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Angel Akuryo

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  1. *begins plotting to lure senpai into a trap and keep him there forever so no one else can see him ever again* I mean bake cookies for all the wonderful readers with his likeness, certainly nothing creepy or illegal going on here, no siree bob!
  2. Sheesh Dio, you're not trying to tell people you're easy are you?
  3. Another day of frightful staleness plagues the world of Orbis The players clamor for the next great hero of Dynamism™ A glimmer of hope shines, why on this day does TKR stretch well beyond three-hundred-twenty-thousand? Will Orbis finally be saved from the clutches of infinite boredom, by a long awaited skull smashing? Alas, it was simply not to be For all the hope which the people of Orbis had born on that day, was indeed slain in a fell instant As TKR unleashed their anticipated wrath, not against anyone relevant of meaningful, but against... Arrgh? For... raiding? Seriously? Oh boy. The people of Orbis shuddered, and desk manufacturers quintupled their sales to meet demand for objects to smash ones head into due to frustration. From her perch on Mount Olympus, Akuryo too was most disappointed, until it occurred to her Only an idiot would declare war on Arrgh with a bunch of useless nobody's to stop raiding! Thus she took herself to the Oracle, for a real answer. The Oracle obliged, and all became clear! Akuryo must warn the people of Orbis, do not fret! There is something interesting after all! Look, upon my vision given by the Oracle! Indeed only a fool would declare war on Arrgh with a bunch of people who can't even hit them, just to stop their raiding But it is clear, the issue is Arrgh's unfaithfulness! From the very beginning, Arrgh could never keep itself to one alliance! Always going to and fro, looking for the next exciting conquest! It was only a matter of time, before a few scorned alliances would punish them for such behavior! Though, in the future, pick a punishment they don't enjoy... This concludes what is probably obviously my first attempt at making a meme. Special thanks to @Dr Rush who taught me some crash course video editing to even make the attempt. If this is terrible, i highly suggest you blame him, it's obviously his fault and i am completely innocent and should not be held accountable in any way. Good night, Orbis!
  4. I can explain! I shall tell all shortly in orbis central.
  5. It's ok Verin, i'm sure Boki will let you do the honor pinning medals on all the relevant people when it's over :^)
  6. Inb4 Ceberus goes bankrupt like Lord and merges into polaris or whatever
  7. Much like that one vegan friend that gifts everybody a vegan cookbook, it's the thought which matters most.
  8. If you're going to die to endless hordes of heathens, may as well do it in defense of the God Emperor.
  9. We want there to be wars. We want to see TKR building up to over 320k score. We want to see this because everybody upon seeing this starts gossiping about whose skull is getting cracked. We were all so excited. This war dec is the Star Wars prequels of war decs. Anticapointment is the only word to describe it with. Instead of stabbing Rose in the face or cutting NPO's calves or something, you're basically shoving a bunch of kelptomaniac masochists against a wall and punching them repeatedly while declaring domination victory. I mean, it is a domination victory, just not the kind civ deals with Still, have fun, that is the ultimate point of it, but we're gonna have fun laughing at your decision to do it in the first place
  10. It's about time somebody brought Dynamism to TKR XDDDD Truly, doing God's work on orbis, if not for you all our souls would surely be damned for eternity! Ever grateful to you. cx
  11. Why would anybody be jealous of you pointlessly taking millions damage just to kick around a bunch of raiders who ultimately don't care. Either you'll waste resources for all time keeping all of Arrgh permawarred and pinned, or you'll slap around a bunch of raiders, call it a victory, and by next week nobody will be able to tell the difference from before or after. So, no, infact, i'm not jealous of making pointless and wasteful decisions that serve no real logical purpose or don't stand to offer any meaningful gain. But thanks for asking, i'm glad you care about all us sensible people <3
  12. He said 154million Oddly, i am 246.8, despite being 9 cities. Apparently being in government for a big alliance is a big bonus. Nice.
  13. Rin? Are you surrendering the name of your conspiracy supervisor? :3
  14. Thats what they'd want us to think, thats it already over! You're one of them aren't you? The plot thickens, Those Guys and TKR have already fallen in line. Now that was just rude.
  15. This is it, all trust is gone. Anybody could be a bought paid for IMU plant. Trust no one. You must save us, Buorhann. All of Orbis relies on you now.
  16. All these things are true. Kyle and i have spoken to an insider of the IMU conspiracy who told us all the truth. The truth is finally revealed. Jig's up, @Roquentin, we know all about your insider scheme with IMU now.
  17. Your mistake was bringing the hippo. Everything you'd planned, everything you'd dreamed, was ruined at that moment. No one brings a hippo to a losing fight. Only winners bring hippos.
  18. Speaking as being transgender myself, i think you got it pretty good. I know like, maybe 7 of the... 70 or something genders. is it 70? It's not more is it? i don't honestly know. Of the 7 i 'know' i only really understand 2 (male and female), and beyond that don't really get them. All the ridiculous extra genders and the sensitivity of made up pronouns is killing everybody's capacity to give a damn. People can at least kind of understand "Born boy, wants to be girl", but nobody has any idea what a 'Hijra' is. Or pangender. I certainly don't, and i'm supposedly part of the 'class' they're in. As for the 'slippery slope', there is actually scientific evidence that being transgender is an actual thing beyond some sort of minor self delusion. This is obviously a very young field of study, yet the general leaning is towards it being more than just a mental condition. That crowd is mostly people who probably actually are crazy. You'll find plenty like me, who honestly don't really care what you call us as long as you're being respectful about it and not an ass. There's no disavowal because on the whole, feminism is fractured into different groups nobody can keep track of, many of whom hate each other, and LGBT(whats the rest?) is so accepting and tolerant that it becomes a bad thing, and let's in bad people, with little self policing or backbone. Unfortunately the only disavowal you're likely to see are from people like me, who fall into a class the group advocates for, but do not ourselves particularly like said group. I am also not surprised they are dropping. The groups advocating the rights of people like myself are making it too big a deal. It's 0.3% of the population at a generous estimate, and all your advocation really needs to be is "These are people, like all people you know they are different from you. Treat them like you would any normal person, and they will (or should) do the same." Or really, just try not stone walling everything. It can't go all their way, which is what they try to do. Make concessions. Easy concession? Don't be a nazi over pronouns. Makes my life 50000x easier. It's true. I did the math. I naturally assume as science continue to look into it and come closer to a true, 'final verdict' as it were that the numbers will fall in line accordingly over time. Certainly did gay rights alot of good when science said "Hey, actually, there's a pretty notable genetic component to this and it's not just choice or corruption by Satan.", if the case is the same here, results will likely mirror in time.
  19. The last 30 seconds or so. Probably what IQ said to themselves when the war started.
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