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    DANGER SALT DANGER

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Kurdanak

    On 12/19/2021 at 12:39 PM, Dalinar said:

    I'm pretty sure one of the core clauses of the #tkarrgh secret treaty is that one of us has to declare on the other at least once per year, so this tracks

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    (please send someone at my defensive slots - there's nobody in range I can hit ;_;)

    You get Arrgh, we get KT (this time remodeled!) - tis the season, truly

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    DANGER SALT DANGER

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Kurdanak

    1 hour ago, Firwof Kromwell said:

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    Yo my nagger, what's up!? Y'all of recently have always & continue to be worth it as long as being like increasingly more mentally disturbed Kardashian's hooked on Death Wish coffee mixed w/ Spirytus Vodka, & anything w/ high concentration of nicotine amidst being sexually confused seems to stay attractive on y'alls behalf. I personally ran into irl issues since I moved, settling in a new home even job, takes time. Plus dealing w/ other ppl's ignorance which was as painful as dealing w/ yalls eccentric backroom dealio's as well provocative collective hivemind.ย 

    29 minutes ago, Firwof Kromwell said:

    Lovely song but I fail to see what you see, I assume it's another Roseย pareidolia

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    Good to see you decided to invest the money from your failed bid attempt into a nice dictionary, really getting your money's worth out here.

    (at least someone isย amiright)

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    Yall need to get these forums going again

    in Orbis Central

    Posted

    6 hours ago, KillzBob said:

    i think this is the deadest i have seen these forums since i started playing this game.ย 

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    Soย  to get you people going againย  i make this post in hopes to piss someone off


    Rose sucks and should disband (and they suck at fighting for being #1 in the game)

    T$ Sucks because its T$

    The immortals Suck because of James Wilsonย 

    TKR Sucksย  because they cant pull their own heads out of their butt;s

    TFP Sucks because they dont do anything besides look bad in warsย 

    Cata Sucks because itsย  New

    Eclipse Sucks because of Vein

    TCW Sucks for the same reason of TKRย 

    DPE Sucks because its a bunch of micros

    Guardian Sucks because they are with HollyWood

    Gob Sucks because its a bunch of 70 year old men

    Aurora Sucks because They just doย 

    Weebunism Sucks because its a bunch of werid weebs

    The Legion Sucks because its a bunch of micros just like like DPE

    Black Knights Sucks because its nothing like old BK

    The Wei Sucks because its The Wei lets be real(and they are really bad at fighting)

    Carthago Sucks because They kicked me out back in 2018(for good reason)

    The Hand Of Fate Sucks because Denison is a little cry babyย 

    Dark Brotherhood Sucks because they dont do anything at all

    TEst Sucks because Sphinx

    Farkistan Sucks because of KIT)reasons i cant disclose)

    House Stark Sucks because they changed the flag i got made for them

    OWR Sucks because they dont do anything at all

    Alpha Sucks because they are Beta

    Sunray Victoria Sucks because They enjoy sendingย explicit Pics and gifs to other players in the game

    Ikea Sucks because i bought a chair from them and a screw was missing and it took 3 weeks to GET A REPLACEMENT SCREW

    UPN Sucks like Fortnite now a days was good back in the day but now its pretty bad

    Waffle House Sucks because i got sick after eatting some WAFFLESย 

    TDR Sucks because lets be real who names a aa The Dead Rabbits

    The Amersand Suck becauseย 

    TAP Sucks on the fact that its apart of TFPย 

    USN Sucks because of cOMMIES

    Camelot Sucks because lets be real we all know

    FSO Sucks because they cant stand up for themselfs

    COA Sucks because James doesnt respond to my DM'S

    SOL Sucks because Micro

    Empire of the Romans Sucks because Roberts cant catch a break

    Yarr Sucks because -REDACTED)

    Black Skies Sucks because its a micro that just happens to knowย  just a little bit to get by

    Polaris Sucks because its Dieingย 

    GATO Sucks because its GATO

    VooDoo Sucks because i tried to join once and vice was being a little meanie head

    Genesis Sucks because well you know why

    ASM sucks because look at that name like my god

    Sancturay Sucks because its truly not a Sanctuary anywhere else is saferย 

    Arrgh Sucks because Ripper Leftย 

    WTF Sucks because bunch of whales that do nothing but fight every once in a blue moon and complain about itย 

    TE Sucks because T$ Really sucks

    USSR Sucks because of COMMIES


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    GW19 - Official Naming Poll

    in Orbis Central

    Posted · Edited by Kurdanak

    On 10/3/2021 at 12:54 AM, Keegoz said:

    Hopefully there is a run-off vote so we can band together to stop the worst major war name from getting through. Brawlywood? Seriously?

    Genuine question, what's the specific issue with Brawlywood? And which would you prefer over it?

    Personally, I think it's a fine war name. <this other war 2: electric boogaloo> is always a lame option, imo - this one is unique and actually decent wordplay. As for "Whales I Smoke," I assume it's a reference I don't get?ย 

    The Rise of Lucianus

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Lucianus said:

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    Lucianusโ€™ Era

    One fall night, in the planet of Zakuul; the crowds of Rosianโ€™s gathered about the capital's town square. It was declaration night in Rose, a new leader would be chosen as the once former Eternal Emperor Valkorion Baratheon had chosen to no longer run this election. Many candidates had chosen to run this opportunity, many not aware that the Valkorion era would be no more; the chance to win it all was for everyone to take. The battle for the chance to be leader was tough, the people noticing the moment ahead of them, a chance for a new leader, a new future, it was all left to the candidates. The votes were in, the counting was finished, now we awaited for the palace doors to open, the future leader walking out.ย 

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    The crowd silenced as the doors started to open, when they had reached past midway in opening, a man appeared to walk towards the podium, a lady following to his side. The crowd seemed to be fully silent, not wishing to utter a word as the new Emperor took the podium.ย 

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    โ€œYou all voted for this future, a future under I, a future that will bring Rose into a new era, one that continues to grow internally. All of you formerly knew me as the Horizon Guard of MA, but today you'll all know me as Emperor Lucianus. I want you all to know that from this day forward, I'll do it all in my power to make true to my promises, and do what's best for our alliance, and it's members.โ€

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    The crowd would not cheer, not because they didn't agree but weren't aware if the new found Emperor would enjoy such an act as he publicly addressed them.

