MRBOOTY Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 It's 2 at night. Might as well post a terrible rap: Written by anonymous: " I was boning on the bedAfter getting mad headThis shit felt great After running from the feds It was going all goodUntil s(he) told me“My balls kinda itch,Can you scratch them for me?†Never pulled out so fast in my lifeMy pants went up, the head turned into liceWhen I heard the word anal, I thought that was greatThe brown circles on my dick prove it was too late I ran out crying, my fly still half-hitchedSoon met with a pair of cuffs on my wristThis thing was a set up, the whole damn timeBut that didn’t explain where they found that dime They sent me in the in the slammer to stay the night,The last event still fresh in my mind, it wasn’t rightThe kind of shit cops do for catches these daysScarring people for life, can’t there be another way? At last I’m brought inside my cell, And who is sitting there to heighten my hell?“Hey there pretty boy, ready for round two?This time it’ll be me ontop of you." " 3 Quote MR BOOTY IN DA HOUSE http://i.imgur.com/R5WWAB1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Warning, language. Don't worry, just take some inspiration from Bo Rida! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Warning for language and drug use promotion If Yung Lean can own a record label, this can get you into the top 40. Don't let your dreams be memes! Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lannan13 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I randomly read one line in the "rap" and it made me not want to finish it do the horrendousness of the poetic nightmare that you have murdered. Quote Tiocfaidh ár lá =Censored by Politics and War Moderation team= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Was it HARD to find that, or did you !@#$ up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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