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[sKYPE SHIT] [3:42:08 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I think I've come to the realization that I !@#$ hate all of you. [3:42:45 AM] Katerina: (clap) [3:45:11 AM] Nikki: He's an incredibly smart man. [3:47:16 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I know I am. [3:48:00 AM] NiÄ·ki: I'm talking about Do_5601 [3:48:22 AM] NiÄ·ki: I don't know what kind of Napoleon complex you've got. [3:50:34 AM | Edited 3:51:41 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: It's not a complex. If an athlete is really good at a sport, and he knows it, you don't say he has a complex. He just knows something that's a fact. [3:52:56 AM] Nikki: But you have a Napoleon complex. [3:54:34 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: No, I just realize the fact that I'm smart. [3:55:00 AM | Edited 3:55:13 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Similar to how the hypothetical athlete realizes the fact that he's good at sports. [3:55:22 AM] Nikki: Well tell me what a Napoleon complex is then. [3:56:55 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Well you could compare it to say a bully. Someone who forces their will onto someone else [3:57:11 AM] Nikki: A Napoleon complex is having a big ego [3:58:17 AM] Nikki: But of course there is three commonly accepted answers. [3:59:12 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: We clearly have a different definition of what a napoleon complex is. But I don't want to argue semantics. [3:59:48 AM] Nikki: But I do in fact I'll send nudes to this site to prove I'm not short and dominating! [4:00:15 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Please don't. [4:00:22 AM] NiÄ·ki : No means yes [4:00:33 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're a !@#$er. [4:00:41 AM] Nikki: Thank you. [4:01:04 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I didn't mean it as a compliment. [4:01:18 AM] NiÄ·ki: But I did. [4:01:49 AM | Removed 4:02:14 AM] Nikki: This message has been removed. [4:01:55 AM] Nikki: But alas this offends Ansom. [4:02:00 AM] Nikki: Sooo... [4:02:31 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're still a !@#$er. [4:02:42 AM] Nikki: Don't make me blush Senpai. [4:04:13 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not trying to make you blush. I'm attempting to insult you because I don't like you very much. [4:04:26 AM] Nikki: Not here Senpai... [4:05:58 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I guess I can't insult stupid people because it flies over their head. [4:06:55 AM] Nikki: Oh contraire you're the stupid one. [4:08:14 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I mean, you can tell yourself that if it makes you feel better. [4:08:50 AM] MrBooty: why are you having this argument [4:09:00 AM] MrBooty: im only up because I have a huge essay to write [4:09:04 AM] MrBooty : this is a waste of time [4:09:07 AM] Nikki: Because it's fun arguing with uptight people. [4:09:07 AM] MrBooty: you both should sleep [4:09:35 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: eep_333 is a !@#$er, and I felt like making that known. [4:10:00 AM | Edited 4:10:58 AM] Nikki: But hear me out on this bro and I know this may be a difficult task but just mute the app. [4:10:20 AM] Nikki: But that's kind of out there already buddy. [4:12:31 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not your "bro," nor am I your buddy. [4:12:38 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I have a better idea though. [4:12:56 AM | Edited 4:13:10 AM] Nikki: I was talking to mr Austin, not you friend. [4:13:36 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not your friend either. [4:13:51 AM] Nikki: Alright bud. [4:14:23 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Eat broken glass. [4:14:58 AM] MrBooty : i dont know how to mute the app [4:15:04 AM] Austin Spezia-Shwiff: anyway continue arguing [4:15:11 AM] Nikki: I'd do anything for you Senpai. [4:15:43 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Would you commit suicide? I can provide the razors for you. [4:16:11 AM] Nikki: And you just left swipe the bit were you choose your chat and press the bell. [4:16:45 AM] Nikki: And you're quite write I need to try this suicide thing, my mostly hairless body needs a bit of shaving. [4:18:28 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I almost feel bad for you. [4:18:38 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: !