George Clooney Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 UPN: Igor! EoS (after stabbing TAC with an electric prod): Yes, master? UPN: Why do you torment that thing so? EoS: It's what I do. UPN Igor. . .do unto others? EoS: Yes. . .before they do unto me! The above is this war in a nutshell, and makes just as much logical sense. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!" And you would be the Religion professor. Cool. Maybe next time UPN will seek Terminus Est's advice on what constitutes a proper preemptive strike. Given the past reputation of your alliance, that bar should be set extremely low. We might even strain a calf muscle stepping over it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!" And you would be the Religion professor. Cool. Maybe next time UPN will seek Terminus Est's advice on what constitutes a proper preemptive strike. Given the past reputation of your alliance, that bar should be set extremely low. We might even strain a calf muscle stepping over it. You just made an enemy out of the wrong !@#$ing people. Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!" And you would be the Religion professor. Cool. Maybe next time UPN will seek Terminus Est's advice on what constitutes a proper preemptive strike. Given the past reputation of your alliance, that bar should be set extremely low. We might even strain a calf muscle stepping over it. -Image removed- Edited October 30, 2014 by Fizban Inappropriate content Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I miss Mr. Blonde already. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caillou Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!" And you would be the Religion professor. Cool. Maybe next time UPN will seek Terminus Est's advice on what constitutes a proper preemptive strike. Given the past reputation of your alliance, that bar should be set extremely low. We might even strain a calf muscle stepping over it. I'm not entirely sure you have been here long enough to understand how TEst works, and where it came from. 1 Quote [17:17:58] <&Ashland> I will give you hops if you say this phrase: [17:18:13] <&Ashland> "Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard." [17:20:16] Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Khestra Posted October 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 30, 2014 Maybe next time UPN will seek Terminus Est's advice on what constitutes a proper preemptive strike. Given the past reputation of your alliance, that bar should be set extremely low. We might even strain a calf muscle stepping over it. It is the mark of true wisdom to recognize one's failings. Terminus Est's operators are standing by 24/7, available to render any and all political advice you may feel yourself deficient in, at reasonable and affordable rates for any income bracket. We also offer both beginner and advanced instruction in the delicate art of limbo, in order to prepare the unlearned for just how low that bar really is. Education is but one service we duly render to all of Orbis in order to truly make this world a better place. Live the simpler and more blissful existence you crave by calling us now toll-free at 1-800-BLU-DGOD, or 1-800-THE-WARP, and make the change you can believe in. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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