein was only closed, and has now been reopened.

 

Rekishsteins official embassy in Canada has been designed already...but where should we build it?

 

Some say that the statue makes them laugh as they drive past it, watching teenagers try to climb on the you know what and the janitor for the statue cleaning all parts of it up slowly. :-)

 

Others say that it is a landmark for Canada (Welcome To Canada, home of maple syrup and a giant statue of a kid pissing in a pool) and it boosts tourism, and that it is now well beloved in Niagara Falls and the nation.

 

Supporters of keeping the statue say to build the Rekish embassy somewhere else.

 

However, some say it is immature and ugly, and that it is an embarrasment to have it near Parliament. They say it should be demolished and the Rekish embassy rebuilt there.

 

What do you think? :-)

[Mayor]

I am inclined to say no; but the real question is how should we go about demolishing it? It should be spectacular.

[Peter Quill]

Scrap it. 

[Nadir Aminu]

You lied to me? You said the Khevin Embassy was built over the ruins of Rekishstein. Vladimir Zhogin is astounded by this scandal.

[Ekejen Luish]

Dun dun dun

[Mayor]

Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Rozalia]

Destroy the statue. Replace it with a Emperor Corbyn statue. 

[Nadir Aminu]

You lied to me? You said the Khevin Embassy was built over the ruins of Rekishstein. Vladimir Zhogin is astounded by this scandal.

[Dimitri Valko]

 

You lied to me? You said the Khevin Embassy was built over the ruins of Rekishstein. Vladimir Zhogin is astounded by this scandal.

 

 

No one cares, Vlad.

[Nadir Aminu]

You heartless bastard! Khevin takes this offensively and repatriates all citizens of Khevin from Ryas. Khevin also condemns Canada for this malevolent choice in hurting relations. We demand the embassy to be built! The Canadaian embassy in Khevin has been surrounded by angry Zhoginists.

[Dimitri Valko]

President Dimitri Valko, in an interview, when asked about Khevinist relations, farts into the microphone.

[Nadir Aminu]

President Dimitri Valko, in an interview, when asked about Khevinist relations, farts into the microphone.

Vladimir Zhogin's response to this is, "This is all of Canada's fault!"

[Dimitri Valko]

Vladimir Zhogin's response to this is, "This is all of Canada's fault!"

 

Valko's response is that Eric dun-goofed, and that the mayor just built the embassy in the wrong place.

[Nadir Aminu]

Valko's response is that Eric dun-goofed, and that the mayor just built the embassy in the wrong place.

Khevin has been told once that an embassy was being built, then this happens. No updates after 7 months. (In-game)

[Dimitri Valko]

A Zhoginist rioter is executed in Ryas after burning down houses and erratically firing weapons.

[Eric]

Apologies, there was a mistake in the printing. The Khevin embassy was built next to Rekishstein's however was somewhat on it.

 

However if this will affect our relations we can always expand our statue!

[Nadir Aminu]

A Zhoginist rioter is executed in Ryas after burning down houses and erratically firing weapons.

All Khevinists have been repatriated.

[Nadir Aminu]

Apologies, there was a mistake in the printing. The Khevin embassy was built next to Rekishstein's however was somewhat on it.

 

However if this will affect our relations we can always expand our statue!

Khevin requests to send its ambassadors to Canada and have full knowledge of the embassy. We do not wish for good relations to cease between Khevin and Canada. We wish to pretend of this as a speed bump.

Edited October 1, 2015 by Vladimir Zhogin

[Dimitri Valko]

All Khevinists have been repatriated.

 

It seems some have stayed, only to riot. They are being escorted out by the military.

[Nadir Aminu]

It seems some have stayed, only to riot. They are being escorted out by the military.

Confusing, most Khevinists are well behaved.

[Peter Quill]

Back in the old days, when Eric was assassinated by Golen II.

A bit off topic, but...

Eric was never assassinated by Golen II. It was an attempted assassination. Isn't he still recovering?

Golen II should have never been charged with murder, but should have been charged with attempted murder.

[Nadir Aminu]

A bit off topic, but...

Eric was never assassinated by Golen II. It was an attempted assassination. Isn't he still recovering?

Golen II should have never been charged with murder, but should have been charged with attempted murder.

Eric is almost fully recovered.

[Ekejen Luish]

And Golen II was charged with attempt of murder and was sentenced to death.

[Eric]

And Golen II was charged with attempt of murder and was sentenced to death.

Oooohhh goody! When can we hear of his execution?

 

Doctor Hillonson and the Lencians say we can let him go once he stops trying to kill everything that looks like Golen. Can't have him killing random people on the street who look slightly like Golen, perhaps if he's executed we can finally let him out of mental treatment.

 

Meanwhile Thomas Mulcair continues leading Canada as Interim Prime Minister/Former Deputy Prime Minister

[Ibrahim (Banned)]

Can I watch? *grabs popcorn*