Fraggle Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 (edited) From The Desk of Wembly Fraggle The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings to all the nations of the world! In light of the total collapse, amid a very unsavory corruption scandal, of the projected to be dull Orbolympic Games https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/16365-orbolympics-cancelled/ , The Super Duper, Very Excellent & Special Orbolympic Games (SDVE&SG) will be holding its games. The reason is to prove that corruption should not take away from all the great effort these world class athletes have put in their training. The people running the corrupted games will pay a very high price for promising one thing and running off with the money. SDVE&SG will strive to try to reclaim the trust of the general public in regard to staging grand world events. Now onto our business. As of right now, there will be four nations competing in the SDVE&SG. If any nations would like to join, we will speed up the application and vetting process to accommodate any athletes that were let down by this horrible scandal. As of right now, the following nations are confirmed to be competing; Clogged Up Toliet Verumque Amentia The Nation of Cooerblazes The Nation of Fraggle Rock The Nation of Cooperblazes will be bringing a sizable delegation, yet has chosen only to enter athletes into the Golf, and Weightlifting events. This committee has come to learn that there are not enough athletes for both events and has decided to combine them. After every golf shot, each athlete must compete in a weight lifting event before hitting his or her next shot. Points will be awarded on both scores on the golf course and total amount of weight lifted. This will be one of the better events. Verumque Amentia has also decided to send a large delegation but only compete in Taekwondo. Apparently, this is another nation that only trains their people in one event. The final decision has been made and Verumque Amentia will be allowed to do this. In return, the athletes in this sport will have to step up their game. Each match will be held on a suspended platform, 50 feet above a pit of fire. Taekwondo will now be matches to the death. And, even the third place finisher, after defeating death, will be killed for placing third. All other sports will be conducted in a normal fashion, unless of course Clogged Up Toilet wants to only be in horse events and then we will hold a three legged horse equestrian event. No we do not provide 3 legged horses for this event. You bring a normal 4 legged horse and half way through the event, an official will come out of the bushes and chop off a random leg. This is all I have for now. Stay tuned. Much death will occur. Sign up today!! Many Hugs, Wembly Fraggle Edited September 14, 2016 by Fraggle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Me me me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 unless of course Clogged Up Toilet wants to only be in horse events and then we will hold a three legged horse equestrian event. No we do not provide 3 legged horses for this event. You bring a normal 4 legged horse and half way through the event, an official will come out of the bushes and chop off a random leg. The nation of Clogged Up Toilet will bring a four legged horse and a chainsaw for the leg removal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Verumque Amentia gladly accepts the terms of the Taekwondo matches. I expect at least two of our athletes to return alive. 2 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 OOC: who the hell thought it was a good idea to hold an event in the middle of a war? Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 OOC: who the hell thought it was a good idea to hold an event in the middle of a war? Hey Dylan, this is Fraggle. Fraggle, meet Dylan. 2 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted September 17, 2016 Author Share Posted September 17, 2016 (edited) Welcome to the Opening Ceremony of the 1st Bi-Monthly Super Duper, Very Excellent & Special Orbolmpic Games!!! Now let's throw it down to your host......Wembly Fraggle!! Thanks for tuning into the first ever global games of Orbis. There is no doubt that these games will be the most super, absolutely duper, very excellent, and totally special of events!! Let's start off the with parade of nations. First out of the tunnel is the Great Nation of Clogged Up Toilet. Led by the respected Insert Name Here, this nation is a powerhouse when it comes to sports. Clogged up Toilet is coming from the eastern shores of Africa, where currently they are seeing much radiation pollution due to the global nuclear war. Thankfully this mighty nation has sent their most resilient people who will strive to win gold in many events. Insert Name Here himself has decided to enter the equestrian event. Ballsy move for a world leader to come here and compete. I only hope that it pays off in the end. Let's look at the great flag of Clogged Up Toilet. I have to say, that's one fine looking flag and we all wish for the best for every member of Clogged up Toilet who came to compete. Up next out of the tunnel is another nation from Eastern Africa, Verumque Amentia, led by Wihelm The Demented. A beautiful nation with great scenery when it's not glowing in radiation, this nation has only trained in Taekwondo. This event will be great to watch, as all matches are to the death. Thanks again for sending over 400 athletes. Let's have a look at the sub par flag for Verumque Amentia: Looking at that flag again, we stand corrected. It's alright. Next up out the tunnel is the delegation from The Nation of Cooperblazes. Located somewhere in eastern Europe. Why anyone would want to pick there to settle a nation there is beyond all comprehension. They have a flag as well, but who cares? They will be taking part of the weight lifting/golf event. This will be must see TV, if anyone cares about those events. Let's see the next nation out the tunnel....it's The Nation of Rage The Nation of Rage joined late and also is attacking a fond alley of Fraggle Rock. For this, the entire delegation has been arrested on sight and will be executed during the closing ceremony. It was a bad move to send 10,568 athletes to a nation for this event. Lesson learned hopefully. Oh wait.....wait....wait...here they come.......oh what we've been waiting for.....the delegation from The Nation of Fraggle Rock!!!! The crowd is going wild, cheering on the hometown heroes of the games. What a glorious sight to behold. I'm just beside myself with emotion for these mighty Fraggles. we have been through so much and only have 110 Fraggles left, but everyone of them decided to compete. What a great tribute to the spirit of sportsmanship. That wraps up the opening ceremonies. Results of the games that won't be broadcast-ed will be posted here. And the ones that will be televised will be held here as well. Plus the closing death squads will be here as well. Might as well stick around and follow the blood as it will run through the streets of Fraggle Rock Edited September 17, 2016 by Fraggle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Only 110 left? So moving, what amazing endurance and perseverence. Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 OOC: who the hell thought it was a good idea to hold an event in the middle of a war? Sometimes you might just want to see a sport or two between airstrikes, you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace and War Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 This is great Quote "Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the general prey of the rich on the poor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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