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People would say for the butthurt of latest 4 wars we had, but in fact we were sick to be hated, isolated and treated as a punchbag/meat farm. It's time for us to truly engage in politics and war and experience a new and fresh start, in the final attempt to doom all Orbis, when achieved that we will rebrand to Green Enforcement Agency and make Orbis a neutral hell were everyone farms their pixels...just kidding

Still better than part-time lawnmower jobs.

Happy Birthday

Luckily the coup failed, I mean, Assad may be dicktator, but military wanting to create an Islam-based regime would be worst...

That's very annoyng and sad, this week was a very shitty one, first train collides on same rail, then this and what more? I hope nothing for God sake...

A new mammal specimen has been discovered in Reunited Palmia, it was named Mensuum in honor of Mensa HQ. This mammal is pretty strange, as it remind a pig, but has donkey ears. Our scientists are testing with the mammal to learn more about it, the temporary classification is Orycteropus Mensoniensis, member of Orycteropodidae family and Tubulidentata order. If any nation desire to host a joint research program with this specimen, our Zoological Section shall provide up to 20 exemplars for testing and we will provide our best scientists. Two exemplars of Mensuum under captivity. A Mensuum in nature.

Welcome

Palmian News War for Reunited Palmia is over, but how much we payed for this? In the last days our armed forces were annihilated and lots of civilians died after the bombings and enemy attacks. Our reporters assure over 300k civilians died after the first bombing of the capital city, Banana City, and the 2nd most populated city, Ananas Town. After these terrible events, the majority of our population started civil disobedience in an act of protest against our Government, that showed us that we aren't safe, even when we are at home. We got reported about supermarkets assaults, shops being plundered and even two gunshops where assaulted by the population. Our annihilated armed forces were not capable to contain the riot in Hempburg and Rambutan Metropolis, and the rioters are already developing in Coconut Complexes and Kiwi Dwelling. Our Governor Francisco II called for crisis state and lifted the Banana Republic Government. By calling for crisis state, our Governor authorized military to use violence against the rioters and to impose martial law in all of our cities. Meanwhile the rebuilding process is starting, today some workers started rebuilding the main buildings of Banana City and Ananas Town while protected by armed forces, with this pace, the rebuilding process will last for at least six months, and we hope this crisis shall be solved soon to avoid further losses.

Awesome changes!

I would buy a GPA flag and an Arrgh one

Welcome! Seems that a pretty little tyrant is rising :3

Reunited Palmia recognizes Evenstar and is willing to enstabilish further relations... Our old leader used to live in Italy, and he was a Pope... then zombie plague arrived and destroyed his glorious empire... Half of our population follow Neo-Christianity, altought there isn't an official religion...

Best website ever! Anyway what about designing a Palmian flag?

The CBP party chief sends his regards and thanks Mr,Kolarov for his support. We did a poll to see if Palmian cares about minor labor: 23% was ok with it, 77% tought it is a bad thing Also the Banana is the main product of our country, so if it'll become a Banana Republic, we'll be happy the same. Anyway there's enough time for Palmian to think about the elections, meanwhile more parties may appear...

Elections in Palmia get near and near, and today, the Democratic Banana Party (DBP) is releasing his manifest. In the last week the Communistic Banana Party, better known as CBP, announced it'll compete in the elections, so the DBP is coming down and try to win these elections and make Palmia great again. Democratic Banana Party Reunited Palmia district Dear voters, we are Democratic Banana Party, and we are competing in Palmian 2016 elections. During the last year we helped a lot Palmian developement: we spent lot of resources in developing roads and infrastructures to connect the cities of Palmia, we focused on the fight of the Cartellos and banned minor labor. We encouraged the grow by building more dwelling, and we keeped with the neutral policy. With us Palmia trived, so why switching to commies? Here's our proposals, if we'll win the elections, we'll do this: This year, vote blue!

... da GPA is number one alliance!... we need to stop dis cauz thei ar neutral and do not beat as loonies like de rezt of us!!!!111!!!!1!

Why joining GPA? I hope this is a good reason. Plus, if you jojn GPA, you will not get cancer, you will go into paradise, a poor kid will be saved, a cat will be rescued by a firefighter, you'll win the lottery, you'll get a girl, you'll live long and none of these will happen :3

I think religions should give some kind of benefits, but I do not know if tis is a good idea...

Communistic Banana Party Reunited Palmia district We are the Communistic Banana Party, and we are concurring in the Palmian National Elections, we are willing to gain the power in Reunited Palmia and made it a Communist Nation, here's our agenda: 1. Abolition of private property in land and application of all rents of land to public purpose. 2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax. 3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance. 4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels. 5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the state, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly. 6. Centralization of the means of communication and transportation in the hands of the state 7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the state; the bringing into cultivation of waste lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan. 8. Equal obligation of all to work. Establishment of Industrial armies, especially for agriculture. 9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the population over the country. 10. Free education for all children in government schools. Abolition of children's factory labor in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc. etc. We'll also fight the cartellos and keep on the neutral policy, remember, the Palmian Democratic Party wants to sell Palmia to the global companies, while we at CBP just wanna keep everything in state's hands to allow anyone to live in a good way and in peace. Communism is progress!

Seems that someone is gonna get it in da @$$ :3

We'll donate a Golden banana statue to expose in front of the center.

Well, I do not care, I'll welcome gays and other ppls that your govern persecutes.