Dusty Bottoms Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 At 12:30 p.m., Michael Steck (https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=8111) declared war on Even Newer Brasil, demanding that the leader, Dusty Bottoms, leave his alliance with five members and join him if peace was desired. In response, Dusty Bottoms diplomatically told him to go !@#$ himself. We are not protected by a larger alliance, and we can not raise a military to combat this menace in time. We ask that other nations embargo this savage for his brutish actions, and help teach him a lesson. It may be too late for us, but we would like to prevent this ruffian from doing this to other nations in the future. Signed, Dusty Bottoms of Even Newer Brasil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varspasian Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Thats hilarious. Hope ya kill the fool! Quote THE FASCIST REPUBLIC OF SILISTRIOUS THE REAL P&W FASCIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) Thats the most retarded way to recruit. Solution: Join his alliance and take it over. Embargoed. Also, here you are: You successfully gathered intelligence about Apache PMC. Your spies discovered that Apache PMC has $58,693.94, 0.00 coal, 50.00 oil, 0.00 uranium, 4.00 lead, 0.00 iron, 3.00 bauxite, 46.83 gasoline, 205.35 munitions, 0.00 steel, 21.29 aluminum, and 111.08 food. Your agents were able to operate undetected. The operation cost you $155,884.57 and 0 of your spies were captured and executed. Save this information somewhere safe; after you leave this page you will not be able to see this intelligence report again without executing another operation. Also sent you a gift. Edited December 19, 2014 by Fox Fire Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 At 12:30 p.m., Michael Steck (https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=8111) declared war on Even Newer Brasil, demanding that the leader, Dusty Bottoms, leave his alliance with five members and join him if peace was desired. In response, Dusty Bottoms diplomatically told him to go !@#$ himself. We are not protected by a larger alliance, and we can not raise a military to combat this menace in time. We ask that other nations embargo this savage for his brutish actions, and help teach him a lesson. It may be too late for us, but we would like to prevent this ruffian from doing this to other nations in the future. Signed, Dusty Bottoms of Even Newer Brasil Very subtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Bottoms Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 Thanks to the intel and gift from Fox Fire, we now have an air-force being built. We are beating him on the ground, but he remains dominant in the air. However, we will not let this daunt us. It is our hope that we will be able to rally his other victims so that we can successfully teach him a lesson about his poor attempts at diplomacy. Dusty Bottoms expresses his gratitude towards all those who have offered their sympathy and/or help. We will be keeping everybody apprised of the war as it rages on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Forced recruitment is grounds for an ass kicking. And I just so happen to be in the mood. How can I help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Bottoms Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 Forced recruitment is grounds for an ass kicking. And I just so happen to be in the mood. How can I help? For now, I'm extremely low on aluminum, and I need to build 9 aircraft in a few hours, so 27 aluminum would be a big help. Other than that, embargoing is all we ask at this time. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) Enjoy. Compliments of Terminus Est. Edited December 19, 2014 by Jodo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Bottoms Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 Many thanks good sir. The aluminum is critical to our success. With this, maybe we'll be able to slow him down, or even actually win this war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Oh, I'm guessing you'll win. Some dastardly villian seems to have sent spies against him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Oh, I'm guessing you'll win. Some dastardly villian seems to have sent spies against him. A villain sounds about right Kick his ass Dusty! Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naTia Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Where do I sign up for the pain train? Quote Resident DJ @ Club Orbis Founder of The Warehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chey Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 May for the forces of virtuousness prevail. Quote Commissioner of WWF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Destroy him lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Bottoms Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 Oh, I'm guessing you'll win. Some dastardly villian seems to have sent spies against him. A villain sounds about right Kick his ass Dusty! I certainly intend to do so. Where do I sign up for the pain train? At ass-kicking junction, just a quarter-mile past foot-in-ass station. May for the forces of virtuousness prevail. That's what I'm (and the rest of you) here for. Some of the D'Haran Empire is helping me out with their militaries as we speak. Destroy him lad I think destroying him would be too kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Leader Michael Steck of Apache PMC ordered an airstrike upon your nation of Foxburo. The attack was an immense triumph. Leader Michael Steck's forces lost 0 aircraft, while your defenders lost 0 aircraft. You used 0.00 munitions and gasoline defending the attack. The attack destroyed 29.34 infrastructure in the city of Vytal. This loss has resulted in your opponent gaining air superiority. Air superiority halves your tank combat value in ground battles. To end your opponent's air superiority you must execute an airstrike that is a success, another player must achieve an immense triumph airstrike on your opponent, or you must destroy all of your opponent's aircraft. Pffftahahahahaha!!! What an idiot. Looks like we get to beat him down together. Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Bottoms Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 Huzzah! An ally in the war on idiocy! Seriously though, he was starting to struggle with me, what made him think he could take you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 *Shrugs* Apparently he didn't like my embargo. Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Bottoms Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 *Shrugs* Apparently he didn't like my embargo. I wonder what he'll do with Tenages (who also embargoed him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 You successfully gathered intelligence about Apache PMC. Your spies discovered that Apache PMC has $26,676.96, 0.00 coal, 51.75 oil, 0.00 uranium, 5.84 lead, 0.00 iron, 8.44 bauxite, 24.98 gasoline, 123.83 munitions, 0.00 steel, 20.73 aluminum, and 63.23 food. Your agents were able to operate undetected. The operation cost you $84,852.81 and 0 of your spies were captured and executed. Save this information somewhere safe; after you leave this page you will not be able to see this intelligence report again without executing another operation. Updated spy op. Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niklaus Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Embargoed 1 Quote Blood of a king. Heart of a lion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Attacked 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Bottoms Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share Posted December 20, 2014 Even Newer Brasil has now built an air-force that rivals that of Apache PMC. In fact, we have executed an immense triumph over his air-craft. We look forward to beating his air-force down to a tolerable level, and destroying his infrastructure all the way. Many thanks to those who made our air-force possible. Without the generous donations of several nations here in Orbis, our opponent would be in beige right now, and not getting the beating he deserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 (edited) I don't have much in the way of an air force, but I'm joining in on the attack anyway because why not. All aboard the pain train. Edit: I should say I'm building up an air force; hopefully I'll have one worth reckoning with soon enough. Nevertheless, five immense-triumph ground attacks should do nicely on his infrastructure, and then I'll hold off 'till I'm better built up. Edited December 20, 2014 by Erin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codonian Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Embargoed + Sabotaged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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