RedArmy BushMan Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted.......but drinking countless energy drinks while watching endless internet porn is not really a life though! I wish the St. Louis Blues will win the NHL championship this year! Don't tell me how to live my magical life. Besides energy drinks taste like ass. Granted, but they will be cursed to the same fate as the cubs and never have a good season afterwards. I wish gun laws didn't apply to me, and I could afford ammo, guns, range fees and accessories. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted.....but the gun laws have become so strict for everyone else in the world that gun and ammo factories, ranges go out of business....forever!!!! I wish I had a completely "pimped-out" Hummer H2!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Ah but if I can afford it I can keep the industry afloat. Granted, but anyone seeing you in it will instantly think "wow, what a douche" and you can never change their opinion. I wish our Technology was 100 years more advanced than it currently is. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unnamed25 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but you can't use it because it is to advanced. I wish that there was a P&W mobile app. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxxikation Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but the app is only on the platform which you don't have (iPhone if you have Android, Android if you have iPhone) I wish I could crash somebody elses Ferrari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikol Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but you die in the Hollywood-esque explosion that happens after. I wish for the nice weather to continue (seriously it is fantastic for some reason) Quote Ikol, Proud member of Terminus Est. Moderator of http://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticsandWar/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but for some reason a rain cloud is locally centered about 2 feet over your head and follows you everywhere and is constantly drenching you to the point where you would think you were actually a fish! I wish I was a rich and famous rock n roll star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxxikation Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but you're addicted to heroin and riddled with STD's. I wish I was a better father to my kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, you are such a great father that you when countless "Father of the year" awards. At that point all your kids friends start wanting to come over more and more and then their friends want to come over, then you'll have so many kids at your house that old mother hubbered with say.....damn, you've got a lot of f-ing kids. That, or people will start to think that you are the next Michael Jackson since your house will start liking like the Neverland ranch. I wish I had crisp, cold, german beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikol Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted.....but it is so cold that your lips and tongue freeze to it which in turn is frozen to the glass it's served in.....so now you have to go around holding the glass thats stuck to your face for fear of it ripping off your lips and tougne if it just dangles freely.....ha, ha! /me points and laughs!!!!!! I wish for ....... a wish free from corruption! Quote Ikol, Proud member of Terminus Est. Moderator of http://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticsandWar/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, as long as you wish to be a sex offender. I wish I had a safe, convinient, reliable, quick and cheap way to travel cross country Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unnamed25 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but you crash into a plane and it explodes. I wish for a merry christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Well that doesn't sound very safe. Granted but Jesus came over and is complaining that no one os giving him presents. I wish solar panels were more commonly used Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but they become useless. I wish I didn't have panic attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted....but now you have severe turrets syndrom and yell inappropriate thinks at inappropriate times....like sitting in church and out of nowhere you scream....."LICK BALLS"!!!!! I wish I had a nicer car to drive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but women still don't think you're attractive. I wish I was an potato. Quote "Zu jeder Zeit, an jedem Ort, bleibt das Tun de Menschen das gleiche." "In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted. You're a limo chauffeur damn beat me. granted but you're mashed I wish ot was easier to stay in shape Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but you're in the shape of a triangle. I wish the happening would actually happen. Quote "Zu jeder Zeit, an jedem Ort, bleibt das Tun de Menschen das gleiche." "In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted but you into a coma and miss it. I wish I got paid to smack people who deserve it Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but you only smack their butts. I wish I was the Divine Bush. Quote "Zu jeder Zeit, an jedem Ort, bleibt das Tun de Menschen das gleiche." "In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted. But now I have to kill you. I wish was in California for the next week or so Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted, but you can't be socialist. Or was that just a play to make you more popular for King Fret? beat me Granted, but you are in the Democratic Party there. I wish I could fll form heights without dying or getting hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted....but you are only able to fall once because insread of hitting the ground.....you go straight through it and continue all the way to the other side of the planet with your momentum carrying you into the upper atmosphere, then gravity takes over and pulls back down and again you continue on through and for the rest of time you yoyo back and forth from one side of the planent to the other. I wish know more about soccer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted, but you can't play. I wish the girl I liked was attracted to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormtrooper28 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted but she never came unstuck.I wish that all the world was one country under one language (Dominated by me, of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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