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You have no wishes, no hopes, no dreams and consequently, no soul.

 

I wish for a piece of candy.

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I wish someone would re-corrupt Eric's wish above. 

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Eric gets a piece of candy. However, in order to get it, Eric had to get in a van. A man, who lives in his mother's basement, ends up taking Eric's innocence.

Furious with all this, Eric decides to pay you a visit and ends up taking your innocence as well.

 

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The fighting pacifists disband and merge into t$ and start an uprising, leading to the inevitable destruction of t$

 

I wish for my mullet to increase dramatically in size

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You have no wishes, no hopes, no dreams and consequently, no soul.

 

Wait. No soul? No wishes hopes or dreams? That means no fear, no pain... YAY!

 

 

 

Now to corrupt the above wish. The wish is re-corrupted but the universe explodes. 

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Now to corrupt the above wish. The wish is re-corrupted but the universe explodes. 

I'm fine with that. 

 

I wish you had a wish for me to corrupt. 

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They do, but they all become Christians (win I guess for some including me?

 

Alexei, do you believe in evolution?

 

I wish that people could learn how to compromise and get along.

 

Everyone on Earth agrees that their existence is worthless and they all kill themselves.

 

I wish that Alexei becomes the first person to drown on Mars.

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Alexei, do you believe in evolution?

 

 

Everyone on Earth agrees that their existence is worthless and they all kill themselves.

 

I wish that Alexei becomes the first person to drown on Mars.

First of all, I admit, I only believe in micro-evolution. But back to the topic.

 

you will be the second 

 

I wish I could kill all kor firewalkers

The question is corrupt since it makes no sense.

 

I wish Dimitri would be the first person to die on Proxima B (Not really, I would never wish that on you.)

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You have no wish for me.

You are a stupid idiot who should not be in this thread.

You have no friends.

Consequently, you have no life.

Without a life, your feelings are shallow.

That is to say, you have no feelings.

And without feelings, you are bland.

Bland, a white sheet of paper.

In simpler terms, you have no soul.

And without a soul

The empty winds

blow

through

the

shell

that is what used to be you.

 

I wish for a un-corruptible wish.

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You have no wish for me.

You are a stupid idiot who should not be in this thread.

You have no friends.

Consequently, you have no life.

Without a life, your feelings are shallow.

That is to say, you have no feelings.

And without feelings, you are bland.

Bland, a white sheet of paper.

In simpler terms, you have no soul.

And without a soul

The empty winds

blow

through

the

shell

that is what used to be you.

 

I wish for a un-corruptible wish.

Your un-corruptible wish is corrupted, but it is un-corrupted, but I corrupted it,  but it is un-corruptable, but... Mind.exe has stopped working.

 

I wish for Meonesia to release its secret files.

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