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    โ€œAs you all know, the government has not changed much. Familiar faces will return, I have High Justice Vexz to my right, our long standing High Justice will continue her efforts as my 2ic, during my era. We also have Solomon - Horizon Guard of IA, Callisto - Horizon Guard of EA, Exalts - Horizon Guard of TA, Harry - Horizon Guard of FA, who will also all be returning to their High Gov occupations. As you all know, my former position would become vacant if I had not found a replacement,ย  but I'd like to introduce the newest addition to my cabinet, Potpie, who will be taking over my spot as Horizon Guard of MA.โ€

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    This fall night had shaped up to be as grand as we all thought it to be. A new Eternal Emperor had been elected, his era seemed primed for success, his self drive and commitment were only a glimpse to the many attributes he would bring with him in his run as our Emperor. He would bring change that the people of Rose had voted him in for, a change that he promised and showed would be better for Rose. A new future awaited Rose, a future with Emperor Lucianus at the helm.ย 

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    The New Rose Government:
    Emperor: Lucianus
    High Justice: Vexz

    Horizon Guard of Foreign Affairs: Harry Flashman
    Horizon Guard of Military Affairs: Potpie
    Horizon Guard of Economic Affairs: Callisto
    Horizon Guard of Technological Affairs: Exalts
    Horizon Guard of Internal Affairs: Solomon Ben-David



    Tl;dr: The Rose elections have finished, Lucianus has been made the new Emperor (leader)

    lol look at this noob, only 17 forum posts

    You'll do fantastic, Luci. :Dย 

    As for God-Emperor Valk, I can't really put into words how much I appreciate all he's done for Rose (be back in three weeks when I finish writing that novel). Absolutely stunning leadership every step of the way. Enjoy the well deserved retirement!ย ๐ŸŒน

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    A Treatise on the Current War

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    35 minutes ago, Benfro said:

    It's also a game of relationship development and bond building and breaking. I have several people I've met through this game that are RL friends now...so what do ya know, it can work. I'm not doe eyed enough to think the internet is a great place, nor that everyone tells the truth. I do choose to spend my relationship capital intentionally, however, and when it gets thrown back in my face, that sucks. A lot.

    Anyway, this thread has been good. I'm a fan.

    hello Ben! I consider several people on the other side of this war genuine friends regardless of what happens in P&W (in fact, I seriously enjoy fighting my friends, I hope someday I'll beย big enough to tangle with Beli ๐Ÿ™). Speaking as an observer, considering the circumstances of HW and its formation, I think this war was a givenย eventuality.ย I am sorry thatย those investments didn't pay out quite as planned in terms of IC impact, but you seriously shouldn't be surprised. Actions have consequences, and I'm sure our action here will have its own. That's the nature of the game.ย I'm incredibly confused by the expectation of "transparency," here, to be honest.ย In the immortal words ofย Sweeeeet Ronny D,

    On 4/5/2021 at 12:55 PM, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

    For the record, the game isn't called War and War, its called Politics and War.ย  You use politics to help you win wars...

    Except in this case, re: deescalation attempts,ย I suppose we're looking to axe the War part as well. Welcome to "&." ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

    I guess that'd be a cultural victory for you,ย @Kiloist IIย @HannaHย :P

    (nice gif btw!)

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    The First Snek on The Moon (No Whales Allowed)

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    2 minutes ago, Charles Bolivar said:

    Hey, I didn't say you were friends. I said 'manipulate.'ย 

    A bit of a subtle difference there ๐Ÿคฃ

    IMO, sometimes it really is just so simple as "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." You should be proud of yourselves for creating common ground between us, that's not an insignificant accomplishment!

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    The First Snek on The Moon (No Whales Allowed)

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    On 8/19/2021 at 9:50 AM, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

    The reason we are in here arguing with you and not with Rose, is because rose doesn't engage in the forums which is no fun..ย 

    Fear not, I'm here now reporting in from the front lines!

    ย ย 

    On 8/18/2021 at 7:41 PM, Charles Bolivar said:

    Respect to Rose over this one. Takes some serious FA skill to manipulate a whole other bloc into enacting your own revenge.

    o7 Rose

    On 8/17/2021 at 8:11 PM, YangMoment said:

    syndi spending all those months crying about rose's secret treaties with the rest of the game against quack

    and then proceeded to sign a secret treaty against hollywood

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    congrats you spineless f**ks, you've proved to the entire game that you're somehow worse than every other sphereย 

    at least others are somewhat willing to stick to a narrative

    Can confirm that things have really been blossoming between tS and Rose ever since we signed ourย blood pact! Truly the past year of consistently taking a fat shit on Rose at nearly every public opportunity was just a front, all along. I'm simplyย happy that the veil is finally lifted and I can proudly fight side-by-side with my dear friend, ally, and confirmed Rose-sympathizer,ย Leopold.ย ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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