Beowulf the Second

o sht gib him a bounty for that^

i agree GPA gets a lot of sht it doesnt deserve. hell, i'll agree Alpha gets a lot of sht it doesnt deserve (except Steve, even in private we hate him ;D). but uhh w/o any allies to defend them this is how its looking. any old alliance can just decide to wreck shop if they like, shows that there's no foolproof way to avoid being hit in this game (except maybe 99% method lol)

i believe sell value is supposed to be constant (and really, really low) regardless of infra value. heavily discourages selling of infra

wat no

good point, let's call it "The Fark War"

i retract my earlier statement about there being little anti-(That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways) rhetoric

^can confirm Partisan has stepped down for real lol. anyone here want to share long stories about their time with Partisan the FA master? we have a thread on our forums but hopefully people can be nice here and share (be nice, the guy is retiring lol)

this is oddly philosophical

^quite deliberate

there are social justice warriors, and there now seem to be social injustice warriors; people who fight for the right for everyone to be as politically incorrect as they want wherever they want. i find that i regard both the same way ;D

CC's analysis and the mensan analysis provided is totally in line with mine. if the update rolls out as is, it will be a rather significant nuke buff. hopefully there will be other changes that help balance it out

oh Val that one's cheap xD you can do better, Pangui can be nice i for one look forward to UPN's unilateral MDP with Arrgh in unreturned defense of their pirate brothers

heh Syndi's helped grow a bunch of their current allies from protectorate status. their success is something we're quite proud of, and signing them we think is a bit different from signing because we happen to be fighting the same people :PP open to suggestions though, yall think we should dump such a relationship?

^CHARMED! GOOO FRAAAANDS

damn, that partisan response was pretty stronk. i look forward to someone trying to rebut it but the other side has tried to ignore it for quite a bit now. otherwise fuuuuk, can we let go of this now? hopesolo we keep saying 'no' because we literally hate talking about this, not because it 'makes ppl respect t$ more' lol i dunno how u thought that

yeah compared to this steve stuff id rather rehash that any day. seriously, you've got me missing clarke

ill just go ahead and assume that you're right and im talking about the wrong war and ill go crawl back into my shtpost hole and let the big bois discuss

soooo... clearly not mensa trying to trigger treaty stuff? i wasnt directly involved in negotiations, and i'm not as well-versed in FA (and congrats on learning so much, you're very dedicated), but i do clearly remember mensa offering reps in order to deescalate and stop that war in its tracks. might have been before rose said they would come in though (warboner for them heh), but regardless would not be treaty manip

i swear that one was the one where mensa members raided vanguard and vanguard responded in full force, and while tS scrambled to diplo both sides to peacefully resolve (someone prob has logs somewhere) and mensa was willing to pay reps (i remember a mensa member balking as theyd never offered that before), rose used it as a CB, and has admitted that war was aggressive. or maybe not

heh looks like they had some preprepared fanfic o/ other sphere consolidating, good good

yep, the Alpha tS spat was the first aggressive blitz we've done (though clearly foreshadowed), and this war the second. if we're counting aggressive blitzes as the antagonizing bit here, 'amorphous blob' coalition owes us like 3 more

or keep trying to mass more alliances against t$, like you've been doing. Phiney's not 100% right, you can still consolidate GPA against us SPOILER ALERT: Steve's War 4 involves Steve rallying all the micro-alliances against us also, as an Executive VP myself can confirm that we are shadow gov and have deposed partisan

ohmygod James tell me you're willing to actually work with Apeman because that would be epic asfff

haha inb4 Alpha and NK merge and combine nuclear forces to take on Pantheon also Noreen if you're reading this, i apologize for not accepting peace but i am in a very tight battle for warstats, very close to beating kt ;D ill try not to take money or destroy infra

>t$ shows up >sees shtposts ending >MOMMM!!1 PULL THE PLUG >calls in Alpha/t$ argument airstrike