@#$ off. [4:19:08 AM] Nikki: You shouldn't for I am 12! I've yet to grow a single hair besides my head hair and peach fuzz. [4:19:51 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I wasn't referring to you being hairless, dipshit. [4:20:08 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: This is !@#$ torture. I'm done replying. [4:20:19 AM] Nikki: Great! [4:20:47 AM] Nikki: This is a victory for Cynthia Mary Titus! [4:21:08 AM] Nikki: And coincidently time for bed. [4:21:20 AM] MrBooty: Kurdanak [4:21:23 AM] kurdanak: boooo [4:21:30 AM] kurdanak: (Censor), who are you in-game? [4:21:40 AM] Nikki: Nikki [4:21:41 AM] kurdanak: This conversation has been hilarious to watch. [4:21:41 AM] MrBooty: u !@#$er. u never reply to my things on skype but you respond here? [4:21:44 AM] kurdanak: [4:21:50 AM] kurdanak: (my lips are sealed emoj) [4:21:55 AM] MrBooty: i will declare on rose now [4:22:09 AM] MrBooty: since i know you secretely run them [4:22:13 AM] Nikki: Uh oh more angst in this chat. [4:22:41 AM] kurdanak: Oh hey, I did miss a call more than a week ago [4:22:45 AM] kurdanak: lolshwoops [4:22:54 AM] kurdanak: I normally mute these chats while I'm doing something [4:25:14 AM] kurdanak: Dusty Titus [4:25:24 AM] kurdanak: Who are you so I can properly appreciate your fine work D:< [4:25:46 AM] kurdanak: no u skype emoji [4:26:02 AM] MrBooty: hahaa [4:26:29 AM | Edited 4:26:54 AM] Nikki: I am Nichole Mary Anne Titus. [4:26:39 AM] Nikki: Or Nikki of you will. [4:27:01 AM] kurdanak: (sun) [4:27:19 AM] katerina: Nichole Mary Anne Titus??????? [4:27:27 AM] Nikki: You won't understand. [4:27:33 AM] kurdanak: (abe) <-- why is this an emoji [4:27:52 AM] Nikki: For I am Dusty's sister! [4:29:06 AM] Katerina: (tubelight) [4:29:35 AM] Nikki: Or something along those lines, and curwaw my friend it's simply meant to represent the people who haven't learned the alphabet. [4:29:58 AM] kurdanak: I see, I see. [4:30:09 AM] Nikki: Such as I. [4:30:16 AM] Katerina: E comes after B [4:30:28 AM] Nikki: For I am but a figment of my brothers imagination. [4:30:48 AM] kurdanak: (tandoori) ah yes, the noble tandoori chicken [4:31:07 AM] Katerina: Dusty offer him some acid before you explain this [4:31:11 AM] Nikki: That makes little to no sense [4:31:26 AM] Nikki: I would but I'm in severe mental distress. [4:32:26 AM] Katerina: (beer) <--- [4:32:45 AM] kurdanak: (heidy) <--- [4:32:48 AM] Katerina: drink that with the chicken [4:33:34 AM] Katerina: May I feed the squirrel? [4:33:38 AM] kurdanak: (Squirrel Emoji Spam) [4:33:49 AM] kurdanak: I hope you brought a lot of food [4:34:34 AM] Katerina: (Penguin Emoji Spam) [4:35:08 AM] Katerina: SO ADORABLE >_< [4:35:11 AM] kurdanak: NOW FIGHT [4:35:39 AM] kurdanak: (cat) [4:35:44 AM] kurdanak: PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME [4:36:05 AM] Nikki: Speaking of fighting why is that governor so uptight? [4:38:26 AM] Katerina: http://img6.cache.netease.com/game/2015/1/28/20150128110025f681f.gif [4:38:36 AM] Katerina: Im gonna make dat my new sig [4:38:38 AM] Katerina: =P [4:45:42 AM] kurdanak: I think that's a question that can only be answered through more riveting conversation, of course. :> [4:46:34 AM] kurdanak: So I know who Dusty Titus is now (or something), next: who is our dear (Censored)? (My lips are sealed emoji) [4:49:37 AM] Katerina: Katerina (wasntme emoji) [4:51:14 AM] kurdanak: yay \o/ [4:51:17 AM] kurdanak: two down [4:51:20 AM] kurdanak: three dozen to go [4:51:55 AM] Katerina: Three Dozen? [4:52:07 AM] Katerina: Most people have same name as in game [4:52:44 AM] kurdanak: I guess this is the OS group chat or something, so I wouldn't know most of you [4:53:14 AM] kurdanak: I must discover who Fapman is. other than the worst superhero ever. [4:53:31 AM] kurdanak: (tmi) [4:53:55 AM] Nikki: No just a person who is even more annoying than I. [4:54:02 AM] kurdanak: [4:54:20 AM] Katerina: XD yeah I was told not to add him [4:54:57 AM] Nikki: And it's not even fun annoying it was the childish 12 year old annoying. [4:55:30 AM] Katerina: Really bae said he was creepy [5:09:59 AM] Katerina: what are yall still up doin? [6:10:55 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Wondering when Ansom is gonna throw another suicidal fit and kick everyone out of the chat room. [6:11:09 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: For like, the 20th time. [6:12:22 AM] Katerina: If your gonna talk shit about him you wont have to. I'll gladly portray the role. [6:13:11 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: It's not talking shit, it's predicting the inevitable. [6:13:23 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: He hasn't done it for a while. [6:13:55 AM] Katerina: Its not predicting its provoking [6:15:24 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not provoking. If I was, I'd come out and tell him to go get !