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Dude I don't actually think they're slot-filling. I think that they are legitimately rolling their own allies. Which is legal but obviously a truly absurd strategy... that may actually get them what they want.

Condolences for your loss mate, and I'm glad my post helped spawn this one. All jokes people make aside, TCW has been a force in this game, and I'm glad that you have been the leader.

Meant to say "beat the shit" but then wanted to change it to snot so there wasn't a cussword... and obviously I changed the wrong word Mods plz take down this OOC post he's supposed to say "Hodor". Also blame DtC for that first one

Currently I have received about 1.5 billion dollars in damage from the BK and NPO side of the war (Coalition B). In spite of that, I want to compliment them. I've been in some voice chats and some text conversations with NPO and BK members. I've found them to be super fun to talk to and also fair when assessing certain aspects of the war. I think they are worthy opponents and that they add to the game with their perspectives and actions. I also think that I'd get along with these people in real life, and I hope they stick around in this game. Do I want to rek everybody in their alliances and allies until nothing is left? Yes. Do I think they're a bit crazy because they think that they're winning? Yes. Do I think P&W communism is crazy and dumb and I hope that NPO fails miserably in this experiment? Yes. Did NPO piss me off by ignoring me in a skype call like 4 years ago? Yes. Do I think Frawley is a cuck for being identified in a spy attack against me? Yes. That said, I have a personal liking of many of them, and of many of their coalition buddies. I will not be upset if I fight on their side in the future, even as we snot the shit out of each other right now. Let's remember that this is a game, and that people being on the bad guys side of the war (in this case the NPO and BK side In My Super Humble Opinion) does not actually mean anything about them irl. This is a game, we are a community, and we should be careful in choosing our words to each other. Long ago I was accused of using multies... and the kinds of things that were said to me were pretty horrible and negatively impacted me. On the other hand, when I was severely depressed and contemplating suicide as a freshman in college, this game really helped me feel much less isolated. (Don't worry though, I am fine now ) Yes, f*&^ NPO and their bi-polar world fantasy (except for the micro-sphere homie Keshav <3), but also this is a game and we should be having fun. Please do not forget that.

why does everyone hate sri lanka? I am out of the loop.

Not sure if you're kidding, but this is what I was referring to https://npowned.net/pw-war-statistics/conflict/12. We are winning by 303 billion dollars Some of our top guys have dropped military, and I believe we have kicked people who were ignoring orders, as any serious alliance would. Again, alliance score is not necessarily indicative of a whole lot. Are you actually seriously claiming to be winning because of our chart? If we were to accept a bunch of totally inactive applicants and boost our score, would you say we were "coming back"? BTW, this war we became first in score again, 5 years after Rose initially topped the alliance rankings. No other alliance has that much lasting success.

Basically the only reason we don't think of the Soviets like we do the Nazis (both in terms of human rights and in short-livedness) is because the actual Nazis were around at the same time. Soviet and Stalin defenders basically only have the "Well the Nazis were worse!" argument, which isn't as impressive when you consider that the Soviets were Nazi collaborators and allies, covered up Nazi war crimes before they knew they could use them politically, and had most of the same enemies as the Nazis (hence the collaboration).

Upvoting just because I like the creativity put into this. ... but we are winning this war, and your allies have been bragging since forever about how their mass member one tier alliances are better than having strong, large nations. I agree that having all of the whales in the same sphere is an issue though, but tbf last war it was IQ and friends beating Grumpy and most of the whales. I don't think the current sides are going to last, at least not the KERTCHTOG coalition. Remember that KETOG and Chaos were literally fighting EACH OTHER 2 weeks before this war.

Something interesting that's being missed is that Coalition B isn't really making any progress as far as total damage. I have no clue how, but since about a week and a half ago when the dominant narrative was "well now Coalition B is going to start evening the damage a little since they've lost/sold all of their infra" they've gone from -300b damage to... -302b. I personally have been fighting 8ish coalition B members at a time with A TON of infra in each city, but my net damage has barely gone down (and should go up dramatically when I lose said infra). I think people are missing this aspect.

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/timeline/war=469340 what about this one? This war lasted 5 days and no one attacked? edit: or this one? https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/timeline/war=469341

Wait so your alliance told you to back off... and then let another guy get the treasure? i guess I can sort of see how this could be just really sloppy treasure transferring, but I think it’s pretty obvious how I thought it was slot filling (having a war last for three days and doing 1.5 infra damage only to peace). The fact that the second attacker did a full Airstrike fight right after he saw this post only to switch back to naval attacks when this thread calmed down also doesn’t look great. Lmao so you can declare, sit on someone for 2 days, and then peace out when you were “asked to”? I guess this is a good war tactic I should try.

