Basebond

the horse has the stinkiest farts

https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=13731

Toxicpepper exits the clubhouse to take a break from the birthday commotion. DB members have never been particularly loud, but today was an especially joyous occasion. Outside, he finds Yoda laying on the grass, gazing at the clouds with a contemplative air. Laying down beside him, Toxicpepper let the peaceful silence wash over him, a balm to the celebratory chaos. "You saved us, you know," Yoda finally rumbled, his voice surprisingly heavy. ToxicPepper looked into Yoda’s eyes, the usual calculating coldness replaced with something softer, something warmer. “Just what I had to do, old friend,” he replied, a hint of a smile playing on his lips. “The world needs you, whether they understand it or not.” Yoda's gaze, ancient and wise, seemed to pierce right through Toxicpepper. "Perhaps it is you who needs me more." "I..." ToxicPepper hesitated, a battle raging within him. Was this newfound warmth a weakness? Or something more? “You’re more than just a comrade in arms. to me, Yoda. You're...” And then Yoda stood up, his lips curved into a faint smile. The sun illuminated his features. For a creature so ancient, he was quite chiseled. He reached out his hand to ToxicPepper, his touch surprisingly strong. “The Force, strong between us it is. More than comrades, we are.” ToxicPepper, his heart pounding in a way it never had in battle, accepted Yoda's hand. “Yes. We are.” Still holding hands, they walked back inside the clubhouse. They had an alliance to celebrate the birthday of. Happy 7th anniversary, DB.

poor quality. sounds robotic. here's a better version voiced over by a real arab (yours truly!):

Hey. Sorry we're not actively aware of every single alliance that has ever existed in all NatSims. It's okay though. We can always rebrand again. I've had that one idea about calling ourselves "Green Protection Agency".

Best of luck Mac. It was an absolute pleasure working alongside you. Don't go disappearing on me though, otherwise I might have to take a plane to the UK just to beat you up.

But I make money off baseball!! Sheep should leave my flying balls alone.

I understand that Baseball is not intended to be a core mechanic, however I believe that it adds an additional level of complexity that rewards activity, when not abused. So, let's make it so it can't be abused! (without practically making it unviable) - I propose we make it so that the 250 game limit is absolute, and you can't play anymore after that. Fixes the issue of players abusing the mechanic to make 8m, 240m, etc. - I propose we lower the 250 game limit to 50 games, while making the reward from playing each game 5x more. Borg already suggested this somewhere on the RON server, and I think it's a good way to counteract the need to use bots at all. - lastly, I propose making it so you can't play baseball while blockaded, and that would fix the issue of people using it as a way to work around blockades. Same with video ads too.

Onwards and upwards!

I like the idea of making ships less useless, but I think a better way to go about that would be to actually make them have actual impact on alliance wars. Right now, most alliances don't even bother maxing out ships when militarizing because the score they add hurts more than the value they actually bring. BUT. What if ships could kill planes? Doesn't have to be anything massive, just enough to make alliances actually bother buying them

The smell of charred earth rises to our nostrils as we overlook the landscape. We’re standing on a hill, overlooking vast plains of nothingness. A truly nightmarish sight. To think the last war could possibly result in such a cataclysmic event. “Base! Rebel!” a young Dream calls as he rushes towards us. “Yes?” “They’ve arrived!” As Rebel and I turn to face the newcomers, a smile forces its way through my stony expression. “Leftbehind...good to see you as always.” “Likewise. Is everything ready?” “We were merely awaiting your party’s arrival.” We’re all gathered here following the collapse of both our civilizations. Despite our many differences, the devastation caused by the last war has proven all too clearly that our strength would serve us better if combined. A Prophet of the Light had proclaimed the end of time and the Children of The Light had taken his words to heart but my own people and I only saw folly. What use is this Light in the face of our technology? Looking back now, I wish we had combined our strength sooner. As the final member of our triumvirate joins us on the hill, we begin the final preparations to finally unite. No longer will we be known as a cult and it’s virus friends. No...after this, we will be known as Cataclysm in honour of those we lost along the way. In remembrance of the truth of this world. One cannot survive alone... Tl;dr: Error 404 and Children of the Light merge into one as Cataclysm. Alliance link: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=7452

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to break pnw, not discord.

Congratulations JadenStar! Your pun is officially the worst one I've read on this thread. We have received your request to wire your prize directly to the Black Skies Bank. However, you've forgotten one thing... Today is April's first. SO, Instead of one billion cash, we have only wired nine hundred ninety nine million dollars to the Black Skies Bank! Happy April's Fools day! (you better be laughing right now because this prank took me an entire week to come up with)

One year ago, Titan (Mountain Dew), Sri Lanka, borg, Waldo and I came together with the intention of founding a great alliance. Armed with nothing but our ambition (and locutus and Blitzers' 6B bank), we managed to accomplish just that. It wasn't perfect. We made ALOT of mistakes, and lost many friends along the way. But no matter what obstacles came our way, we always managed to get on our feet and overcome them. Always striving to get better. Within our one year of our existence, we managed to accomplish what many others took years to achieve, and others not at all. Some of our achievements include: entering the top 50 within two weeks. becoming a top 15 alliance within our first few weeks of existence. almost consistently topped the alliance raiding leaderboards, often beating even Arrgh. had the highest net damage during Duck Hunt. flexed on them pixel huggers in Orbis for one whole year, hopefully many more to come. In celebration of our first birthday, we are going to host a BAD PUN CONTEST. Right here, right on this forum post. Make sure you comment your WORST politics and war related pun for a chance to win one billion cash! We'll pick a winner at the end of the day, ask them for their nation link on discord and send them their cash reward directly to their nation. PS: Mountain Dew made this video for us in celebration of our first birthday. Thanks Mountain Dew!

I'm late as hell, but congrats on the merge. I'm sure you guys will hit the top 50s in no time