@#$ed and die. I didn't. I was merely wondering when his next episode was gonna be. [6:17:35 AM] Katerina: But knowing he is sensitive enough to kick people "For like, the 20th time." asking that would upset him causing a "suicidal fit" [6:18:20 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not here to coddle a "sensitive" person. [6:18:48 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: If he wants a safe space, tell him to go to Tumblr. [6:21:03 AM] Katerina: Or you could revoke your ego and admit that all though your intent isn't to start shit. You can see how bringing this up and if he reads it will upset him. [6:21:50 AM] Katerina: Lets focus on [6:21:52 AM] Katerina: He hasn't done it for a while. [6:21:58 AM] Katerina: instead. [6:22:35 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I have a much better idea. [6:23:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I know we live in an age of conspiracy, where every !@#$ idiot with google thinks that medicine causes autism and stupid shit like that. [6:23:43 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: But if Ansom really is that "sensitive" and depressed, i suggest he goes and gets help. Like a therapist and/or medication. [6:24:44 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Because as I said, it's not mine or any other persons place to coddle his dumbass. If he can't take any form of criticism or insults, especially on the internet. He's !@#$ed [6:25:04 AM] Katerina: I think the age we live in is of disrespect. [6:25:32 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Ansom has done nothing to earn my respect. [6:25:42 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Respect is earned, not given. [6:25:57 AM] Katerina: No but courtesy is [6:26:24 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Who says? [6:28:51 AM] Katerina: You would think if he "really is that 'sensitive' and depressed" you could show him the courtesy of perhaps not picking at his mental conditions [6:29:04 AM] Katerina: because if they are real [6:29:10 AM] Katerina: isn't that damaging [6:29:13 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm sorry that he's not a special snowflake in my eyes. [6:29:28 AM] Katerina: He doesn't have to be special [6:29:31 AM] Katerina: but he is a human [6:29:46 AM] Katerina: so be polite [6:30:00 AM] Katerina: especially in his "house" [6:30:24 AM] Katerina: This is our chat to put it mildly [6:30:33 AM] MrBooty: I mean I kind of have to wonder what your deal is govena [6:30:42 AM] MrBooty: You seem to be picking a fight with everyone [6:31:07 AM] MrBooty: Could you be one of those that thinks themselves better than everyone? Or someone insecure within themselves that goes after others because of this? [6:31:10 AM] MrBooty: :/ [6:31:14 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Well my "deal" is probably something that you share. And that "deal" is that I don't like to put up with stupid bullshit [6:32:15 AM] Katerina: Im sorry we aren't all sociopaths [6:32:22 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Rofl [6:32:55 AM] MrBooty: I mean [6:33:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're right though, he is human. Which means he's entitled to something. It's not politeness though, it's jack shit. [6:33:09 AM] MrBooty: Telling multiple people to kill themselves...... in one day [6:33:34 AM] Katerina: Yup, he has jack shit. [6:33:44 AM] Katerina: but least he has a heart [6:34:12 AM] Katerina: You want everyone to be purely logical and that isn't going to score you much [6:34:18 AM] MrBooty: ... is pretty extreme [6:35:30 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Well, I do have a heart Katerina. Otherwise I wouldn't be alive right now. [6:35:40 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You kind of need a heart in order to live. [6:36:20 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: And Austin, I regret to inform you that Your birth certificate is actually an apology letter from the abortion clinic. [6:36:27 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: So kindly !@#$ off [6:36:30 AM] Katerina: Alright well Governor, I need you to remove what you said about Ansom in chat or I will remove you from the chat. P.s. thanks for proving my point. [6:36:34 AM] MrBooty: haha you have to be kidding [6:37:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You sound like a SJW now. [6:37:13 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Wanting to censor free speech. [6:38:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You are the absolute epitome of being a !