Eric

Hey! Lets get 13 flags for the provinces of Canada and do that for all the countries.... Not just the USA.

Lol BREAKING NEWS FROM CANADA! 1132 page secret government document on how to prevent secret documents from being leaked into the Internet leaked onto the internet, in other news, the Canadian Taxes for the top 1% of the richest people has gone up 1%. When asked where the money was going, a Government of Canada spokesman said towards CSIS and government database security, and making secrets better protected. Goodbye. :-)

Penis shitpost? 07 New Update!

Yeah lol jk. Poor VE... hope they can get this cleared up, best of luck.

Citizens, cast your vote! How do you feel about the recent happenings in VE? 1. DAMN, I FEEL BAD. Well, not really.... 2. HAHAHA SERVES THEM RIGHT...LOSERS! Well not really either... I don't mind VE... 3. DONT GIVE A DAMN! YES! Finally, a checkbox for us politically apathetic people (unless it concerns my alliance)!

!@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ the USA. !@#$ life. !@#$ nations with large militaries. !@#$ you mom. !@#$ you right in the ass, !@#$. !@#$, I sure hopes that this censors... or boy am I in trouble... :-)

Oh great. Now the loser has 2 blogs. Lol jk! Congrats on your new blog! And yes, that is strange... obeservant of you to notice. Kinda like Mensa HQ planning a raid on us involving half our alliance, but lets not bring that back. I DECLARE WAR ON GPA!!!

Canada will give the UK British Columbia, I guess we will leave Russia alone to the claim as well. (We can always fish in Hudson Bay) However, Canada asks the USA if you want to keep your land, then does that mean I get Maine and Vertmont?

Banned for not identifying a reason.

Canada agrees with Russia's plan, they can have the rectangle area thing that no one has claimed yet. (However Canada will not back out on what bit of the Arctic we're claimed atm) The Canadian Prime Minister throws the newspaper concerning Israel into the garbage and laughs - we've got more to worry about right now. Canada agrees to the USA's request for no secret talks but many Canadian citizens find the idea ironic seeing as the attack on Canada was planned via secret talks. However, Canada does not support the USA's plan seeing as Russia has indicated that they have no interest for Canadian land, they only want us to abstain from using missiles, chems, biologicals and also back a claim to this rectangle area of the Arctic. If Britain agrees to the plan for Vancouver Island and the Maritimes, then the peace talks are probably officially over!

Canadian troops vacate Ontario and Quebec and head for Manitoba, Alberta and Saskatechewan seeing as Russia is not interested in land. In response to Russia, Canada would like to make some changes to the plan then. Canada will not build any nuclear or biological weapons or chemical weapons (this includes missiles, right? just curious, I agree either way). However, Canada believes that claims to the Arctic should still stay as Canada has a right to claim the Arctic... however Canada is willing to split the Arctic in half with Russia at the 180th latitude line thing and is willing to take the plan up to the United Nations together with Russia. In return Canada would still keep Manitoba, Alberta and Saskatechewan. In a change of plans, Canada asks the British if they would settle for just Vancouver Island instead of all of British Columbia, and formerly Canadian waters that would turn to Britain if they took Vancouver Island. This proposal comes up as Canada would still like a dock on the West Coast - if Britain does not accept this deal then we will continue talking about it. Keep in mind that Britain will get all the Maritime provinces... and Canada also wants a place to fish too on the West Coast seeing as our East Coast fisheries will be taken away, otherwise we will be stuck with only maple syrup and wheat and no fish. The USA now owns Ontario and Quebec.

D7.. Forgot about this thing... I thought it had fallen apart!

