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Sun. If it's sucessful it's a million times more impressive, would have a near endless energy source, and I could name the colony block.

 

Would you rather, have a good sense of humor, but only use it at bad times (like funerals), or your sense of humor only consists of really bad puns

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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Awesome sense of humor. I already have terrible timing.

Would you rather your favorite villain die while going good, or you favorite hero die while goind evil?

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Going evil since it is less harm

 

WYR use Kingsoft Word or Microsoft Word? 

Microsoft. I've never heard of kingsoft and I know how to work Microsoft

 

Would you rather own a Gewehr 43 and Broom Handle (Mauser C96) or an Arisaka 38 with the imperial stamp and all markings intact and a type 14 Nambu

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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Gewehr 43 and Broom Handle. I love the look of the Broom Handle.

Would you rather be a slave to a terrible owner that works you to death every day, but you get free food and a good bed; or be homeless for the rest of your life and no one ever helps you?

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Gewehr 43 and Broom Handle. I love the look of the Broom Handle.

 

Would you rather be a slave to a terrible owner that works you to death every day, but you get free food and a good bed; or be homeless for the rest of your life and no one ever helps you?

Homeless. FREEDOM!

 

Microsoft. I've never heard of kingsoft and I know how to work Microsoft

Kingsoft is completely a Microsoft rip-off. Almost 100% same UI

 

WYR have a ceiling fan without a switch or a floor fan without a plug? 

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If no switch means it's always on then the ceiling fan, if it isn't on then the table cause I don't like dust hanging over me.

 

Would you rather have a basement full of pre gun powder equipment from as old as 27bc (roman empire ish) up to the 15th century (middle asges ish), historical fire arms as old as a 1400 hand cannon to as late the 1945 mp3008, or every fire arm from 1946 to today? All are functional, have what ever is needed to used them, and they are all legal for you to own but non of them weigh more than 200lbs (so no tanks, artillery etc etc)

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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Simple, 1946-present. LMGs and some HMGs are less than 200 lbs and so is the minigun.

 

Would you rather be locked in a dark basement with only a lighter and have to escape, or be beaten with a horse's leg?

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Basement. I've been in a similar situation in the attic, but I only had a broken flashlight. 

 

WYR play Bloc or PaW nonstop? 

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Bloc. The in-game politics are much more ridiculous interesting.

 

WYR be the president of the United States or be the richest person ever?

"Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg

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Richest person ever. Then I can control the president.

 

Would you rather have an untrainable attack dog, or an overly active dominatrix?

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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Overly active dominatrix. All of the seksy times....

 

Would you rather play only old games (older than 2 year) or always new games (younger than 2 year including upcoming games)?

 

At current times.

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Old. Pacman is fun. Battlefield Hardline sounds like EA doesn't even care anymore. Dice: Taking Battlefield out of Battlefield since 2014!

 

WYR have a gun with no ammo or ammo with no gun?

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Gun without ammo. I could spend hours every day cycling it, cleaning it, talking it apart...mmmmm

 

Would you rather get aroused by every inanimate object you see, or live in poverty.

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Poverty. I wouldn't want to get aroused by a church, homeless guys box, or a bottle of spray paint.

 

WYR die a slow and painful death or a sudden slow and painful death?

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Slow and painful. I want to scream terrible things at the person killing me.

 

Would you rather be trapped in a box filled with dead kittens, or be forced to eat an old man's testicles.

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Box of dead kittens sounds cute.

Would you rarthe get kicked in the groin for 2 weeks or get tickled for the eternity?

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Get tickled for the eternity. It is really funny

 

Would you rather die in a revolt or die of WW III

Join in poor and you will get lots of help. Join in rich and you will be glad to yourself and your colonies. Join in old so you will be experienced leaders. Join in young and you will be the new future leaders.

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Die of WW3? Is it a disease?
I choose a revolt anyway. Just imagine all the recognition if it is succesful, and I already am enough of an !@#$ that it won't ruin my reputation if it fails.

 

Would you rather be stuck in a post apocalyptic future or in a distopian underwater city? (I love the games i based this off of.)

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Tiny socialist democratic republic. I could make more jokes about the fascist capitalist empire.

 

Would you rather end the world by releasing an incredibly virulent disease, or launching the world's stockpile of nuclear weapons?

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<Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays.

<Kastor> And laughs and shit.

<Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard.

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Nucular Weapons?  No, lets go with the disease and hope for Zombies! :D

 

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excitedly invite your best friend to watch Brokeback Mountain or ask your sister to watch Dirty Dancing with you?

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