Vack

No flags, no images, no gifs. Disappointed.

Me rn

The nuke sphere is now official \o/

3pm best pm. Ye don't do what Kastor does and make it inaccessible for Europeans

2effortpost4owf

This was all a bit shit

Hey Kurdanak is the opposite of cancer!

$5m to British dude I think.

Yeah all jokes aside, lots of startup alliances would kill to have an already established player base to start with. We've seen dozens of Avansies through history, and the good ones are the ones who pick up the game's nuances and culture quickly. Don't dismiss open, honest advice as someone's opinionated drivel. It's not hard to guess the trajectory your alliance will take so long as you keep this attitude. Go back and read sketchys first comment again and please, for your sake, for my desire to see another new group succeed, take some goddamn notes.

*cracks knuckles*

Come now, when has Kastor ever disappointed us?

This war was so silent that people didn't hear that it was called Ground Zero War.

:'s what happened Riza?

K. Shows over.

Take em to town YG o/

A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it. You have so much to live for. Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it. I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer. Shortly after this the remains are discovered by a passerby, Alexei Lysenko, as he attempts to settle into a nearby trash can. However, Alexei decided to move on and find a proper job, and lives in a normal house. No he didn't. Yes, he did. You wanna fockin go mate? The narrator stops, and wonders why he's arguing with himself. He goes back to the story: oi !@#$ off Paston, Alexei is just killing shit like a madman, I would like a written apology for killing what was becoming a very fleshed out character, the raccoon.