Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 (edited) OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS THE NEST AT WAR The Nestingland is once again under siege by nefarious Sub-fowl aggressors. Stealing in the dead of night into the port cities of Noot-Noot and Nestingstadt, these primate vermin have inflicted heavy casualties against the Nestingland Fleet. In retaliation, engineers at the E-1 Rocket facilities returned fire upon the foes, smiting their conscription centers with a righteous fury known only to the Over-fowl. Repulsed by your comrades cowardly deaths by the hands of Sub-fowl? Enlist today! A sortie of ME-626 "Little Blue" fighters entered enemy territory as well, destroying a large portion of one of their degenerate cities. We break now, to the Emperor Penguins speech to the Master-fowl: Gentlefowl of the Nestingland: War is upon us. We have not chosen this path, but we must marshal the courage and the determination necessary to drive these cowardly aggressors out of our streets, out of our very homes. Do you wish to see these savage beasts smash what we have spent decades to build? Do you wish to see your children under the yoke of sub-fowl domination? DO YOU WISH TO SEE YOUR LANDS IN THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY? We are at WAR. To each of us falls a task: Push them BACK! DRIVE them from our nations borders! SHOW them how our nation, STRONG in its WILL, will stand fast for a thousand winters against the degenerate hordes! The DESTRUCTION of our CULTURE is imminent, if we fail. BUT WILL WE FALL? WILL WE PERISH IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT? WILL WE SUBMIT? NO! NO! AND THREE TIMES NO! ONE FOWL!ONE NEST! ONE EMPEROR! Curfew has been raised to 7:30. All those found outside of their appointed areas after the appointed time will suffer a Terminal Offence! Rationing has been cut to one meal a day. All those found with more than their appointed food will suffer a Terminal Offence! Edited August 25, 2015 by Emperor Penguin Rikkar 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 (edited) o/ !@#$ing love every thread you make it's been too long since the last one Edited August 25, 2015 by Kim Jong-Il 5 Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS Secondary and Tertiary reserves are being activated by the Nestingchancellery. All servicefowl affected must report to their muster nests by 0400, or face pecking squads. Remember: A good ape is a Dead ape! Mercy to the sub-fowl is a Terminable Offence! Thought of the day: A small mind is a strong one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Surprised there hasn't been a "#NukeAbbas2015" in here, considering he's the aggressor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS FINAL VICTORY Marching with the unconquerable will of the Master-fowl, Penguinary soldiers entered enemy territory yesterday, driving the Underfowl foe back into their caves. With the aid of ME-626 air cover and Rockhopper armor, the warriors of the Nestingland drove the enemy to a sound surrender. Stand by for a speech from our Emperor Penguin: Waddlers of our great Nestingland: Once again, our triumph over the Sub-fowl invading our lands can only be attributed to our superior species. No fowl, no animal, no Ape- Can face such harsh and vicious odds as us, the True Over-fowl- And still reign TRIUMPHANT! What other species can stand alone against the unwashed hordes, And, rather than cry out in timid supplication, SCREAM defiance in their face? What other animal, With their options expended, Their bodies BROKEN, Will push back the aggressor with will and will ALONE? I challenge ANYONE to look at you, Citizens of the Nestingland, And say WE ARE NOT GREATNESS INCARNATE! FIN HAIL! Failure to respond to State Salutes warrant a Terminal Offence! Mandatory reconstruction conscription is underway. Report to your nearest reconstruction centre or face a Pecking squad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Congrats, may your beaks prosper. 1 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Remember: A good ape is a Dead ape! Mercy to the sub-fowl is a Terminable Offence! Canada day can't come quick enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braxton Bragg Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS Secondary and Tertiary reserves are being activated by the Nestingchancellery. All servicefowl affected must report to their muster nests by 0400, or face pecking squads. Remember: A good ape is a Dead ape! Mercy to the sub-fowl is a Terminable Offence! Thought of the day: A small mind is a strong one! Penguins with machine guns! RUN Quote Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all. George Washington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Aren't you Chunky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Von Dietrich Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Aren't you Chunky? The Nestingchancellery is confused by such statements. Obesity in the Nestingland is at an all-time low, due to the mandatory physical exercises of the youth to rejuvenate their spirits, and with a universal conscription rate every member of the Master-fowl has to meet strict physical qualifications or face pecking squads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Ya see Nestingland is located in Antarctica, I mean there's penguins, so they have to be chunky or the freeze... the "chunk" you see is blubber to keep them warm. *Does a factcheck and looks at Nestingland's location on nation page* Wait what the !@#$ they're in Europe?!?!?! Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Ya see Nestingland is located in Antarctica, I mean there's penguins, so they have to be chunky or the freeze... the "chunk" you see is blubber to keep them warm. *Does a factcheck and looks at Nestingland's location on nation page* Wait what the !@#$ they're in Europe?!?!?! The Great Nestingland has long been a dream of the Master-fowl, however, as there is no great seventh continent of frozen ice to claim for Herringsraum in Orbis, the Over-fowl must make do with most of Eastern-Central Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Actually, penguins live not only in Antarctica but also South Africa, Peru, Argentina, Chile, Australia, New Zeland, the Galapagos Islands, and a few other islands, too. So you could also relocate to one of those places. And if you move near us Rekish folk down here in South Africa, we'll send people to help you catch fish and build friendly relations... if you want to. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Actually, penguins live not only in Antarctica but also South Africa, Peru, Argentina, Chile, Australia, New Zeland, the Galapagos Islands, and a few other islands, too. So you could also relocate to one of those places. And if you move near us Rekish folk down here in South Africa, we'll send people to help you catch fish and build friendly relations... if you want to. The Nestingchancellery is pleased that non-members of the Master-fowl have noted the Nestingland's colonies across the planet, however it has been determined that the best place to stay is in Europe, as has maximized its industrial potential to the resources available to that continent. However, any friendly relations with non-anthropomorphic nations is highly encouraged, and the Nestingland would be pleased to engage in friendly trade with Rekishstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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