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The Umbrella Corporation has recently been indirectly silenced in a lobby room in United Nations of Orbis, and hereby condemns these fascists who suppress freedom of speech protocols that has allowed our Corporation to thrive. With new ideas constantly pouring through our Home Office from our associates across the globe, we learned the importance of Freedom of Speech and have adopted a Open Door Policy. 

During an off the clock, our representative was directly threatened by Holy Britannia Empire's official. When the associate reported back, Home Office decided to release this statement:

 

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The United Nations of Orbis declares itself to be the protectors of liberty, life, and happiness however when discussions do not go their way, they will silence you in any means. How can you declare yourself a protector of liberties if you silence your opposition? The Umbrella Corporation was shocked and disturbed at the current views of the leaders in UNO, and hereby withdraw support of UNO. Any UNO nations that is not on our preferred customer/business list, your citizens can expect a higher increase of pharmaceutical costs. With Umbrella controlling the vast majority of pharmaceutical manufacturing gives Umbrella the ability to freely show how it feels towards the nations that support regulations that forbid Freedom of Speech. 

We will continue to condemn these supposedly sponsored regulations of UNO until they are shut down, and we will not back down from this stances. 

 

List of Preferred Business Partners:

Mog[Corp]

Socialist Ottoman Empire

German Empire

Wintery 

 

All Nations in the Preferred Business Partners list shall receive a discount of any Umbrella products by 40%. 

 

This discount can be voided at anytime for any reason. This discount expires in three months to this date, 9/10/2017 is the official starting date to this discount,  Umbrella also reserves the right to relinquish this discount to an individual at any time. By using this discount, you agree to Umbrella's Privacy and Terms of Conditions. By using this Discount, you agree to pay any taxes added to this transaction. This discount can only be used once per day. Attempting to use the discount more than once a day will resort in your discount being voided. Thank you for shopping with Umbrella!

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2 minutes ago, Reuben Cheuk said:

While we sympathise with Umbrella Corporation, those affected by the increased pharmaceutical prices are welcome to buy Reubenian treatments, for lower prices.

These actions directly affect our operations, as such any nation that trades with Reubenian Treatment shall receive a a further price increase. 

 

Until Britannia ends it's limiting of Free Speech, the Umbrella Corporation has no choice than to use its mass power in Healthcare to sway the positions that directly affects our associates.

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12 minutes ago, Abigail Griffin said:

These actions directly affect our operations, as such any nation that trades with Reubenian Treatment shall receive a a further price increase. 

 

Until Britannia ends it's limiting of Free Speech, the Umbrella Corporation has no choice than to use its mass power in Healthcare to sway the positions that directly affects our associates.

You shall not affect the livelihood of billions merely because you feel slighted. That is the action of a dictator.

We have an ultimatum: allow us to share the market, or we shall flood the market with cure blueprints, causing you to lose your monopoly entirely.

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Imperial Statement from The Holy Britannian Empire

The Holy Britannian Empire would like to apologize for any misunderstanding or offence our representative may have made during an off the clock interaction. The "threat" was redacted following an error of communication on Britannia's end.

We wholeheartedly apologize and hope Umbrella and Britannia can move past this and continue friendly and better relations in the future as well as ensure Umbrella products are sold in Britannian shelves.

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@Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you.  Thanks for the dankness.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Reuben Cheuk said:

You shall not affect the livelihood of billions merely because you feel slighted. That is the action of a dictator.

We have an ultimatum: allow us to share the market, or we shall flood the market with cure blueprints, causing you to lose your monopoly entirely.

Your ultimatum is a failure considering we own the majority of the Healthcare markets. And the remaining markets have been taken be other corporations that have already been established before your arrivement to Orbis. We have no reason to share an industry you have little experience in, and as for the so called blueprints of suppose cures isn't much of a threat to us. The mass population already distrusted your propoganda.

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1 minute ago, Lelouch Vi Britannia said:

Imperial Statement from The Holy Britannian Empire

The Holy Britannian Empire would like to apologize for any misunderstanding or offence our representative may have made during an off the clock interaction. The "threat" was redacted following an error of communication on Britannia's end.

We wholeheartedly apologize and hope Umbrella and Britannia can move past this and continue friendly and better relations in the future as well as ensure Umbrella products are sold in Britannian shelves.

Our ultimatum still stands, @Abigail Griffin

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2 minutes ago, Lelouch Vi Britannia said:

Imperial Statement from The Holy Britannian Empire

The Holy Britannian Empire would like to apologize for any misunderstanding or offence our representative may have made during an off the clock interaction. The "threat" was redacted following an error of communication on Britannia's end.

We wholeheartedly apologize and hope Umbrella and Britannia can move past this and continue friendly and better relations in the future as well as ensure Umbrella products are sold in Britannian shelves.

The Corporate Office will accept this offer, and as a show of grace, we will place Britannia on the preferred business list.

1 minute ago, Reuben Cheuk said:

Our ultimatum still stands, @Abigail Griffin

Still does not scare us. We worked hard for our position, and will not allow a new competitor that is intent on bullying us to gain a foothold.

