Redrum Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Guys, Guys I come with a warning from the future! The cows will rise! THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT! BUT! I come with good news! There is a way to save your selves! Our future scientists have found the cows weakness! If you wear a tinfoil hat the cows cannot see you! THAT IS THEIR WEAKNESS; TINFOIL HATS! You have been warned! Prepare! Prepare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 No No No! Don't you see? Look what improvements Redrum has in his cities: FARMS!!! The cow already walk among his people, he is but a pawn of them. Do not trust anything he says, DO NOT WEAR TINFOIL. The cows will see you and you will be NEXT!!! Of course if you would like to protect yourself from cattle, I would recommend buying a nice steel amulet which cows cannot approach, perhaps from my nation. In fact you should definitely come over here and spend money before the cows rise up. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.... Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 You obviously need STEEL hats! Quick, buy all the steel on the market before it's too late! Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrum Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 You obviously need STEEL hats! Quick, buy all the steel on the market before it's too late! of course Under tries and sells his steel in a spam post hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Steel hat? Pfft, untested pseudoscience. Buy oil instead! Just douse yourself in oil and set yourself on fire! The cow can't catch you if you're on fire 2 Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Lannister Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Have you been given inspiration from Weird Al's "Aluminum Foil" song? Quote There are no men like me, there is only me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkworld Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Now i only realise how dangerous cow is..don't worry let cook it..i love the meat very much yummy 😈😈😈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Soon, we'll all be subject to the ApoCOWlypse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrum Posted October 26, 2014 Author Share Posted October 26, 2014 Have you been given inspiration from Weird Al's "Aluminum Foil" song? Never heard of it? Soon, we'll all be subject to the ApoCOWlypse. HAHHAHAHAHAA nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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