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Shellhound Diss Rap


MRBOOTY
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His a$$ isn't round

His penis is so small it makes women frown

His nation is too small for me to attack

As much as he wishes he still isn't black

Obsessed with trains

He can't bring the pain

Put a transvestite eunuch on a pole and he'll make it rain

 

Oh, don't make me start again

I hope he doesn't pass his face on to the next of kin

He bans me from skype calls like a noob

It is pretty frustrating that he is so r00d

 

I'll smack him every day and night like a tether

I have no idea how he keeps it together

It's obvious that all of his friends are fair-weather

If he wore any clothes it would be Kevlar

 

ok ok ok,

His legs look like they were sculpted from clay

He really isn't bae

Nobody ever sees him and says yay

 

The sad part is

He's not new to the biz

He's been on this earth for tons of years

Yet all he creates from anyone is tears

 

 

I'm just about done

You know I wish I could say that this is fun

But Shellhound is so bad that he's no pun

 

 

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MR BOOTY IN DA HOUSE

 

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