Washington D.C. is a new nation, nigh upon a day old. But already it has the telltale signs of a nation that will leave the world forever changed in it's wake. The Commander-in-chief, President-elect, Frank Underwood, has seen fit to equip it with the mightiest military in the land, that is, if you have a score below 30. He has put this new military to work, conquering lesser states for the bounty of their ultimately futile efforts to make a great nation. Under the charismatic and insightful leadership of Frank Underwood, these victories have been overwhelming triumphs for Washington, resulting in less than a 5% casualty rate. Here, the fruits of his and our labor can be seen:
Today, Washington D.C. is a small nation, with only one city, Capitol Hill. But like all great empires, it shall rise like a phoenix from the ashes of less magnificent birds, and the day will come when our great saviour will sit resplendent upon a throne of marble overlooking the greatest civiliation known to man. The staircase to this throne will be built upon the graves of those who stood in his way. Pray you are not one of them.