His a$$ isn't round
His penis is so small it makes women frown
His nation is too small for me to attack
As much as he wishes he still isn't black
Obsessed with trains
He can't bring the pain
Put a transvestite eunuch on a pole and he'll make it rain
Oh, don't make me start again
I hope he doesn't pass his face on to the next of kin
He bans me from skype calls like a noob
It is pretty frustrating that he is so r00d
I'll smack him every day and night like a tether
I have no idea how he keeps it together
It's obvious that all of his friends are fair-weather
If he wore any clothes it would be Kevlar
ok ok ok,
His legs look like they were sculpted from clay
He really isn't bae
Nobody ever sees him and says yay
The sad part is
He's not new to the biz
He's been on this earth for tons of years
Yet all he creates from anyone is tears
I'm just about done
You know I wish I could say that this is fun
But Shellhound is so bad that he's no pun