Canadian Armies continue to move accordingly to combat the British, Russians and the Americans. Attacks on the USA continue, and Canadian troops capture the cities of Montpelier and Augusta (Vermont and Maine accordingly). Canada sends the bodies of dead Maltan people, killed by normal Canadian citizens looking for somewhere to vent their anger and apologizes for the action's of their sometimes unruly people. However, Prime Minsiter Eric and his military advisors anticipate defeat soon against 3 strong world powers. Therefore, Canada proposes a surrender deal. Britain gets the Maritimes and British Columbia. The USA gets Ontario and Quebec. Russia gets Manitoba, Alberta and Saskatchewan. Canada will retain the Yukon, the Northwest Territories and Nunavut (3 territories with a population of 100,000.) Maine and Vertmont will return as American provinces. In return, we get to evacuate what is left of our small shattered military. Our government officials get to escape, and Canada gets Government-In-Exile headquarters in Moscow, London and Washington D.C. Should the three warring powers accept to this plan, Canada's capital would become Whitehorse. Also in return Russia, Britain and the USA must not declare war on Canada again, and protect what little is left of Canada and allow us to eat snow and build igloos in peace. It is up to Russia, Britain and the USA to decide whether they will allow citizens from Occupied Canada to head back to what is left of Canada (if this deal proceeds) ,you can say no or yes. That's all.

The Canadian government continues mass producing military related items and fending off all the attacks. Subs, planes, tanks, etc are all slowly being produced. However, military experts estimate that Canada will be forced into exile and will have to give up our land soon. Canada accept's Malta's offer of a Armistice. Canada turns to the last non-Canada hating nation in the world they can remember, which would be China. As 4 nations close in on Canada, the Canadian troops move to where Soviet, American and British offenses are being started. Paratrooper operations into the Soviet Union have stopped, although attacks on the USA continue. Nuclear research continues and so does military, missile research as well.

The Canadian Navy decides to invest in Submarines, and soon Canadian subs are hitting Soviet subs with underwater missiles. Canada makes more bombers of better quality in response to the Soviets using MiG-15s - the result is named the Avro Canada CF-100 Canuck (or affectionally called the Clunk). Few upgraded CF-100's are also built for the best fighters and those are called the Avro Canada CF-105 Arrows (called the Carrots in military slang). Canada brings out it's artillery in greater numbers as well to counter the Soviets - the artillery is about equal to what the Soviet Union has in Canada and decreases casualties dramatically. Meanwhile, Canada sends out marines and paratroopers to operate in stealth in Russia and the United States. Traveling far in Russia (several thousand kilometers disguised), they attack the city of Novosibirsk in Russia and kill many civilians before being captured. In the United States, Canadian marines and paratroopers wreak havoc in populated cities especially in the East Coast of the United States. Seeing as the defensive part in Canada is going acceptably well for the time being, Canada decides to invade Maine and Vermont with a large Task Force from Quebec. The invasion is somewhat successful and the provinces of Maine and Vermont are now half Canadian as the invasion swept past the militia on guard there quickly - the USA has not even had time to respond yet. Canada apologizes for killing the old goat Billy, animal casualties are not being targeted.

Lol

Meanwhile, Prime Minister Eric paced around the Emergency Bunker System somewhere in Canada. Betrayal. That's what he felt. But ridiculous. To have a feeling of betrayal, there would have had to be a feeling of trust first. The USA, a potential ally. Malta, our actual ally. And the Soviet Union, well, the Soviet Union. "Damnit!" He sat down in the middle of the room as thoughts ran through his head. Let the military geniuses handle this one... as long as they give me general ideas of what's happening. And get that nuclear program finished, this could go years and years if we play it right... perhaps Canada will be the ones to test out the world's 3rd nuclear missile, on NYC or Moscow. Suddenly, he sat down at his desk, suprisingly calm, and started to fill out a document that would declare a State of Emergency, launch the Wartime Measures Act, wartime taxes, embargoes on Malta, The United States and The Soviet Union, conscription orders, orders for rationing and factory wartime production, and for production of MORE tanks, MORE aircraft, and MORE ships. "There!...shoot." The nuclear program too. Taking out his pen again, he signed the document that would allot more funding to the nuclear program. Canada needed a leader. The future of the country balanced on a knife. Prime Minister Eric had confidence of a victory if things went right. But would they? Everything had to be perfect. Canada needed a leader. Standing on top of his desk, he yelled, "For Canada! We need a leader!" before realizing what he was doing, jumping down and going to get lunch.