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1 minute ago, Abigail Griffin said:

Your ultimatum is a failure considering we own the majority of the Healthcare markets. And the remaining markets have been taken be other corporations that have already been established before your arrivement to Orbis. We have no reason to share an industry you have little experience in, and as for the so called blueprints of suppose cures isn't much of a threat to us. The mass population already distrusted your propoganda.

Our cures are perfectly fine. When a nation relies on medicine to live past 40, they're sure to come up with something. If we were to flood the market with blueprints, you would lose a large source of income.

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20 minutes ago, Reuben Cheuk said:

Our cures are perfectly fine. When a nation relies on medicine to live past 40, they're sure to come up with something. If we were to flood the market with blueprints, you would lose a large source of income.

Not really. Your blueprints are worthless on the market, considering the population that deals with Umbrella are already healthy and living perfect lives. They will see your attempts to be false propaganda

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"While our government is not directly involved, we have, are, and always will stand by our allies, especially ones we deem to be so close. Our empire will continue to only buy product from Umbrella and will furthermore block any outside company, who is not under the good grace of our nation or that of our allies, from buying, selling, or operating within our borders."

-Emperor Zeus

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48 minutes ago, Sven Arnav said:

"While our government is not directly involved, we have, are, and always will stand by our allies, especially ones we deem to be so close. Our empire will continue to only buy product from Umbrella and will furthermore block any outside company, who is not under the good grace of our nation or that of our allies, from buying, selling, or operating within our borders."

-Emperor Zeus

This is why you get a permanent 70% discount. We truly will take care of our allies who support us. 

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The German Government will not support Reubian. Their threats and actions have gone too far, and are now affecting our friends in South America. President Wolf and the Nationalversammlung have agreed, the threat of Reubian is now an international one. Not a European threat. The German Government will cease all trade with Reubian, and will refuse entry of Reubian Cargo into German Ai spacer and Waters. The German Government will continue to watch this matter unfold, we stand united with Umbrella against the Reubian Threat. We will remain neutral in the Diplomatic spat between Britannia and Umbrella but hope for a peaceful resolve. 

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2 minutes ago, Prince Hunter of Bavaria said:

The German Government will not support Reubian. Their threats and actions have gone too far, and are now affecting our friends in South America. President Wolf and the Nationalversammlung have agreed, the threat of Reubian is now an international one. Not a European threat. The German Government will cease all trade with Reubian, and will refuse entry of Reubian Cargo into German Ai spacer and Waters. The German Government will continue to watch this matter unfold, we stand united with Umbrella against the Reubian Threat. We will remain neutral in the Diplomatic spat between Britannia and Umbrella but hope for a peaceful resolve. 

You realise our leader is Australian, right? They have this word, called 'banter'.

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This threat from our our ally, Reubenia, is an embarrassment to Nova Empire. We thought Reubenia was a nation to help all, but we now know your nation want to topple nation's economies. We do not support monopolies in any way, less it's necessary. However, we would not support the act of destabilizing a country's economy. Please stop the threats or our alliance ceases to exist, all of your goods and services entering our country will have a high tariff, our good will not enter Reubenia, and we'll increase security for Reubenian citizens. Please don't interpret this as us drifting from you, however your threat claimed by the German Government and this have forced us into this.

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6 hours ago, AwesomeNova said:

This threat from our our ally, Reubenia, is an embarrassment to Nova Empire. We thought Reubenia was a nation to help all, but we now know your nation want to topple nation's economies. We do not support monopolies in any way, less it's necessary. However, we would not support the act of destabilizing a country's economy. Please stop the threats or our alliance ceases to exist, all of your goods and services entering our country will have a high tariff, our good will not enter Reubenia, and we'll increase security for Reubenian citizens. Please don't interpret this as us drifting from you, however your threat claimed by the German Government and this have forced us into this.

I'm sorry that you think that way. I'd like to clarify our actions, because although our methods were, in hindsight, short-sighted and crude, our intentions were at least honourable.

We do not wish to destabilise any economies, because of the harm it would do to the people of that nation. Our problem is that Umbrella was prepared to raise healthcare costs for millions of innocent people, when it isn't even the people who are at fault. People suffer when they can't afford healthcare; my parents were doctors, and they witnessed many disadvantaged people die from lack of adequate healthcare. Reubenia wanted to assist people affected by this, by offering lower health prices. Our threats were incredibly stupid, but our intention was to help people.

Anyway, the spat which spawned this debacle has been sorted out, so it is time for us to sort out the debacle. @Abigail Griffin, on behalf of the Reubenian government I would like to apologise for our diplomat's poor behaviour, and I hope that we will be able to resume normal relations, on the condition that we are allowed to produce our own pharmaceuticals for our own people.

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Even though Reubenia apologized, it has just dammaged relations between Umberella same could be said for SOE. The Apology has not peformed much to fix the Improvements. They have shown lack of respect nor any other reason to be a good potential ally as all he has peformed is to make many enemies.
On the other hand, SOE is fully supporting Umberella's Interests and Intentions. The Trade of SOE will be more focused on the goods of Umberella.

 

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