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I swear, if you pick a random player, there’s at least a 20% chance they’re Australian.

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7 hours ago, Peeled Turnip(Havgle) said:

A&W makes better products...

Apologies, but under article 4 of our sponsorship contract we will need to roll you for defamation of the Coca-Cola Company. 

Please wait while a cool, crisp, refreshing Lemon-Lime Sprite is delivered to you at supersonic speeds :)

 

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2 hours ago, MCMaster-095 said:

I swear, if you pick a random player, there’s at least a 20% chance they’re Australian.

Pretty sure like 40% of TCW is Australian. 

2 minutes ago, Ryleh said:

Apologies, but under article 4 of our sponsorship contract we will need to roll you for defamation of the Coca-Cola Company. 

Please wait while a cool, crisp, refreshing Lemon-Lime Sprite is delivered to you at supersonic speeds :)

 

I prefer Mellow Yellow but Sprite will suffice for this purpose

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4 minutes ago, Jeric said:

Pretty sure like 40% of TCW is Australian. 

 

And this is precisely why TCW is so good!!!

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11 hours ago, JackRackham429 said:

 welp time to get TR a sponsorship from Marlboro

While I can applaud any capitalist endeavour similar to this, I have a hard time believing Alex would be fine with the ads and advocating for one of my favourite over-priced cancer-sticks, which you´d need to do in this game for such sponsorship to happen.  Soft drinks while arguably as dangerous to one´s health as cigarettes are just weirdly more accepted in western societies. 

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Where is my downvote button

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7 hours ago, Jeric said:

Pretty sure like 40% of TCW is Australian. 

Well, I guess Australia is in the Commonwealth, just a different one.

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4 hours ago, kalev60 said:

While I can applaud any capitalist endeavour similar to this, I have a hard time believing Alex would be fine with the ads and advocating for one of my favourite over-priced cancer-sticks, which you´d need to do in this game for such sponsorship to happen.  Soft drinks while arguably as dangerous to one´s health as cigarettes are just weirdly more accepted in western societies. 

you know, a lot of people will tell you about the marlboro man dying of lung cancer, however, he was 86 which is older than a lot of non smokers lived

thats besides the point, we repurposed marlmoro ads in our in game ads and recruiting messages just to see who all gets it

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1 hour ago, ReuKinChe said:

Well, I guess Australia is in the Commonwealth, just a different one.

 

8 hours ago, Jeric said:

Pretty sure like 40% of TCW is Australian

Sphinx is more than 40% of TCW

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To everyone wanting to corner the cigarette market, I already helped NPO do that a while ago.
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