Changeup

Here's a suggestion: Crack down on intentional efforts to mislead and confuse people. This includes discord posts telling new people to do things they really shouldn't, forums posts like this telling people that a major party in the current war has surrendered, fake nation page info, and even scenarios such as alliances/players deliberately brainwashing new players or a situation where people are merely being sarcastic, but that might not be understood by a newbie who knows nothing about big alliances or game politics. I'm a fairly new player myself, and I've been surprised by the amount of this that goes on in this community.

I don't know what this is, and I don't want to know what this is.

Welcome to the Hardball World News network, a nightly round-up of all the news coming out of the glorious nation of Hardball. Tonight's Top Stories: Yesterday's failed assassination attempt of King Changeup results in one death and two injuries. Several of the suspects were immediately taken into custody and are currently being interrogated. Damage to Capitol Hall was relatively minor and repairs should be finished by the end of the month. Hardball Baseball League on track to hit record attendance in the next 5 days. Currently the average single-game attendance is 34,706, up from the previous peak of 33,569 in 2011. Ribbon-Cutting Ceremony for The Mound's new River Park postponed to Friday, September 13 in wake of recent failed assassination. That's it for tonight. Tune in tomorrow for the most up-to-date news from the Nation of Hardball!

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Here's my two cents: If you have repeatedly failed to make successful alliances, stop making alliances. EDIT: When I asked my alliancemates who you were, one of the first responses was "He's a meme at this point". It's obvious that you're a meme and have an awful reputation, and while I don't want you to quit, nobody who knows your reputation (most of Orbis) would want to join your alliance. Join a strong, established alliance and take a step back.

Good luck!

@Blink This may help, just change Yarr for Mythic/Mystic1-99/Hyperion.

For gods sake, can you just let the meme thread be? Go stroke your ego somewhere else, thanks.

What NPO thinks their military capabilities are: NPO's actual military capabilities:

Guardians of the Galaxy has attacked their coalition mates. Why doesn't this surprise me? On a related note, that makes this a three-way war (or a separate war) since Electric Space is also fighting us. How would a three-way war be tracked in stats?

Join The Knights Radiant today! You won't regret it!

Must be because you're not in TKR

What really makes me upset here is that New Pacific Order wants to keep these new players away from the community. The best part of PW is not the game (which broke down again tonight by the way) but the community in my opinion. I realize that there are some people who would find it hilarious to troll new players, but they seem to be few and far between and tbh I would expect people to recognize a trolling attempt when they see it. Stop keeping your members cloistered up and let them experience the community, it's for their own good.

TKR has, hands down, the best community in the game. There is always someone hanging around willing to chat with you (usually a bunch of people are around) and it makes for a great time. One of the main reasons I joined was the promise of aid, guides, and mentors, and I'm pleased to say they followed through on that promise. Despite me constantly asking what to do, is this a good strategy, etc, they never got annoyed and were always happy to help me learn the ropes. I highly recommend TKR as an alliance for new and old players alike.

Achievement Name: Nuclear Holocaust Achievement Description (how to unlock): Launch 200 Nuclear Weapons

You must be from Hillbilly country.

I figured I'd introduce myself to you all, so, uh, here it is: I'm Changeup, your average Pennyslvanian high school student. I enjoy tycoon/building/simulation games and just happened to stumble across PW when I was looking for a decent nationsim. I decided to join TKR and so far have enjoyed my time there immensely. I look forward to getting to know you all!

I would like to report the nation Viribus, but not for multis. No, I am reporting him for vulgarity in a Declaration of War. He declared war on IUIC of Order of the Fallen Angels with the reason being "frick you prick."

This war will go on until it ends. Done, finished, ended, lock this thread. First forums post, yay!