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The Orbis World War in a Nutshell (Comedy)

Oskar

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*Guardian, Mensa and Seven Kingdoms all declare war on Viridian Entente*

General Community: Yeah, let's go Axis Powers! VE has had their throne long enough.

 

 

*The Syndicate, World Wrestling Federation, Black Knights, Rose, United Purple Nations, Green Production Agency, Uranicus Socialitas and Cornerstone declare on the Axis Powers*

General Community: The Axis Powers are horrible. They never should have done this. This is treachery. Long Live VE! We've been on their side all along.

 

*VE is demoted to #2 rank*

General Community: Cool.

 

*Guardian and Seven Kingdoms exit top ten*

General Community: AWESOME!!!

 

*Mensa HQ gets rolled*

General Community: This just keeps getting better and better.

 

 

DEIC Involvement:

 

VoC member: Hey look, there's a world war happening, and our allies are involved! What are we going to do?

DEIC Representative: We have more important things to worry about. Let's watch them burn. Nothing we can do.

 

*Axis Powers approach VoC*

VoC Representative: Yeah, no. Not after everything you've done.

Tenages: But what about our treaty?!?!?!

DEIC Representative: Whoops, did I type MDP??? I meant to type ODP. So we are not obligated.

Tenages: Wow you are one [email protected]#$

Me: Lol sucks to suck

 

 

 

 

EDIT:

The Syndicate: We must defend neutrality!

Syndicate member: Is somebody attacking GPA???

Syndicate representative: Oh no, we're going to help VE roll the Axis Powers.

 

 

Produced by Official Reich Comedy

Written by King Oskar

 

 

Enjoy!

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You forgot about GPA!

 

EDIT: Added just for the lulz (Edit by Oskar)

 

Wow I like editing other people's comments.  :D

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Lacks comments about defending neutrality

 

And philanthropy

 

 

EDIT: Added (Edit by Oskar) (again) (Wow this is fun)  :D

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Lacks comments about defending neutrality

 

And philanthropy

Ok you're asking for it. Re-read in about 1 minute after I finish my edits.

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Hey, if Mortimer ever breaks free from his imprisonment, the end of times will be upon us. For the good of humanity we must keep him contained at all times. This is our most important duty.

 

Also, "sucks to suck" is officially our new motto. Thanks Oskar.

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Hey, if Mortimer ever breaks free from his imprisonment, the end of times will be upon us. For the good of humanity we must keep him contained at all times. This is our most important duty.

 

Also, "sucks to suck" is officially our new motto. Thanks Oskar.

Lol, no problem  ;)

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You forgot to mention that VE eventually regained its position as the #1 Alliance. 

 

VE ARE NUMBER 1 

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Do it daily instead. It's like a daily magazine full of satire and sarcasm.

I think I will do this. Thanks

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