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Nadir Aminu

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  1. You ! @#$ed it up! I am JFK and you racist prick! Kastor ran away peeing. He was eaten by Mommy. Pol Pot smoked weed alone playing meatspin, flopping around his fat, interstellar flacid penis! Mother, show me your big nation. Kastor farted and everyone sucked his big, black, thin ass-hole. Lincoln Abraham Kastor'd everyone's sheep skin and Prefontaine sucked my !@#%. Meth heads niggys suck Bilal's retarded sheep. Kastor's stupid terrorist sheep ate Sheepy's !@#$! Sheepy decided spy assassins cap suck attack, which sucked sucking suckers without sheep truckers !@#?$ing! Ass-holes shot Sheepy in SPAAAACE yesterday with giant nigguh sheep! Love Adolf Zombie hairy Artyom the Cheeki bastard pecker Breeki Sheepy Mosin Moby Nagant thompson 1921 42 NEGATIVE. Thanks for the thanks. Potatoes are up my casino. !@#$ goats suck whennobodygoesontothenextdamnedlinewhenstartinganewsentenceugh yeah... Sheepy is so very weepy. He cried 'Why oblige to massive Lambdadelta and flamboyant children?!' Belibers suck dick and Chips. Also discombobulared Stujenske spoke candy and
  2. Sheep kebabs are now illegal in Khevin and the punishment for this crime is as harsh as murder.
  3. Khevin thanks the Quarian Empire for this congratulatory message.
  4. Vladimir Zhogin has acknowledged Thomas Mulcair statements and put them aside. In a new poll about the most stubborn person anyone has ever known. Vladimir Zhogin has won 100%. Stubbornness is never an issue.
  5. Vladimir Zhogin is extremely happy that Canada has accepted this offer. Vladimir Zhogin has just sent a new diplomatic agreement. CONDITIONS Khevin and Canada shall never engage in hostilities, for no reason whatsoever. Khevin and Canada will not engage in espionage against each other, for no reason whatsoever The Khevinist Flag will never be burned in Canada and the Canadian Flag will never be burned in Khevin, for no reason whatsoever The Canadian Embassy is being erected next to the capital building in Tokiaqitm, as a sign of strong relations.
  6. After a three month long hostage taking at KNN's main broadcasting center by Andrej Vishtodos and other members of the SARF (Shiite Anarchist Revolutionary Front), the hostages have been freed. The Khevin News Network will be down due to the recent malevolence in Khevin due to this. Andrej Vishtodos fled the scene and a nationwide manhunt has begun. Canadian peacekeepers are still on Khevin soil and Vladimir Zhogin requests for their assistance in this matter. Vladimir Zhogin said he was unsure about Canadian help due to the recent tension between Canada and another Khevinist ally in Rekishstein. Elections will be occurring in Rekishstein after the attack on Prime Minister Eric at the Canadian Embassy in Rekishstein. Vladimir Zhogin's birthday was also overshadowed by this conflict. In other somewhat relevant news Vladimir Zhogin has sent a request to open 'serious' embassies to Canada in their respective nations. Vladimir Zhogin stated, " We truly want to increase good relations with Canada and support Canada in other ways, then speech." Khevin's city of Motheus near the border between Mothaya and Khevin has received substantial support from Roz Wei as well. It has grown and is thriving. Crime and disease has dropped since these allocations of resources. Crime Rate: 0.32% Disease Rate: 1.82%
  7. NHL is amazing. If you're good.
  8. Vladimir Zhogin has made another press release, stating, "Everybody needs to get out of other's business. Khevin has declared their neutrality in all of this tension. We applaud Canada's strong stance and will further support Rekishstein and Canada."
  9. In another press release Vladimir Zhogin states, "We wish to keep relations with Rekishstein and wish all candidates in the election good luck. May the Umma decide the winner." (I am Dimitri)
  10. Vladimir Zhogin has made a new press release and he stated, "We are glad to see Eric is still alive and will have a chance to live. If he dies Khevin will mourn, but it is Allah's will."
  11. The journalists have been held hostage for a few months now. We need answers!!!
  12. Khevin accepts the rejection and wishes for questioning of Golen ll via telecommunications.
  13. In a new press release about this arising tensions, Vladimir Zhogin stated, "Khevin will not join and fight in this possible conflict. Either way, we would misuse war materials and Rekishstein would lose because of it. We hope neither of Khevin's allies will fight. *under his breath* I have no clue who is who now."
  14. Khevin requests the transport of Golen ll to Khevin to be tortured for the crimes he has committed against an ally of Khevin and humanity.
  15. I do. Very boring. Politics and War is way better.
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