@#$ idiot. [6:38:24 AM] Katerina: No an idiot would let you hang around [6:38:30 AM] MrBooty: When you call everyone idiots it wears out the insult [6:38:56 AM] Katerina: So does this mean you wont remove it? are you that stubborn? [6:40:07 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: No, I'm just not "sensitive" [6:40:46 AM] Katerina: Your attacking my boyfriend. Most people would get their ass beat for that behavior. [6:40:56 AM] Katerina: So say your final insults [6:40:59 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. [6:41:15 AM] MrBooty: Dude youre the first person to have talked shit to be in like a year [6:41:25 AM] MrBooty: And I think that's the same for some of the other people here [6:41:28 AM] MrBooty: you have a problem [6:41:35 AM] MrBooty: that dosent involve us [6:41:56 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're half correct. I do have a problem. But it does involve you. [6:42:04 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're all !@#$. [6:42:22 AM] Katerina: I mean least I get to !@#$ something [6:42:27 AM] Katerina: your stuck with your hand [6:42:57 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: What kind of !@#$ argument is that? [6:43:13 AM] Katerina: Oh its called being a smartass [6:43:28 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: A porn star could use that exact same argument, it wouldn't make them any more right or intelligent. [6:43:30 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I want you to take a moment and reflect at how much of a failure you are. [6:44:03 AM] Katerina: What did I fail at? [6:44:42 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Well I don't know your life story, but from what I can tell. You failed at everything. [6:44:59 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I almost feel bad for you. Almost [6:45:12 AM | Edited 6:45:40 AM] Katerina: Well since you're intelligent you would know that's not possible [6:45:24 AM] Katerina: I can tie my shoes [6:45:36 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Congrats. [6:45:45 AM] Katerina: Thank you [6:45:47 AM] Katerina: [6:45:55 AM] Katerina: I can also hold a fork [6:46:18 AM] Katerina: And sometimes if I try really hard I can remember to breath [6:47:35 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I was about to ask how you were even able to manage to breath. [6:48:01 AM] Katerina: Sometimes I gasp for air [6:48:07 AM] Katerina: but that's okie [6:48:15 AM] Katerina: I got an oxygen tank ready [6:48:33 AM] Katerina: My mommy set it up for me [6:48:36 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Were you a failed abortion? [6:48:46 AM] Katerina: its real nice I can wheel it around [6:48:53 AM] Katerina: Yeah [6:49:09 AM] Katerina: i gave my mom a staph infection [6:49:19 AM] Katerina: But I made it [6:49:26 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You should be the poster child for why we shouldn't defund planned parenthood. [6:49:44 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Because you're !@#$ hopeless. [6:49:49 AM] Katerina: They only want black babies though [6:49:54 AM] Katerina: =( [6:51:06 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Eat broken glass and choke on it. [6:51:50 AM] Katerina: I don't have glass =( would try bleach but my mommy keeps it locked up in the cabinet [6:52:12 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Shut the !@#$ up. [6:52:19 AM] Katerina: Most my cups are dollar store so they plastic [6:52:32 AM] Katerina: But they come in cool colors! [6:52:39 AM] Katerina: I'll show you!!!! [6:53:27 AM] Katerina: See! all plastic! [6:53:46 AM] Katerina: I like the pink ones =3 which one you like? [6:54:48 AM] ***Katerina pokes The Governor Philip Blake *** [6:54:58 AM] Katerina: Hey mister [6:54:58 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: !@#$ you, you obnoxious little imbecile. [6:55:34 AM] Katerina: Ohhh my daddy told me the birds and bees story be4. [6:55:42 AM] Katerina: But im not old enough [6:55:46 AM] Katerina: Sowwy [6:56:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're such an ignominious !@#$ !@#$ [6:56:06 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Jesus [6:56:14 AM] Katerina: I am a female! [6:56:24 AM] Katerina: Oh your Christian too!!!! [6:56:28 AM] Katerina: Oh what kind? [6:56:32 AM] Katerina: I'm methodist [6:57:18 AM] *** The Governor Philip Blake has left ***