In the first war he declared and hasn’t attacked, in the second he did like 3 single ship attacks and then offered peace. https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/timeline/war=473868 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/timeline/war=473232

Hello, as some of you know we had our first official show on Factory Fresh Media last Friday.The fantastic Sweeeeeeet Ronny D came on our show to trash talk just about everyone (including MrBooty). You can find the first recording here: It was a great show imo. Also please remember to subscribe to updates about my show by clicking the peach icon on the Factory Fresh media page (it's the one I have highlighted). We're trying to have another show this Friday, but I will be in the foreign territory of Alaska on a boat so we may not be able to. Thank you to all of those who tuned in to the first episode or who have listened to it after :D.

Hello everyone! I am super duper excited to announce that PrimeTime BootyTime has both an official weekly time and an official co-host! Our first regular show will be on Friday, July 5th at 7 PM Pacific Time (10 eestern tyme). Kimmy and I will be talking about the war and the performance of certain major alliances, as well as any major news updates that come up. We’ll wrangle guests during this week, and hopefully this time some of them decide to show up on time. We will be doing this show in the Factory Fresh Media discord group assuming that Charlie ever gets around to making a channel for us. We will also be looking for advertisers to buy ads on our show. Charlie and Kev are beaurocrocucks and so they’ll need to approve any ad before we play it, but we can also make the ads for you if you’d like. We're going to try to record it and put it somewhere, but there's nothing like hearing it live . Please hit me up if you need help getting to the discord channel or if you're lonely

thank you! Noted. I am so appreciative I wont write a diss track for the second part of this

Yup You were really good on great job It was a little depressing though, and made me want to sob that said I dont know how to record shows someone should show me and be a bro wank spank Money in the bank Rose rolling like a tank Smoking our opponents like that dank You should listen in Maybe even call in That would be a big win Our guest list is a little thin

Hey everyone Prime Time Booty Time will be returning tomorrow, June 25th, at 9 p.m. Pacific time (12 pm Eastern for you eastcoastcucks)! Join the Rose discord server to listen in! DTCJustice, Kevonia, and Charlie Traveller (more famously knows as the bullshit babbler) will probably be on the show, as will some potential special guests! We'll discuss the war, the politics, and the fact that Rose is likely about to become the number 1 alliance in nation score! Yup

Im down Charlie has been ignoring the crap out of me tho so maybe not

Yup You're still going to get spanked, even though you brought in the alliance of bank You best build up fortification, and build up your tanks Our lower tier is screwed though rip that said, the damage will only amount to a nip

You're not being attacked while we have all this lag lol

Yes. Pacific time master time.

EVERYONE IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: IM A MORON AND I HAD TO PUSH THE TIME FOR THE RADIO SHOW BACK SINCE I HAVE SOMETHING AT 7

What is up yo Im going to put on a show Going to spread it by radio and share with the world my mad flow It's going to be at 8:30 pm pacific and 11:30 pm eastern time this Saturday, the 15th. The channel will be #prime-time-booty-time-chat in the Rose discord, and after the official show we will open up the voice channel to everyone, creating the largest clusterfrick in orbis radio history. Here is the tentative schedule (please note the show could start later if an irl meeting I have runs over, though I hope it wont :O) 1-30: Rose, Old Leaders, and then New Leaders. We will discuss the earlier part of the game in which I was sort of relevant and in the loop and hopefully tell fun stories you havent heard before. 30-35: Me bragging about prowess on test server 35-42: Me talking with Nao about him being a homie 42-43: Excessive Drinking 43-73: Kev, Charlie, and Dio. We will discuss the current game and a bit of the olden times 73-73: I mute myself while crying heavily 73- 80: “Talking Shit” with potential special guests 80-81: MrBooty begging for in-game money like a little &#33;@#&#036; 81-82: MrBooty apologized to Jean Parisot 82-84: MrBooty performes Jean Parisot rap 84-92: I dont have anything planned for this but lets be blunt we are definitely going to run over time a bit so this is a cushion time for when we inevitably do 92: Literally everyone in the chat is unmuted. Some of our guests may leave but MrBooty will stay. MrBooty never backs down from the chaos. *No that was not an endorsement or insult of chaos bloc. **frick chaos block and bullshit babbler ***no actually I really like the idea behind chaos bloc I’ll prolly talk about this during the show Edit: Hey, I'm a cuck and so I said the wrong time... I have something then. Please peep the time change. The one now in the post is right.

hahahha thank you guys. Also I actually did used to be the leader of the 14th largest alliance. I will try to l dig up old treaties since some of them were pretty gold.