Lannan13 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Do you or your family have any weird sayings? Things that people don't normally say. For example a dog is just called a D-O, almost like you're spelling it but never adding the G. Quote Tiocfaidh ár lá =Censored by Politics and War Moderation team= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 My four daughters, when they flatulate, they all say, "Excuse me, I just Fe-breezed". Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karrde Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I got looked at funny by my wife the other day for saying teaching children is like herding cats. Apparently that isn't a saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatnate Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I got looked at funny by my wife the other day for saying teaching children is like herding cats. Apparently that isn't a saying. That is absolutely a saying, I've always cautioned that training undergrads is like herding cats. Heard plenty of alternative versions too, you could always tell your wife that the internet says she's wrong (RIP). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Aw... I thought it said titties.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I got looked at funny by my wife the other day for saying teaching children is like herding cats. Apparently that isn't a saying. I use it too as a statement for kids in general. Taking them anywhere in public is like herding cats. Trying to get them to do chores is like herding cats. Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I always remember my old man declaring that any assorted thing "went over like a fart in church". Flat jokes, bad moves, or anything in general that causes awkward silences were the usual trigger. The other one is that X subject/action " is enough to piss off the pope." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 One of my aunt thinks Pluto is an island. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naturella Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 My father (r.i.p) thoroughly enjoyed the "Pull my finger" and fart thing. My sibs and I learned early on, don't pull dads finger after chili dog lunch. Phew!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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