iZeus Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) Little tip to Avansies's leadership: if you're total amateurs and have absolutely no clue what you're doing, don't go declare war on an AA incomparably stronger than yours (NPO). Unless NPO feels sorry for you (given how pathetic this entire situation is), you'll be a 2nd Storm Division. I'm pretty sure NPO won't even bother recognizing hostilities, given how utterly absurd this whole situation is. I like micros (the ones that actually put in effort to become good), but this constant, depressing micro drama on the OWF just strengthens my belief that Orbis should have relevant alliance wars more often. Otherwise we're stuck with crap like this. I absolutely agree. You've got that bang on, bro. These alliances sure are a bother... After consideration the attacks on United Strategic Union by New Pacific Order Avansies has come to the realization that we must attempt to defend our ally. Avansies has declared war on New Pacific Order in hopes that they will realize that bullying will get them no where. Events of The Avansies-GCB war up to this point: 1) USU is attacked by GCB by the member Infigira. 2) Avansies comes to USU's aid. 3) GCB members join in the assumption that they were attacked first. 4) GCB members are informed that Avansies came to the Aid of USU. Some GCB members offer peace and is accepted. 5) Peace between GCB and USU is established. 6) Infigira back stabs the peace between Avansies and GCB. 7) Avansies demands that Infigira be dealt with. 8) Comrade TCB claims that he informed all members to "have peace". Infigira launches another attack on Menephos. 9) Avansies launches a counter alliance attack to show it means business. 10) GCB members come to aid in the counter attack. 11) GCB members are informed to stand down and peace can be restored. Some members do but Infigira launches another attack. 12)USU attacks GCB in aid of Avansies. 13) NPO attacks USU in defense of GCB. 14) Declaration of war by Avansies on NPO. Avansies, why do you think you are so hard and powerful enough to actually declare war casually like that? You do know, we don't really care since we can brush you aside and flick you to the ends of the world if we actually wanted to, but we aren't bothered. We don't want to waste our time on you, no one wants to hear you trying to show your might by 'declaring on NPO'. So please, just keep quiet. You're embarrassing yourself, Avansies members. There is nothing wrong with small alliances fighting bigger alliances in my opinion. Fighting for your allies is nothing more than showing friendship too them. Why make such treaties if you cant stand by them? By being a coward is how. They may be amateurs but atleast they arent true cowards. Like I said though whether you think its stupid or not they are being good allies which is a great thing at this point in P&W. So when you make fun of micros fighting and think its a waste of time it truly isnt especially when there are 30 nations small and large fighting. They are fighting the good fight as well... screw communism. Goodluck Avansies Ps: Hit em hard so they cant rebuild for awhile!!! Uh oh, looks like you're not our biggest fan. But I'm not sure you know what actually happened - GCB (we are their protectors) attacked a member of USU, but that fight was peaced out - no more conflict between them two after then. That can be seen here: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/timeline/war=161726 But after, one Avansies member just decided to get involved for no absolute reason, and declared on the same GCB nation, AFTER the GCB nation peaced out with the USU nation. That can be seen here: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/timeline/war=161922 So, this Avansies alliance started this just because they just wanted to get involved, whatever reason I don't know. And now they declare on us because they're getting bullied... Edited November 2, 2016 by iZeus Quote --The Zeus of P&W.The Zeus of NPO.-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicente Martinez Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 FFS if you're gonna commit suicide by declaring war,at least do it in silence. Quote "If a person is satisfied with everything,then he is a complete idiot.A normal person cannot be satisfied with everything."~Vladimir Putin "Every human being makes mistakes."~Ian Smith We do not know what tomorrow will bring. We are not prophets. This is a step in the dark. We can only proceed into the future with faith.~Pieter Wilhelm Botha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmokenny Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 This brings a tear of joy to my eye. Fark will have its 10th birthday soon, and much of that time was spent under the thumb of NPO. Bite their ankles until you become friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmokenny Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajhIWG6ny6s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrispyGeneral Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I absolutely agree. You've got that bang on, bro. These alliances sure are a bother... Avansies, why do you think you are so hard and powerful enough to actually declare war casually like that? You do know, we don't really care since we can brush you aside and flick you to the ends of the world if we actually wanted to, but we aren't bothered. We don't want to waste our time on you, no one wants to hear you trying to show your might by 'declaring on NPO'. So please, just keep quiet. You're embarrassing yourself, Avansies members. Uh oh, looks like you're not our biggest fan. But I'm not sure you know what actually happened - GCB (we are their protectors) attacked a member of USU, but that fight was peaced out - no more conflict between them two after then. That can be seen here: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/timeline/war=161726 But after, one Avansies member just decided to get involved for no absolute reason, and declared on the same GCB nation, AFTER the GCB nation peaced out with the USU nation. That can be seen here: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/timeline/war=161922 So, this Avansies alliance started this just because they just wanted to get involved, whatever reason I don't know. And now they declare on us because they're getting bullied... No im not your biggest fan but only because of some of your members not gonna name any though. Either way maybe they want payback for it? Have you considered this option ever? Im guessing you havent realized that your protectorate raids other alliances too much theyve even raided one of our own. Quote Goomy: *Hot Goomy is 5 miles away from you and looking to have some fun* Guilo: O.O Click bait is sooooooo tempting Aoi Toori: Well its Goomy, who wouldn't? If Dillon A McCann is Ted Cruz then doesn't that make him the zodiac killer? Rip zodiac #EndofZodiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmokenny Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Thats a wee bit ironic there, dont you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iZeus Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Let the micros sort this out, how about that? Quote --The Zeus of P&W.The Zeus of NPO.-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Partisan, this looks like fun, Little nation micros going head to head over shenanigans, Lets have our big nation micros start some drama! The Coalition can join in too, and we will have a sweet 3 way fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Partisan, this looks like fun, Little nation micros going head to head over shenanigans, Lets have our big nation micros start some drama! The Coalition can join in too, and we will have a sweet 3 way fight. I are come fight you. Activate DEIC NAP. Urrr no betrayal. I surrender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Im Bored, Can some real nations join in too? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iZeus Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Im Bored, Can some real nations join in too? Nope, the war is over bro. Quote --The Zeus of P&W.The Zeus of NPO.-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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