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Welcome. Oh and you should put a 5 paragraph essay on your experiences in joining the game there, but since it's your first day, we'll give you a 1 day extension on posting it

Welcome and I am quite well today, thank you. How are you?

Welcome! Remember that selling resources is a good way for new nations to gain moneis!

Welcome! Remember to join an alliance before you leave beige!

Best of a bunch of terrible options...

I think you should conduct all your negotiations here in this topic, in the name of total transparency

You already have Oh and welcome

Welcome! Random new person advice: The market fluctuates a lot, make sure to use that to your advantage.

The moon revolves around him in a perfect circle?

But your fact contradicts my fact! How can he raid if he's on beige?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WqwFhX6Cqg

We do not recognize this UN you speak of. If it is supposed to stand for underwear gnomes, then you should be aware that there is a silent g in gnomes Further the nation of The Locos, does not recognize the authority of any gnomes, let alone underwear gnomes.

Could you do an even longer answer, perhaps including some reasons and stuff? Not that I disagree with you, just, you know for the sake of keeping this interesting

Looks around at all the awkwardness...please continue

I think now might be the time for everyone (else) to join together and purge the neutral menace!

Welcome! Random new person fact: Raiding people is VERY profitable, especially when you're first starting out.

Yeah I get that. But if you read what the message says, it says: You've hit him within the last 84 turns, you have to wait 90 turns to hit him again, which, unless I'm missing something, doesn't make much sense...

Are you really the borg?

I'm sorry, you may only have the opinion assigned to you by our benevolent GPA rulers

You spamming me with the same one word welcoming that you've spammed 20 other topics with really warms my soul...

So I went to declare a nice little war against some inactive fellow and got the following message (I've removed the name of the nation in question= Now to my knowledge 90.95 is more than 84, so something isn't quite right here. Either it's simply worded quite weirdly or it is actually more than 84 turns...

But think about it! If law enforcement is privatized then you could have a company that does both law enforcement and prisons! Awesome business model right there!

Welcome Random new person trivia: Did you know that you have more war slots in this game than you do in (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways)?