Maybe you are just a Northern Fool.
I pledge my sword
to the banner of, Squeegee of the House Blackfyre, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms.
By the old gods and the new
down with the tyranny of the Zygon
with honor, loyalty, and dragons for all.
There's only one King in the North and his name is Squeegee of the House Blackfyre, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, King of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.