Conner Temple Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Indeed... sir, but it was meant for the sake of my wish not being ignored in the forgotten depths of the internet Sorry for the mass, please continue YOU JUST NEVER LEARN, DO YOU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomasious Rubinlord Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 YOU JUST NEVER LEARN, DO YOU? I wish you for your relaxation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I wish you for your relaxation Granted but you lose access to the internet forever!!! I wish for a cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomasious Rubinlord Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 How is that- A clown comes and throws it in your face, smiles and returns to the shadows. I wish for wisdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 You steal wisdom from everyone around you, so everyone you encounter in a fifty foot radius goes brain-dead. I wish I could afford one of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Granted but you get arrested. I wish for £1 and $1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Granted, but it burns your skin when you touch it. I wish for a boring wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Granted but it was so boring you killed yourself in fire while riding a unicycle on the moon in the seventh dimensions while eating a banana covered chocolate cake who was eating a boar butt that was stuck in a portal that led to Victorian London. The pig is decapitated by a zombie frankenstein who the enlsaves humanity after coming into the present daythrough the portal that was infact a dream! But it's a dream inside a dream! INCEPTION! And you wake up to find a naked woman who was your highschool crush murdering innocent cats and dogs whos blood flew everywhere and getting in your eyes, making you blind and insane. So you get up and begin to kill all humanity including yourself. THE END I wish for a not-so boring story 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Granted but it was so boring you killed yourself in fire while riding a unicycle on the moon in the seventh dimensions while eating a banana covered chocolate cake who was eating a boar butt that was stuck in a portal that led to Victorian London. The pig is decapitated by a zombie frankenstein who the enlsaves humanity after coming into the present daythrough the portal that was infact a dream! But it's a dream inside a dream! INCEPTION! And you wake up to find a naked woman who was your highschool crush murdering innocent cats and dogs whos blood flew everywhere and getting in your eyes, making you blind and insane. So you get up and begin to kill all humanity including yourself. THE END I wish for a not-so boring story You. I like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 You. I like you. And I like your Italics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I wish for someone to make a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You get some food that tastes amazing and you realize that you will never have that food again, so you kill yourself. I wish I lived in Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You get to live in Sweden, but a few weeks later, Russia nukes the country, and everybody there, including you, die. I wish there was genuine peace in the world. Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim (Banned) Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 (edited) Genuine peace rises over the world like the sun, at the break of dawn, and everyone now lives under the Sharia. I wish nobody could ever make another wish after this wish and that there was no such thing as dreams or time paradoxes or parallel/alternate universes Edited October 1, 2015 by Ibrahim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Vareldu! Sarxcre bon jutfren hein lokremai. I wish that I was 18 years old again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You reincarnate after death, and eventually become 18 again. I wish I had the power to heal people, discreetly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Wellington Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 people you heal end up hating you, I wish I was a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You become abused. I wish for all the morally corrupt in this world to die and perish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You perish along with them. Eh, launched a nuke. "You detonated a nuclear weapon upon the nation of Butterkupistan led by Nietzschelloo. The attack destroyed 967.88 infrastructure in the city of Wubalubadubdub, and killed approximately 96,662 people, you monster! You also destroyed barracks and factory." I wish I could make nukes for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You can, but the first one kills you. I wish for all murderers to be tortured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 They get tortured in Hell after living long lives and never being caught. I wish Vlad spontaneously combusts when he first sees the Ka'bah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 This happens and I go to heaven. I wish I was fluent in Swedish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You were fluent in Swedish, but could only speak backwards when in Sweden. I wish to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Granted, but its a dream so you wake up I wish for a Morty to hide my inner Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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