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I used to refuse lip balm because it looks like lip stick and the dude thing is to let your lips crack open and bleed until they scab over. Unfortunately I have severe allergies right now and my lips were healing and then cracking again so now it looks like I either got in a scrap or have a herpes outbreak. Everything tastes like blood.

>when you're committed to being a meme even if it kills you

Rename Alliance Affairs "Amtrak Affairs" because it's all gonna get derailed anyway. 

Ayooooo

With the breakdown in spheres, IQ has officially won.

You know you've made it and you're a bigshot when you're having cold Chef Boyardee in a can with cheap cold beer for dinner, at 12:21 AM on a Saturday, while browsing a board for one of the most obscure games on the planet.

When you get another warn:

DOES ANYONE EVER JUST GET RLY HOT? *STARTS RIPPING OFF SKIN AND CLAWING INTO THE BONE*

When you sleep 8hrs for the first time in awhile, but the horrible dream you have makes you remember when you don't sleep that long anymore. Dreams are shit man.

They all tried and failed to stop me: the sjws, the communists, the thots, and now the globalists. Shifty is in every player category nomination. Not one edgelord that's pissed off the entire planet has pulled that off. #thelegend

Whenever I join a new AA:

When you die your bowels relax. Is this the sweet release of death?

Rolling Stones magazine called. They named me the best addition to Arrgh ever. Quote: "Looks like Arrgh finally found its treasure."

Me everytime I see a good shitpost on here:

I boil my own piss and use the salts as seasoning. I call it the "spice of life." Available now in all major grocery stores.

Why have an FA team, when you can have an F-18?

#TopGun

I AM IRON MAN

This is what we give thanks for this week:

Rare image of planet Ayy lmao- NASA, 2017 Colorized

Final Round of nuking Pantheon begins tonight. Be there or be a rectangle.

Shifty would like to thank all his supporters for this amazing year of shitposting. It was you who made this possible. 

When people tell me to stop posting:

Shifty is the only one who can stop the globalists.

I don't piss excellence, I piss perfection.

To everyone I have offended with my posts, sorry....sorry I didn't say what was on my mind earlier.

No in-game goods for RL goods.

I'm gonna need a new source of fresh o-negative organs.