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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.


As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminist got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.


As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

So he

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.


As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

So he got up

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.


As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

So he got up and devised

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

 

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

 

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

So he got up and devised a plan

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

 

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

 

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

So he got up and devised a plan to hasten

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<Kastor> And laughs and shit.

<Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard.

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

 

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

 

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his esophagus, but

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As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he

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As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

 

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand

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TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea.

On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said:
Sheepy said:

I'm retarded, you win

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As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

 

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

 

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".

So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his left finger

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.*Away with this stupid sentence! FFS

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.*Away with this stupid sentence! FFS

 

While he

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of his body.

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*you ignored Nathan.

 

Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.

 

While he still sucked

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.

 

While he still sucked a racing

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.

 

While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.

 

While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.

 

While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.

 

While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the Grand Bridge

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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.

As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.

 

While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the Grand Bridge to find

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