Lol let's see what it is soon. Operation WTF? The Canadian ships (or what is left of them) , sailing at max speed, soon arrive at Malta. Unable to dock or invade the island, they fire at buildings, launch rockets and bomb the capital city of Valetta.

Meanwhile back at home, in Canada, citizens begin to realize something. Could Britain have foreseen this plot and chosen not to warn Canada? Britain planned to war Malta earlier, and also would not allow Canadian and American ships to enter Gibraltar. Did Britain know that allowing the ships to pass Gibraltar would certainly result in their death? Nothing has been confirmed... but the rumours fly around anyways. BTW Missiles used on American cities are NOT nuclear. Simply stating that Canadian nuclear research does exist in a secret building somewhere in the 20-ish? million square kilometres of Canada there is to search.

Never said they were nuclear. Just stating the fact the Canadian nuclear research does exist. Just regular missiles.

All travel to Canada is suspended and trade is suspended too. Companies are allowed to develop businesses that mine, farm, etc at way reduced rates with approval from the Government, and Canada appears to be self-sustaining. Meanwhile, Canada begs for help from Europe against the Soviets - The USA, Soviet Union and Malta. Citizens of Ottawa burn down the American and Maltan embassies in Ottawa, and the American/Maltan flags are defaced in an extremely embarrassing manner by a particularly un-shy citizen. The Canadian Navy, or what is left of it, begins to attack Soviet naval positions near Victoria and St.Johns (Newfoundland). Hitting on the Soviet positions hard, Canada manages to clear out two pockets - for foreign aid to come through. The question is: "Will there be any?"

Hearing that Malta has turned against Canada, engineers, nurses, construction workers and even troops in Malta begin turning on the city. Killing citizens, shooting Maltan police officers, destroying buildings, and burning the Canadian Embassy in Malta down. The small garrison force in Valetta is unprepared and Canadian troops, stationed there to keep order, begin mass killings and burnings of the city.

Canada, having done some basic research on missiles, and having scraped the tip of the iceberg on nuclear bombs, sends several missiles at Washington, D.C, New York City, Chicago, Buffalo and Minneapolis - aiming at the downtown cores of those cities and important military bases. Canada calls it's emergency citizens militia into defensive mode - every single citizen with a registered firearm and those who are in the militia take up defense of their cities. Canada's valuable assets are transported to a secret location. Then, emptying it's military bases and leaving the citizen militia to defend, the military is split into 5 major divisions. 1 to attack Southwest British Columbia, 1 to attack Edmonton and Northern Alberta, and 1 to attack Calgary and Southern Alberta. Another division is sent, along with civilian militia, to the far north. The recently completed missile launchers hit Russian cities, although they are rather lacking on range - meaning that the Canadians unfortunately are unable to hit any Russian towns of importance. Canadian tanks are ready to go as well, and the medium sized, but well maintained air force begins diving deep and strafing troops entering the Canadian border. The Canadian Navy begins to run from the American navy - all except for the aircraft. They, having sustained losses, take what is left of the divisions and begin bombing American planes. A massive fight begins, just 15 minutes away from Gibraltar. The remaining ships begin to run deeper into the Mediterrean, headed for Malta. The Canadian navy is the same speed as the Americans however and the commanders use this to their advantage. Sending out some submarines and heavy bombers, along with ships equipped with rockets, those ships take incredible casualties, but manage to hold the Americans off until the bulk of the Canadian navy can exit American firing ranges. Meanwhile, a very tight air formation blocks American bombers from bombing Canadian ships.

The Canadian Army thanks Britain for their kindness in letting them pass international waters. In other news, Canada has decided to reach out to the non-player controlled nation of Morocco in secret. The Canadian and American troops pass through the Strait of Gibraltar uneventfully, and Gibraltar is now approximately 5 kilometers behind them - about 15 minute's travel as today is a beautiful sunny day.