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They changed that chat...that was spiderman chat... :'( Whenever you leave for 5 seconds cuz ISIS Propaganda steadily flows through it, they change that shit on you. I cri eri tim. Such Dissapointment Ibrahim. Imma make my way back in that chat and put more porn in there... Allah-titties-in-the-chat-ackbar

Date Sender Receiver Banker Money Food Coal Oil Uranium Lead Iron Bauxite Gasoline Munitions Steel Aluminum 1) 02/07/2016 Odd Squad Bank Aftermath Korrigan Glacier Isles $0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 1,000.00 2) 02/07/2016 Odd Squad Bank Aftermath Korrigan Glacier Isles $13,000,000.00 50,000.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 3,000.00 3,000.00 5,000.00 2,000.00 If you need me to steal anymore money and resources, don't hesitate to ask.

I'm in total need of financial gain says the guy who fled to GPA and they turned him down so he ran back.

Updated. Will clear some things up, with way more clean version. Shuriken sitting in the middle of the VE target line means they've declared on the same people. The conjoined line Shuriken's flag sits on, moves up to the Alpha declare line, meaning everyone connected has declared on Roz Wei. Black Knights sitting in the middle of the The $yndicate's target line means they've declared on the same people. The chola sitting on the one line pointing to The Light Federation means they have solely declared on The Light Federation. Conjoined lines, such as the one on the Mensa Benefiting side means that everyone has declared on where that arrow is pointing.

Lord Of Puns, I think you the Arrgh, Political Pirates, Vanguard and Mensa stuff shouldn't be included here. They were more of a prologue to the current war going on.

Will get on that, and it's not necessarily that they declared in favor of said alliance but it did however benefit, I feel like having two colored lines, showing which side of the war it benefits looks nice that a bunch of random black lines, if that makes sense?

Really? hmmm, what about "Social Justice WARriors"?

What's the significance of that name, that's oddly specific.

It is the 4th world war, but it needs a fancy name.

Got it

What should we name the war? In favor of this post: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/10993-great-mensa-rose-war-tracker/ I've mapped it out with a cleaner look to it. Be sure to look at that post as it specifies the details of the war. The file I'm using also can be edited if there are other declarations and shit. Needless to say, I was bored, it was 2 am and I just go photoshop, so I found something to do. Being it's the month of Valentine's Day, my cheesy war name suggestion is "From Rose with Love."

o/ Shuriken o/ Celestial Union

You should ask that guy, Anus Beadus, I'm sure he knows.

That broke?

Moar papa franku?

my nig where's the candy crush sub forum?

Ansom sends his regards:

Go buy mine. Sent you a trade offer.

Next up; Ogaden posts nudes; Mensa sends peace.

If I did I did a damn good job cuz I don't normally delete them.