Contest: PnW Christmas Carols/Songs/Stories/Stuff

[Buorhann]

Here's the deal.  I like Christmas stuff.  They're fantastic, and the various Christmas PnW memes posted on the boards gave me this idea.  

 

 

Whoever posts up the best, most well liked, Christmas themed story/song/carol in regards to Politics and War - I'll send them $15mil.

 

"That's chump change" - Yeah, look, I'm broke first off, and second off - I'm not looking to make this some super major thing.  Just something small here.  Granted if you want to donate money to increase the award pool, I'll gladly accept it and edit the award here in this post.

 

(Please don't send me the money at the moment.  Kinda busy in a few skirmishes)

 

 

The contest ends on the 27th (That's when I get back from visiting my family).  So you got 6 days.

 

 

 

You can send in however many Christmasy stuff you want.  Make sure they're on separate posts though.  I'll decide based on "Likes" and having a few random judges (That way if an alliance is massing votes on a particular post, then we have another opinion to go with - so be honest).

 

 

Questions:

 

 

"Can I alter original Christmas carols/songs to fit a PnW theme?"

Certainly!

 

 

"Can I make my own?"

 

Highly encouraged!

 

 

"Can anyone participate?"

 

Anyone that plays the game, yes.

 

 

"If I do/don't participate, can I vote?"

 

Everybody can vote.

 

 

"Explain how to win again?"

 

First we'll see which entry has the most 'Likes' by the community.  Second, if necessary, I'll pick random people from the community and ask them to give me their opinion.  I figure I'll ask a random person in each alliance within the Top 15.  That way I have a good variance of opinions, as well as the 'Likes', to center in on a winner.  And I do mean random (active) people.

 

 

I also encourage making it flashy or nice in order to get attention.  Images, vids, you singing the song yourself and posting it up, etc - all encouraged.  Just make sure it's your creativity.

[Lord Hitchcock]

(Takes a gulp of water)

 

(Clears throat)

 

(Lights dim)

 

(Music starts)

 

O Nuclear bombs, O Nuclear bombs,

Your mushroom cloud delights us!

They beige nations when summer days are bright,

They beige nations when winter snow is white.

O Missles, O Missiles,

Your infra damage delights us!

 

O Mr sheepy, O Mr sheepy,

You give us so much pleasure!

Working at Requests no end in sight,

Gamechange logs on a random night!

O Baseball games, O Baseball games,

You used to pay so much better

 

O Valid CB, O Valid CB

However true, it's not enough.

Arguing until, the summertime

blame Alpha, one more time.

O Activity, O Activity,

Grey is not your colour.

 

O Bauxite, O Bauxite

Your price fills my heart with anger.

Remembering this Christmas Day

Breaking my keyboard to get away.

O Politics and war, O Politics and war

You made gpa somewhat better

 

(Music comes to a calm end)

 

(A subtle but delightful wave to the crowd, tears in their eyes)

Edited December 21, 2016 by Lord Hitchcock

[LostWorld]

[Sailor Jerry]

Aloha Monkey's head of state residence:

 

[Buorhann]

I feel for that electric bill.

[Ole]

Twas five nights before Christmas,
when all through the channel
None was talking, not even hidude45454
The blood was smeared thick, bowels hanged with care.
In hopes that Lord Khorne soon would be there.

The testies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of murder and battles danced in their heads.
And Prefontaine with his hammer, and I with my gun
Had just Settled ourselfs for a winter without fun

When over in the pirate channel there arose such a clatter,
I sprang over there to see what was the matter.
Away to their alliance page I flew like a flash,
And ran back to "millcom" in a dash.

The OWF in an uproar over new-declared wars
fleets and armies had landed in distant shores
When Pre gave the order and poured him self a brew
My heart leapt with excitment, i was about to fight the Kangaroo

 

With jy in our hearths and blood on our minds
Terminus Est rolled out to abuse Alphas behinds
More rabid than wolfs their savage let loose
Their names have faded in time from disuse

"Now, Piney! now, Odin! now, Seabass and Reaver!
On, Yellow! On, Thalmor! on, Nate and Bambi!
To the top of the Killslist! to the top of the board!
Now blitz away! blitz away! Blitz them all!"

 

 

Edit: will come more later. 

Edited December 21, 2016 by Ole

[Princess Bubblegum]

 

 

ayyyy lmao

[Insert Name Here]

Roses are red

My balls are blue

Christmas is ahead

And I feel like a Jew.

 

No war for me

So I cry myself to sleep

It's painful to see

While they fight, I weep.

 

There's a hippo over here

But we have a snek too

There's nothing to fear

It's like being at the zoo.

 

Kastor has a radio show

It's really just for kicks

There's not much to know

We only talk about dicks.

[Doktor Avalanche]

I feel for that electric bill.

Its spliced into the neighbors house, without them knowing.

[LostWorld]

Edited December 22, 2016 by LostWorld

[Buorhann]

Still some time left

[Buorhann]

One last day.

[Buorhann]

Well damn, this was super close with the few entries given.  5 'likes' to Insert Name Here, and 4 on Ole and Lord Hitchcock at the time of this post.

 

Thanks for participating folks!  Insert Name Here will be the recipient of $15mil.  So be sure to loot it from him once a trade goes through~